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Joined Oct 08, 2012 at 09:31PM EDT


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About

I’m a huge fan of That Guy With The Glasses, and regularly keep up on the Nostalgia Critic, Atop the Fourth Wall, Bad Movie Beatdown, Todd in the Shadows, Cinema Snob, and Anime Abandon, plus all of James Rolfe(aka Angry Video Game Nerd)‘s various projects, all of which give me absolutely no room to have a life. I also love math, as you probably already guessed, and would probably do something with that if the internet didn’t already own my mind, body and soul.
Oh, and if you’re wondering where my somewhat negative outlook on the world comes from, well…


Recent Activity

Commented on Dylan Farrow's New York Times Open Letter

Okay, so obviously I have absolutely no real way of knowing if what Dylan Farrow claims is true or not, and if it happens to be so I totally feel for her.

Now, with that being said…
“What’s your favorite Woody Allen movie?”
Really? Really?
Am I honestly supposed to believe that someone who has had to live with an extremely traumatic memory of horrible abuse for most of their life, and has now finally decided to open up with a big, emotional, nationally published message… and she opens it with a contrived bullshit “hook” like that? Is that actually something a real human being would do in that situation? Come on guys, I can’t be the only one who’s thinking this.

Feb 05, 2014 at 01:01AM EST

Commented on 2b3.jpg

I know way more than I want to about these people. Thanks, APUSH!

Feb 04, 2014 at 07:29PM EST

Commented on Super Bowl XLVIII

Jesus fucking Christ, more than half of the comments on that video were from conspiracy theorists, and most of them were getting thumbs-up. Are Youtube commenters just trying to be worse than Hitler?

Feb 03, 2014 at 01:42AM EST

Commented on Super Bowl XLVIII

Pants. Off. Torn. Shredded. Incinerated.
GGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWKKKSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 02, 2014 at 11:09PM EST

Commented on Super Bowl XLVIII

It’s funny you should say that, because pretty much everyone I’ve heard who works in football (especially players) calls winning the Super Bowl being the “world champion”, all the way back to the very first ones played. This actually makes sense when you consider the history: I-IV were essentially exhibition games between the champions of the only two pro leagues anyone gave two shits about- the “old-guard” NFL and the booming AFL. Winning that left no doubt that your team was the best in all football (ergo the World Champion), which beforehand couldn’t really be determined because the two leagues never played against each other.

Feb 02, 2014 at 02:39AM EST

Commented on f99.jpg

I think we all know what he’s doing in there.

{insert something besides what you were all thinking to make a lame joke here}

Jan 29, 2014 at 05:40PM EST

Commented on HolyCrapItsBob's wall

“We’re gonna have a problem”? Jeez, I only fucked up once; what’s with the harsh language?

Jan 28, 2014 at 11:14PM EST

Commented on KingKraken's wall

You know, it funny: your avatar is also the exact reaction I had when scrolling through all your dumbass fucking comments.

Jan 15, 2014 at 06:34PM EST

Commented on ARobotNamedJoe's wall

I’m going to take a wild guess and say that you’re an NC fan.

Jan 15, 2014 at 02:04PM EST

Commented on YouTube

Well, at least the pros over at Cheezburger know that when something’s not broke you don’t fix it, right guys?

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Nov 08, 2013 at 07:30PM EST

Commented on "Fit Mom" Controversy

1. If you have a problem with your weight, stop comlaining about what other people say and fucking do something.
2. If you don’t give a shit… continue not to give a shit. If you tell people that and they still talk down to you, then they can go ahead and fuck themselves.
There, problem solved.

Oct 18, 2013 at 06:46PM EDT

Commented on ddb.png

Naw, his hat’s closer to a beret. Linkara on the other hand…

Sep 02, 2013 at 11:23PM EDT

Commented on The Amazing Atheist

Well, it’s Youtube’s right as an independent entity to filter their content as they see fit, but this is still a bad sign. It was always sort of marketed to the people as a tool of free speech. But now it seems they may finally be constricting their users in the name of political correctness. Shit sucks, man.
Anyway, to the people who are responding with “but it’s hate speech!”; from someone who’s seen every one of the videos taken down, trust me, it’s not. That is, unless you’re easily offended, in which case, why in the flying fuck are you watching anything by TJ? That’s like the Wicked Witch of the West going white water rafting. There is precisely one possible conclusion to that scenario, is what I’m trying to say here. Don’t support his silencing just because you disagree with him- just remember that thing that Voltaire supposedly said but really didn’t but it’s still a good quote .
Oh, and in case you’re looking for someone else to watch while this shit goes down, check out thunderf00t. He’s basically a toned-down TAA crossed with Bill Nye the Science Guy. And British.

Aug 21, 2013 at 01:58AM EDT

Commented on Prayer for President Barack Obama

Failing to hate Obama =/= thanking God for Obama being president.
Like you said, he has no real idea of who the guy really is or what he’s really done, and that’s because he’s simply to young. But then why is he saying these things? In my personal opinion, the plainly obvious assumption is that it’s someone else speaking through him. But in the end, you’re right, I really don’t know shit.
And again, I feel like I must emphasise:

Aug 13, 2013 at 09:48PM EDT

Commented on Prayer for President Barack Obama

Okay, clearly he’s been politically indoctrinated by his parents and/or community.
But hey, it’s not like that’s any different from, say, 99.somethingsomethingsomething% of us in the world. Hell, my personal views have been greatly influenced by the people who’ve had a consistent presence in my life, and a good portion of them have probably been bent towards theirs in some way. It’s how human beings work.
Plus, he’s just a little kid. It makes sense to be kinda less critical towards people who haven’t gained critical thinking skills, yaknowwhatimsayin? And on top of that, he’s only one person for fuck’s sake. Everybody calm your jimmies.

Aug 13, 2013 at 08:33PM EDT

Commented on CAPTCHA

There’s a reason why they call it being “disabled”. It’s absolutely in-fucking-possible to accommodate for every single solitary person’s impairment in every single solitary situation. Sure it’s shit, but that’s life, and sometimes you have to just deal with it.
Of course, if it was a problem that could be fixed without many problems then it should be, but therein lies the problem. What these people don’t seem to realize is that if there was a more convenient and equally functional version of CAPTCHA, it’s more than likely that would already be seen everywhere. Hell, I’m sure that at least a few groups of people were working on that exact project far before any of this came up.

Aug 07, 2013 at 08:11PM EDT

Commented on We Can't Stop

Wait.
Is this actually… a hit?
looks on Wikipedia
" The track has topped the charts in New Zealand and peaked at number two on the US Billboard Hot 100."



I’m waiting, Todd in the Shadows.

Jul 31, 2013 at 02:00AM EDT

Commented on Westboro Baptist Church

Before any religious nut pipes up, none of these “Satanists” actually worship the literal Devil. They’re just atheists who use it as a metaphor for logic and reason in opposition to God, and also because… well… they’re the types who really like attention.

Jul 18, 2013 at 11:05PM EDT

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