Location: Pain... pain is my home. HA! But seriously, I live in darkness.

Joined Oct 08, 2012 at 09:31PM EDT



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I’m a huge fan of That Guy With The Glasses, and regularly keep up on the Nostalgia Critic, Atop the Fourth Wall, Bad Movie Beatdown, Todd in the Shadows, Cinema Snob, and Anime Abandon, plus all of James Rolfe(aka Angry Video Game Nerd)‘s various projects, all of which give me absolutely no room to have a life. I also love math, as you probably already guessed, and would probably do something with that if the internet didn’t already own my mind, body and soul.
Oh, and if you’re wondering where my somewhat negative outlook on the world comes from, well…

Recent Activity

Commented on Operation Shell Shock

Alright, everyone here agrees that these two are stupid and evil. But please, please for fuck’s sake keep PETA out of this. Remember, they’re just as stupid and evil, and arguably far more so. The fact that animal abuse exists and is horrible does not justify their existence; besides, it’s not like we’re lacking in alternative organizations to turn to.

Jul 18, 2014 at 10:23PM EDT

Commented on Operation Shell Shock

Oh good, someone pointed out that they’re from Florida, so I don’t have to make a joke about it.

Well… here’s Patton Oswalt anyway.

You’re welcome, people.

Jul 18, 2014 at 10:15PM EDT

Commented on Who Needs Feminism?

She’s not a troll, and quite frankly I’m not even sure if you know what a troll is. But otherwise, all good points here. Glad to see that I’m not the only complete misanthrope on this website.

Jul 12, 2014 at 06:20PM EDT

Commented on Who Needs Feminism?

Okay, I’m no MRA myself (I think at this point the US, Europe [excluding certain nations in the southeast] and other such places simply need egalitarianism, which is what I consider myself), but that has got to be one of the most blatant straw men I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Jul 12, 2014 at 05:13PM EDT

Commented on Who Needs Feminism?

Exactly what I was thinking. The actions of a relatively small group of horrible idiots (with everyone else being disgusted by their actions) does not make good evidence for the need of any kind of movement.

Jul 12, 2014 at 05:10PM EDT

Commented on ...'s wall

This site ain’t big enough for two users with ellipsis in their names, boy!

Jul 12, 2014 at 04:06PM EDT

Commented on Jada's Sexual Assault Case

Don’t worry, man. A moronic despicable fuck is a moronic despicable fuck, no matter the sex or race. Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes of all time:
“I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,’ I said. ‘By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn’t true. The world is only broken into two tribes: the people who are assholes and the people who are not.”
-Sherman Alexie, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian

Jul 11, 2014 at 02:10AM EDT

Commented on Jada's Sexual Assault Case

You know, as much as I absolutely despise the human race, I’m constantly impressed that there are groups out there that can manage to make me hate it even more. Good job!

Jul 11, 2014 at 01:58AM EDT

Commented on 2014 World Cup Semfinal: Brazil vs. Germany

You know, I was going to originally post a clip from the film Brazil in relation to this ordeal of the country Brazil. And then I said, “Hey, you know what, come to think of it, I haven’t seen that fucking movie.” So if anyone wants to help pick up the slack, that’d be greatly appreciated.

Jul 10, 2014 at 01:37AM EDT

Commented on 55c.jpg

The one on the left wouldn’t actually kill someone for believing something different than her.



Jul 09, 2014 at 10:09PM EDT

Commented on Columbusing

“On June 25th, 2014, the women’s interest site Jezebel published an article praising the video for calling out cultural appropriation.”
Did you even read the page?

Jul 09, 2014 at 04:46PM EDT

Commented on Brazil - Germany

Yeah, but I don’t see Loki getting in a weak, pathetic little jab at the end, so it’s equivalent.

Jul 08, 2014 at 07:32PM EDT

Commented on Columbusing

I’m smelling some serious bullshit on this page.

Jul 08, 2014 at 05:49PM EDT

Commented on 3e4.jpeg

You’re not describing pessimism, you’re describing depression. There’s a pretty big fucking difference, you know?

Jul 07, 2014 at 06:28PM EDT

Commented on 3e4.jpeg

Why stop? I think it’s fucking great! You see, when you’re an optimist, you’re either right or disappointed. A pessimist can also be right, but when he’s not, he’s pleasantly surprised! Now doesn’t that sound a whole lot better?

Jul 07, 2014 at 05:05PM EDT

Commented on 3e4.jpeg

I never get tired of posting this genius.

Jul 07, 2014 at 04:08PM EDT

Commented on The Opie & Anthony Show

Clearly the guy flipped out of his mind as a result of an extremely stressful incident. If he cools down and apologizes for the way he stated his grievances in a couple of days, I say he gets a free pass. I mean, it’s not like pretty much every person on the face of the earth hasn’t done something similar.

Jul 03, 2014 at 07:56PM EDT

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