It's true, all the fancy chemical alternatives they use in Diet Cock are actually far worse for the human body then what's in good old-fashioned Cock. Cock Zero is apparently as healthy as Diet Cock CLAIMS to be, but it tastes like shit so it's not worth it.
And yes, I did write all of that with a straight face.
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King of Comebacks
Feb 12, 2015 at 08:42PM EST in reply to
TrueGoober
Feb 12, 2015 at 02:24PM EST