Location: Pain... pain is my home. HA! But seriously, I live in darkness.

Joined Oct 08, 2012 at 09:31PM EDT



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I’m a huge fan of That Guy With The Glasses, and regularly keep up on the Nostalgia Critic, Atop the Fourth Wall, Bad Movie Beatdown, Todd in the Shadows, Cinema Snob, and Anime Abandon, plus all of James Rolfe(aka Angry Video Game Nerd)‘s various projects, all of which give me absolutely no room to have a life. I also love math, as you probably already guessed, and would probably do something with that if the internet didn’t already own my mind, body and soul.
Oh, and if you’re wondering where my somewhat negative outlook on the world comes from, well…

(I guess this playlist will have to do for now. Goddamn DMCA takedowns…)

Recent Activity

Commented on 91d.jpg

I think that’s just the lead singer from ZZ Top.

Jan 07, 2015 at 04:44PM EST

Commented on Le Wrong Generation

I am certainly one of the people that regards today’s music as inferior to the “golden age” of the mid 60s to mid 70s. Of course that’s completely subjective, but still, I have yet to discover or be pointed to anything produced in the last ten years or so that has the “sound” that I enjoy.
However, saying you were “born in the wrong generation” is 50,000 leagues of retarded. No, shithead, you were born in the exact right generation, because you can enjoy all that great music from decades past (not to mention in a way more convenient manner) and also take advantage of all the modern advancements, like this magical shiny writing and communication device I typed this comment into.

In fact, I take that back. I am born in the wrong generation. I want to be born in the one a century from now. I’ll be able to teleport instantaneously back to my house from work so I can listen to my Pink Floyd while being tended to by my personally assigned sex droid. So get on that time machine development, science.

Jan 07, 2015 at 04:41PM EST

Commented on 223.jpg

You know, the result of that line of reasoning can be pretty irrational sometimes.
(I have found my people.)

Jan 07, 2015 at 04:11PM EST

Commented on Shawn Oakman Tweets

Oh for fuck’s sake, is this going to turn into another Hypnotoad-type thing where everyone just-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

Jan 06, 2015 at 02:20PM EST

Commented on Meme Run

Dude, I got that info from this very website- just look it up!

Jan 05, 2015 at 04:44PM EST

Commented on xTSGx's wall

Damn they got hosed. Good luck next year- it’s always been my policy to root first for my local team, then any team that doesn’t have a history of success.
If Suh doesn’t end up staying with the Lions, I hope he ends up somewhere in the NFC East so he can personally enact vengeance for the next decade.

Jan 04, 2015 at 10:07PM EST

Commented on Naschzaube Maus' wall

Oh my god I’m so sorry.
But hey, with Carson Palmer and a few of those other guys back I think you’ll be really dangerous next year.
Good luck (but not too much) from a Seahawks fan.

Jan 03, 2015 at 08:28PM EST

Commented on Leelah Alcorn's Suicide

It’s times like these, where the extreme right fucks something up and the extreme left puts a horrible taste in our mouths when they try to co-opt the resulting movement, that we who at least try to be moderate and rational really need to come together. I don’t agree with all of the ideas of trans activists, but I think we can all agree that there’s some serious bullshit that needs to be solved.

Jan 03, 2015 at 06:33PM EST

Commented on Leelah Alcorn's Suicide

I’m too lazy and tired of overused jokes, but just go ahead and imagine that there’s a “bait” image right here. Seriously, go fuck yourself.

Jan 03, 2015 at 06:21PM EST

Commented on MorningSTAR - The Dawn's wall

What is the deal your newfound “serious” obsession with Mr. Enter? For fuck’s sake, he’s just an upstart animation reviewer inspired by the Nostalgia Critic, not some kind of professional expert media commentator.

Jan 03, 2015 at 06:01PM EST

Commented on And Then There's THIS Asshole

This show is the shit. Damn shame they shut it down, but I’m sure Penn and Teller are making plans for bringing it back.

Jan 03, 2015 at 05:31PM EST

Commented on Meme Run

Man, the “Get Out” Frog is everywhere in that game.

Say, does anyone else remember where that meme originated from? I think it was something like this:

Porn. It came from porn. And just yesterday, I saw this shit on the Wii U home screen.
Wii U confirmed dirtiest console.
Jan 03, 2015 at 02:49PM EST

Commented on BeauBody38's wall

Welcome to Know Your Meme! Beer’s in the fridge.
My first recommendation- pick out an avatar and spruce up your page. You’ll be accepted a lot more quick and easy by the userbase if you do that.

Jan 02, 2015 at 01:51AM EST

Commented on RandomMan's wall

Nor will I yours.
If there’s one thing that humans will always have to come together over, it’s our complete ignorance.

Jan 01, 2015 at 07:04PM EST

Commented on RandomMan's wall

If you have the spare time, I found a really interesting District Court opinion from about fifteen years ago that provides a lot of context for gun-rights advocacy in the United States. It really goes into a lot of detail.

Jan 01, 2015 at 06:11PM EST

Commented on Jimmy The Swood Guy's wall

Isn’t that kind of like saying “you surprisingly don’t call the Civil War the ‘War of Northern Aggression’ that much for somebody from South Carolina”?
This is a wonderful place, and I wouldn’t choose to live anywhere else, but there is definitely some ultra-liberal bullshit. Hey- at least it’s not Sweden!

Dec 31, 2014 at 05:24PM EST

Commented on Judgepot's wall

Well, the Arab world is also a virtual civil rights wasteland, so there’s that.
(Decided to keep this out of the comments, because I think I’ve posted there just about enough.)

Also, I guess this is the first time anyone’s ever written on your wall, so… uh… welcome to KYM, I guess.

Dec 31, 2014 at 04:28PM EST

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