Zoë Quinn - Image #822,991

Nothing and everything.
It's a long standing joke with the Super Best Friends that Woolie turned down sex with two attractive bisexual females so he could get a copy of Marvel Vs Capcom 3.

Along with Woolie being unable to read and being a pathological liar and thief.

And that time he killed that guy.

And that he kicks cats.

In short, Woolie is a scumbag and the best person ever.