Location: Pain... pain is my home. HA! But seriously, I live in darkness.

Joined Oct 08, 2012 at 09:31PM EDT



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I’m a huge fan of That Guy With The Glasses, and regularly keep up on the Nostalgia Critic, Atop the Fourth Wall, Bad Movie Beatdown, Todd in the Shadows, Cinema Snob, and Anime Abandon, plus all of James Rolfe(aka Angry Video Game Nerd)‘s various projects, all of which give me absolutely no room to have a life. I also love math, as you probably already guessed, and would probably do something with that if the internet didn’t already own my mind, body and soul.
Oh, and if you’re wondering where my somewhat negative outlook on the world comes from, well…

Recent Activity

Commented on BlackWolf, The Midnight Pirate's wall

Hey, long time no see! Have you seen the forums lately? They’re… uh… well, just weird. You’ll see what I’m talking about. I mean, sometimes I’m like

but then I’m all

Sep 10, 2014 at 01:27AM EDT

Commented on The Fappening / Celebgate

Yes, yes, of course this will work, Barbara Streisa- I mean… you random collection of celebrities. There’s absolutely no possible way this could backfire even further.

Sep 07, 2014 at 11:34PM EDT

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Sep 02, 2014 at 02:43AM EDT

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Sep 02, 2014 at 02:43AM EDT

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Sep 02, 2014 at 02:42AM EDT

Commented on Anita Sarkeesian

I could argue about the legitimacy of Sarkeesian’s recent claims. But that would be beating a dead horse. Besides, I’m sure that there have been times where she’s been sent comments of a similar nature.
So I’l take a different route.
Here, ladies and gentlemen, is a short, very incomplete list of people who’ve likely (if not certainly) gotten similar death threats over the internet:
Nostalgia Critic, Blockbuster Buster, CR, Diamanda Hagan, Film Brain, Leon Thomas, MikeJ, Nash, Oancitizen, Obscurus Lupa, Paw, Phelous, Rap Critic, That SciFi Guy, Todd In The Shadows, Welshy, Ed Glaser, Happy Harry, MasakoX, JesuOtaku, The Last Angry Geek, MarzGurl, Suede, Vangelus, Y Ruler of Time, Nostalgia Chick, Linkara , Cinema Snob, Andrew Dickman, Angry Joe, Ashens, Benzaie, ChaosD1, Dena Natali, Guru Larry, Lee, Lotus Prince, Shaun K, Smarty, Taylor Hoyt, Bennett the Sage,
Tom White, JonTron, Peanut Butter Gamer, ProJared, The Completionist, Egoraptor, Danny Sexbang, Ninja Brian, RubberRoss, Angry Video Game Nerd, Mike Matei, Pat the NES Punk, Amazing Atheist, Thunderf00t, MrRepzion, Dusty, Jaclyn Glenn

Here’s my point: there’s a difference between some obscene statements shouted at you by an anonymous dick online and a legitimate death threat that would warrant the evacuation of your home. And one more hint- I would imagine those would also typically warrant calling the fucking cops.

Aug 30, 2014 at 01:54AM EDT

Commented on Yee

You know, these fuckers:

Aug 27, 2014 at 11:27PM EDT

Commented on Ebola-Chan

So from the looks of it, she’s an… “anti-nurse”.
Actually, that’s a great concept for a comic book character. Possibly a badass anti-hero.

Aug 27, 2014 at 12:16AM EDT

Commented on Matt Damon Takes the ALSA Ice Bucket Challenge!

Oh poor you. We wouldn’t want to have your sensitive stomach disturbed by a video where an actor does something mildly unhygienic, would we?
Actually, as he admits, Damon is using post-flush water from toilets that are cleaned frequently, which isn’t really dirty at all.

Aug 26, 2014 at 07:41PM EDT

Commented on Quinnspiracy

Sorry to disappoint you, but…

Thunderf00t is really tired of this shit.

Aug 25, 2014 at 03:16PM EDT


Well I….
…actually, what would a cross of Yahtzee and the Nostalgia Critic’s voices sound like?

Aug 25, 2014 at 03:03PM EDT

Commented on Ice Bucket Challenge

“end consumer grade water”
The fact that you use big words doesn’t disguise the fact that you’re a blithering idiot. You don’t have to add something special to make water drinkable, you schmuck- it’s only if there’s something already in the water that’s harmful to humans. And you know when that’s almost never an issue? With fucking rain. “Rarely found in a form fit for consumption” my aching ass.

Aug 25, 2014 at 12:26AM EDT

Commented on Ice Bucket Challenge

Fine. I’ll just boil your damn piss and use a simple process to collect the steam and drink it. And if you really think that drinking water qualified as wasting it, then you’re literally too stupid to live.

Aug 24, 2014 at 12:22PM EDT

Commented on Ice Bucket Challenge

Oh look, the misinformed douche is back, and spouting more bullshit.
1. Do you really fucking think that a $1000 donation gets you a $1000 tax deduction? If so, you’re even worse than I thought. It’s based on one’s adjusted gross income- if you donate 1% of that to qualified organizations in a single tax year, you get 1% of your income tax for that year deducted. In other words, it’s still by far a net loss. And even then, that’s only if one manages to know about the option and takes the effort to spend extra time dealing with the IRS. To sum up- it’s not “just moving the money to another hand”, you asswipe.
2. Congratulations on completely missing my point. You can’t “waste” an infinitely recycling resource, which is what water is, as shown by the water cycle. It’s used for hundreds of different functions besides drinking. (I really do know what a water treatment facility is, by the way. It’s not like it’s fired up only at specific times when absolutely necessary due to those despicable “water wasters”- it runs constantly to service the population.)

Aug 23, 2014 at 06:08PM EDT

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