Location: Pain... pain is my home. HA! But seriously, I live in darkness.

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I’m a huge fan of That Guy With The Glasses, and regularly keep up on the Nostalgia Critic, Atop the Fourth Wall, Bad Movie Beatdown, Todd in the Shadows, Cinema Snob, and Anime Abandon, plus all of James Rolfe(aka Angry Video Game Nerd)‘s various projects, all of which give me absolutely no room to have a life. I also love math, as you probably already guessed, and would probably do something with that if the internet didn’t already own my mind, body and soul.
Oh, and if you’re wondering where my somewhat negative outlook on the world comes from, well…

Recent Activity

Commented on #IfIWereaBoy

I’m just going to stop you right there, since you’re clearly talking out of your ass.

Aug 14, 2014 at 04:02PM EDT

Commented on #Fatkini

I don’t know if you live in the United States or not, but # was (and still is, mostly by old people) referred to as the “pound sign” around here. Of course, if you live in the UK that doesn’t make any fucking sense.

Aug 11, 2014 at 10:13PM EDT

Commented on #Fatkini

Maybe if we start calling it the “pound sign” again this horrible fucking trend will go away.

And as for the entry itself: I normally consider this type of response a bit lazy and uninspired, but here I think it’s really fitting.

Aug 11, 2014 at 07:52PM EDT

Commented on Michael Brown's Death

So let me get this straight… nobody except for the couple people involved actually know what the fuck happened, and yet pretty much everyone else just assumes that they know. Yeah, that sounds about right.
Also, to claim that the mainstream media usually takes a stance against and portrays only the negative side of the dead men in these sorts of cases is just preposterous. Did no one watch CNN or MSNBC during the George Zimmerman trial? (If your answer is no because you never watch them in any circumstance, then I’m with you there, but still.)

Aug 11, 2014 at 06:18PM EDT

Commented on George Takei

I think they came full circle as soon as a large number of self-purported feminists began to maintain sexist ideologies. At this point they’re just constantly looping around that circle, making the rut in the ground deeper and deeper with each passing day so as to make it more visible.

Aug 11, 2014 at 06:07PM EDT

Commented on Jessica Nigri

Are you trying to shame her for using her tits, or implying that she shouldn’t use them? If not, then my comment wasn’t referring to you.

Aug 11, 2014 at 01:21AM EDT

Commented on Algernon's wall

“What is this, ‘Clovers for Algernon’?”
-Nostalgia Critic, Leprechaun review

Aug 10, 2014 at 05:28AM EDT

Commented on Retard

I know, it makes grown adults sound like fucking kindergartners.

Aug 09, 2014 at 03:28AM EDT

Commented on f90.jpg

He wanted to be crude. He reveled in being crude. And I think he would have been just fine with 71 years.

Aug 09, 2014 at 03:24AM EDT

Commented on Princess Celestia's wall

Alright, I normally wouldn’t comment on something like this, but human lips do not belong on a cartoon horse, or at least not like… that. I’m profoundly disturbed on levels of my being that I wasn’t previously aware of right now.

Aug 09, 2014 at 03:13AM EDT

Commented on Grand Canyon Squirrel Kicker

And here’s your hourly reminder that no matter what they try to do to clean up their image, PETA is still horrible.

Aug 08, 2014 at 05:15PM EDT

Commented on Retard

Based on some of these comments, I’d say: Y’all motherfuckers need Carlin!

Aug 08, 2014 at 03:59PM EDT

Added a video to Retard.

Aug 08, 2014 at 03:47PM EDT

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