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1-enoch last night i was absentmindedly toying with something on the kitchen counter while i was on the computer and when i looked down i realized it was a cockroach. i was petting it. i was petting a cockroach and the cockroach was sitting there probably really enjoying it we had a moment. you know that thing of when two straight guys accidentally do something gay and then they freak out when they realize whats happening well it was exactly like that 154,954 notes

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Fenris Lupiq

Oct 19, 2014 at 07:59PM EDT

Fun fact: To cockroaches, humans are the most disgusting things on the planet, and they will frantically try to clean themselves after making any contact whatsoever.

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Briham

Oct 19, 2014 at 11:35PM EDT

So last year I saw a tumblr post going on about "Why should I clean my room, I'm the only who goes in there!" and I thought "Yeah, right on!" My apartment was messy as shit, but I lived alone and never had people over, so why should I care about cleanliness? Then, that very night, I was awoken by a cockroach crawling over my fingertips. Changed my mind pretty quickly.

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