Tumblr - How it feels to not be Anthony Burch

>with Don at Olive Garden
>trying to enjoy pasta and endless breadsticks and salad
>Don's researching animal advice memes
>his phone rings and Anthony Burch is on it
>they're talking about the new Memelands 3
>Burch invites Don to help write it
>Don accepts
>as he's leaving, I try to speak but throat and pockets are loaded with spaghetti
>the Italian Armed Forces are waiting right outside to storm the building
>the signal to storm in is when parmesan cheese falls out of my pockets
>as Don is near the door, I swallow my pasta
>I yell for him and he looks at me quizzingly
>I tell him I'm not Anthony Burch
>Don, the IAF, employees, and customers all stop and look at me
>the spaghetti in my pockets have stopped
>Tears are streaming as I tell them all I'm not Anthony Burch
>Don walks up and hugs me tightly
>The IAF drop their weapons and begin celebrating
>Olive Garden starts flooding with customers and pasta
>Don's deadpooling animal advice memes
>Anthony Burch's cries are heard through Don's phone %
%{color:green}>am made a National Hero in Italy and America
>mfw I'm not Anthony Burch

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