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Be careful… you’re gonna scare the BNM away. My avatar roleplaying thread’s plenty big enough, don’t you think? Unless of course you were intentionally trying to freak him out, in which case… well, that’s just stealing my shtick of being an insufferable asshole.

>"But thanks to Todd in the Shadows, I have been able to learn more about the music from this band, and discovered that I love this song."
>"But thanks to Todd in the Shadows…"
>"…Todd in the Shadows…"
>_Todd in the Shadows_
But that can only mean… another big-time TGWTG fan! TIME TO CELEBRATE

When I read how you describe yourself, I immediately thought of this .
You’re welcome for that wasted day.

With all respect given, I do indeed beg to differ…
…motherfucker.

You mean like this?

Is there some sort of law that says there has to be a feminist shitstorm on KYM every three fucking months?

Again- no family members went there, it’s in Eastern Washington, and to top it all off I really don’t care that much about NCAA men’s basketball.

So… I guess we’re friends now…
…fuck, this is awkward.
This probably isn’t going to help with that, but I was thinking about how you described your mom, and I was wondering if you could go into more detail. Of course, this is only if you’re comfortable with doing so- you should never let anyone force you to reveal anything you don’t want to, no matter what. I can think of only four people I know outside my family who I’ve personally told any of the things in my post to, and that number probably won’t go up much through the rest of my life. And yet, sometimes it just feels really fucking good to let that shit out.
And yeah, that’s… eh… well… um… ah…
My god… the awkward level… it’s… it’s…

Oh non-sequiturial tonal shifts, you make everything better!

A fucked-up mother, eh? Now there’s a feel that I know. Her alcoholism has been a pain in my ass for four fucking years now. The worst part is probably the random periods of time in which it seems like that shit is finally done. But no, it always comes back. Almost two months ago my father (also an alcoholic, but sober for at least two years) actually forced her to leave for the first time, and I haven’t seen her since. From the few messages she’s sent, our best guess is that she hasn’t drank from that day till now, and is living in a special home for people in recovery, though of course anyone can fucking lie.
All I can tell you is to stay strong. Don’t go for any of that “don’t let it affect you” bullshit, because that’s impossible. The fact that it does just shows you that you’re human, and if you’ve still got that then you’ve still got hope.

Hmm… a follow? I’d love to know why. I mean, just besides my incredible intelligence, stunning good looks, ultra-level swag and oh look you unfollowed me. I’ll go cry in a corner now.
[cries in a corner]

What about the post below would make you think I was pissed off? And yes, I was sort of half-joking, but also being half-serious.

I tell you, it’s not easy being an otherkin.

Shit happens, bro.

Holy fucking shit, you’re only 13 years old? Man, I had absoulutely no idea. Are you some sort of child genius?
BTW, I’m 16, but no one needs to know that…
…except that now everyone who reads this post will. Perhaps I should have thought this through.

Am I the only person who’s a little disturbed by the fact that with each post you make you act less like yourself and more like your avatar? It’s like I’m watching your mental breakdown unfold right before my very eyes.

I really don’t get the whole “leaving” thing. You don’t even have to get off your ass in order to come to the site, so what’s the fuss? It’s not like you’re on here 24/7 anyway, so just log on less often if you feel like it. There’s no need to make any sort of commitment.

{insert every OP is a fag image ever made here}
Why can’t we just make the BNMs wait one single week before they can create a new entry? Hell, even a day would get rid of at least half of the shitentries that flow in here.

Reading the page and comments, I do affirm
+1 work, then +1 confirm

You, my friend, are cancer. Your bullshit forced “meme” is cancer, this page you vomited up for it is cancer, and your Facebook page is terminal cancer. It’s people like you that, if left unchecked, will one day cause the internet to just fall over and die. So do us all a favor and fuck yourself.
Thank you, and good day.

You don’t have to apologize for posting on my thread- your contributions were actually funny. The reason it went to shit was a combination ofl laziness, some actual karma whoring (at least that’s what RandomMan thought), and people who were more content with bitching about it instead of trying to make a difference. And then of course there were the downvote bombers, who I think will come to realize how immature they were being once they hit middle school. So in the end, I want to say thank you for not being any of that.