HowToBasic - Cheesecake tutorial

No no no, this is NOTHING like how HowToBasic would make it.
Xe'd put in at least 13 eggs, half a watermelon, a gallon or two of maple syrup, a bar of soap, and 54 legos.
Then they would use a weed wacker to stir it.
Then they'd throw some assorted flavors of melted ice cream into a toilet, scoop some out, and put it on top.

Then throw another egg at it.