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Dude, NO ONE is buying your act anymore. I know you’re going to reply with “oh but I’m not a twoll boo hoo {insert random Strawberry Shortcake picture for no reason}”, and that’s only going to make it more obvious. If you really wanna rustle people’s jimmies, just move on to something else.

@Pocket Exception
[begin pointless Yoda speak]
Feeding the trolls, you are. Stop, you must.
[end pointless Yoda speak]

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/38168-nostalgia-critic-the-odd-life-of-timothy-green

I think all of this Illuminati shit should be dumped into one article, since it’s very unique to the web, especially Youtube where people have made thousands of videos that claim to have found “subliminal messages” in every single solitary piece of fiction known to man.

Well, I doubt this opportunity will ever arise again, so… here you go, I guess:

I know I already posted this, but seriously…

There are only three possible explanations for this shit:
1. You’re a girl, and 2003 is your birth year.
2. You’re the most obvious troll in the history of the internet.
3.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT do you make a lot of posts. I mean, I may not have a life, but goddamn, at least I spread around the time I spend not having one to different activities (as long as they involve the internet). Do you get paid for this? That’s the only explanation I can come up with.
Or… maybe you’re some sort of mutant freak. Yes, one who can perform short bursts of activity in a near-instant, thus freeing you up to do other things…
My god, it’s true. I have no idea of what secrets lie within your DNA, rukario1122, and perhaps I never will. But rest assured, one day, science will prevail!

Seriously, is there anything more to say?

@h0nkyt0nky
Perhaps you missed my last comment since it wasn’t directed at you, or maybe you just ignored it because it doesn’t fit with the argument you’re trying to make, but regardless I’ll repeat myself: Most (and that’s really a conservative word to use) atheists and agnostics do not think that “religion has done (good) for modern society”. But here’s the thing- in the end, that doesn’t matter much, because the vast majority of us justify our position solely on the basis of logic, not morals. So I think that if you really want to argue for religion, you have to do it on that front.
@Daruqe
Please end this whole “Catholic Church causes AIDS” argument, because it’s not going anywhere, and no one really knows what the fuck the connection is. Take note of what I said immediately above, because it applies to atheists too.

@❄Daruqe❄
Yeah, h0nkyt0nky keeps acting like the idea that religions have extremely positive effects on society is a plain fact that atheists just ignore. Of course, the reality is that most atheists/agnostics wouldn’t agree with that.
Also, does he have upvotes because people are trolling him for wanting downvotes. Because if so, that would be fantastic.

@h0nkyt0nky
From Merriam-Webster:
a: a disbelief in the existence of deity
b: the doctrine that there is no deity
That’s what atheism is. Not sure how you came to the conclusion that it’s all about Catholicism bashing, though I’ll venture a guess that you don’t actually spend much time around atheists. Beyond that, all I can say is that every insult you just flung my way only applies to yourself. Also, I still have the nagging suspicion that you’re a troll.
@daddytype
What, are you implying that I should give up “debating” when neither side is ever going to change their viewpoint? You… are probably right. Oh well- arguing with people that piss me off is just an addiction that’s probably going to kill me one day.

@h0nkyt0nky
Oh, so you mean that, intead of a troll, you’re just a fuckwad who will continue to see the world in an idiotic way no matter how many people point it out as such because of your massively over-inflated ego? Okay. So… I’m gonna say that’s not much of an improvement.

@h0nkyt0nky
Let me explain something: The entire point of trolling is to trick other people into thinking you’re serious, thereby getting them angry for what you say. However, when you announce that you’re looking for downvotes, no one will care because they know what your real intentions are.

Or, in other words:

There be shitstorm a’brewin’?
Alright guys, come on and say it with me now:
It’s just a show, I should really just relax.
It’s just a show, I should really just relax.
It’s just a show, I should really just relax.
It’s just a show, I should really just relax.
It’s just a show, I should really just relax.
It’s JUST a show, I should really… just… RELAX.
Better?
…
…
…
No? Well, I’ve done all I can do.

@Genry
Yeah, seems pretty obvious to me. In fact, I’m surprised how rarely this theory is proposed. If I were him, since he hasn’t been talked about much lately, I’d admit to the whole internet what I have done and take my rightful spot as the undisputed king of trolldom. But then again, perhaps he has something new planned…

In the episode that clip comes from, “Wet Painters”, Spongebob and Patrick trying to hide Mr. Krabs’ “first dollar” that they accidentally covered in paint. So they hang a bunch of random paintings above it. Mr Krabs throws them off the wall, eventually reaching Spongebob himself. The exchange then goes like this:
Spongebob: Hi, Mr. Krabs.
Mr.Krabs: SpongeBob, what are you doing?
Spongebob: Oh, you know, just hanging around.
Patrick (in the background): Boo!
Thus, the clip is great to use in response to someone who makes a bad pun.

@Dreazie
You can go ahead and keep thinking that liking different cartoons somehow makes you better than other people, and those people will go ahead and keep calling you a douchebag. Or you could… you know… stop being an egocentric dipshit.