Autism - Congratulations

You are now self-diagnosed (incorrectly) with Mild Asperger's Syndrome.

Negative side effect: people who actually have Aspergers syndrome will call you out for faking a diagnosis, and your speech skill will have no effect against them.

New recruitable companion: Special Snowflake from the "The Bad Side of Tumblr." Ineffective against anyone with a high intelligence stat, but will go berserk around anyone Special Snowflake deems a "cishet shitlord."