Super Smash Brothers - Samus Is Gonna Feel It

Shulk's about to really feel dat ass.

"Oh Samus, that's one beautiful thing you have there"
"Oh Shulk, don't be shy, get down here and enjoy enjoy it with me"
"Don't mind if I do! Oh my, you sure know how to make it firm…"

And that's how Shulk and Samus won the sandcastle building competition.

…what? What did you think was happening?