Location: Pain... pain is my home. HA! But seriously, I live in darkness.

Joined Oct 08, 2012 at 09:31PM EDT



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I’m a huge fan of That Guy With The Glasses, and regularly keep up on the Nostalgia Critic, Atop the Fourth Wall, Bad Movie Beatdown, Todd in the Shadows, Cinema Snob, and Anime Abandon, plus all of James Rolfe(aka Angry Video Game Nerd)‘s various projects, all of which give me absolutely no room to have a life. I also love math, as you probably already guessed, and would probably do something with that if the internet didn’t already own my mind, body and soul.
Oh, and if you’re wondering where my somewhat negative outlook on the world comes from, well…

Recent Activity

Commented on Snickerway's wall

Awesome reply to that bullshit “Look Up” video. You should totally post that in the Youtube comment section to break up the fucking circlejerk that’s become.

May 06, 2014 at 11:31PM EDT

Commented on 679.gif

Holy fuck the uploader. I just shit my pants.

May 05, 2014 at 11:26PM EDT

Commented on Internet Paraphilia

And yet you managed to make not one but two comments that will ensure this page will stay on the trending bar for a few more hours. That’s… well, that’s pretty bad.

May 05, 2014 at 11:19PM EDT

Commented on Internet Paraphilia

Wow! So… internet fetishes are going to literally destroy humanity? I just kind of assumed it would be… I don’t know, the atom bomb or some shit. But I guess I can trust you- ya seem like a real intelligent fellow, after all.

May 05, 2014 at 08:02PM EDT

Commented on Panda's wall

You’re pretty cool, man. Just a piece of advice: If you pick out an avatar no one will mistake you for a “Brand New Faggot”, and your honor shall be great.

May 03, 2014 at 01:30AM EDT

Commented on WeNeedDiverseBooks

Where the fuck is #WeNeedIntelligentBooks? For every Hunger Games there`s several different versions or Twilight or some shit (nine if you’re going of Sturgeon`s Law) that other teens are swallowing. There`s a real problem. Hell, I can use the “find and replace” function in Word and make a “Mexican Katniss” in about five minutes.

May 02, 2014 at 08:18PM EDT

Commented on Not All Men Are Like That

Yes, because, as we all know, all men that act like assholes on the internet are automatically excused for their actions because they’re men.

May 02, 2014 at 02:47PM EDT

Commented on Not All Men Are Like That

What they actually believe is that it is impossible for racism to go against whites or sexism to go against males. They argue this by using their own bullshit definitions of those words which have those assertions built in, which is, of course, begging the question.

May 02, 2014 at 02:34PM EDT

Commented on Not All Men Are Like That

Fun fact: I have this tiny little tumor deep within my spleen. Every time I see the word “reverse” used to modify “racism” or “sexism”, it grows just a little bit more. I look forward to the day it finally kills me off so I won’t have to deal with SJW horseshit any more.

Apr 30, 2014 at 09:16PM EDT

Commented on #NationalSendYourMenNudesDay

You guys do realize that that this is a joke, right? Mocking all those fucking stupid Twitter trends that we all hate so much? So why are you all losing your shit over it?

Apr 23, 2014 at 07:56PM EDT

Commented on KorovaMilkBar's wall

My friend, let us break the bonds of boring society and take a night on the town, making wonderful merriment with games of the old ultraviolent type…

Apr 21, 2014 at 08:08PM EDT

Commented on Creepy White Guys

Here’s my standard I use to judge this kind of thing:
When someone points out a bunch of crazy motherfuckers that mostly belong to the same race/gender due to obvious shit, their only reaction should be “HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT THOSE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS!” Trying to make a judgement about a certain demographic or the world in general based on a bunch of people with chunks of their brain cells missing is just foolish.
Is that what the folks on this blog are doing? Well, it kind of looks all over the place. Some of them definitely look like the obnoxious SJW type, and to them I say

Apr 19, 2014 at 02:15AM EDT

Commented on #PotToBlame

This is your brain.

This is your brain on Nancy Grace.

Any questions?

Apr 18, 2014 at 11:12PM EDT

Commented on Stephen Colbert

Guys, this has absolutely nothing to do with that stupid-ass “hashtag campaign”. Stop it.

Apr 10, 2014 at 11:24PM EDT

Commented on #CancelColbert

To look on the positive side of things (because I so rarely do), is anyone else fucking pumped for his response to all this horseshit on Monday night? What angle to you guys think he’s going to take?

Mar 29, 2014 at 02:12AM EDT

Commented on 18b.png

Nope, he’s just referring back to a joke Colbert made where he said that the B and T in LGBT stood for bacon and tomato.
Yes, initialism/sandwich-related humor has now become just too offensive for these people.

Mar 29, 2014 at 01:51AM EDT

Commented on I, Too, am Harvard

How in the hell does that work?
I think one thing that we can both agree on is that these racists the students in the pictures are pointing out (assuming they’re being honest and don’t have a misunderstanding) are idiots. Well, unfortunately, pointing out idiots doesn’t make them stop being ones. They’ll always be around, always stinking up the world, and no amount of viral campaigning is going to change that. So, unless there’s real systematic abuse going on, it’s better to just get on with your life and deal with the bigoted morons as they come.
This is basically the “sentiment” you’re complaining about. Now please tell me, in what way could that possibly stimulate racism?

Mar 27, 2014 at 11:56PM EDT

Commented on I, Too, am Harvard

Because I’m a bitter person, and sarcasm is the language of bitter people, especially when they come across stupidity and naivety: for example, the attitude that anyone that disagrees with a person who claims to have been the victim of racism is automatically a racist or “racism apologist”.

Mar 27, 2014 at 11:35PM EDT

Commented on I, Too, am Harvard

Yes, “justifying” racism. That’s what all those people down there are doing. What an astute observation. In fact, I heard that one of them burns a cross every Thursday. Only by the genius of your mind could you have made such an insight. Truly you have eyes that see the darkness in men’s souls.

Mar 27, 2014 at 10:42PM EDT

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