"Nooow, let me be clear: breaking these cookies open hand gesture won't break, the country; but getting these cookies to the milk will help out middle class Americans. All this, continuous arguing over chocolate chip vs oatmeal. This isn't helping anybody. We all want cookies. I think we all can agree on that." pause for applause
"In the meantime, my administration will be working closely with the bakery to provide smaller cookies, in larger quantities, across the board. For all Americans. applause And to provide government workers with wider glasses, to ease the means by which we facilitate, the cookie-dunking." slightly lesser applause
Top Comments
junkers1337
Feb 12, 2015 at 10:52PM EST in reply to
Supreme the Lurking Monitor
Feb 13, 2015 at 03:43AM EST in reply to