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It's the internet, everyone is a white male virgin until proven otherwise. Even if you post a picture, you were technically a white male virgin the second before it was posted. That's how it works.

Also, you could always convert. But I guess there's always the whole "family disowning" thing.

Yes in my experience there's nothing religions hate more than converts, that's why the Jehovah's Witnesses go door to door warning people to stay the fuck away from them.