Location: Pain... pain is my home. HA! But seriously, I live in darkness.

Joined Oct 08, 2012 at 09:31PM EDT



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I’m a huge fan of That Guy With The Glasses, and regularly keep up on the Nostalgia Critic, Atop the Fourth Wall, Bad Movie Beatdown, Todd in the Shadows, Cinema Snob, and Anime Abandon, plus all of James Rolfe(aka Angry Video Game Nerd)‘s various projects, all of which give me absolutely no room to have a life. I also love math, as you probably already guessed, and would probably do something with that if the internet didn’t already own my mind, body and soul.
Oh, and if you’re wondering where my somewhat negative outlook on the world comes from, well…

Recent Activity

Commented on Hijabi Problems

I kind of don’t like the implications of this. You see, my opinion on the matter is-

Uhh… never mind.

Jul 31, 2014 at 03:50PM EDT

Commented on #UnfollowAMan

You’re… you’re liberal_genius, aren’t you? And I actually almost fell for it this time.

Jul 30, 2014 at 02:32AM EDT

Commented on Moms Against Gaming

That sounds like a fake piece of sexual slang someone made up for Urban Dictionary.

Jul 29, 2014 at 11:27PM EDT

Commented on #UnfollowAMan

Why are so many people so sure that this was all a complete joke? Where are they getting their evidence from?

Jul 29, 2014 at 11:25PM EDT

Commented on #UnfollowAMan

Ah yes, because the one true way to create true gender equality is to constantly generate strife between them and blatantly condescend a particular one!

Jul 29, 2014 at 10:14PM EDT

Commented on Woman in Black

Someone should go get Daniel Radcliffe to beat the shit out of her!
This joke brought to you by NOPCRA, the National Obscure Pop Culture References Assembly.

Jul 29, 2014 at 07:53PM EDT

Commented on No Fap September / No Fap Months

“{Cumming}* was also my primary coping strategy for stress or pain, and that just didn’t seem healthy at all.”
Ah yes, it didn’t “seem” healthy. Because you can totally replace logical arguments with irrational “feelings” to explain to other people why you made a choice about your life that seriously affects you for more then a quarter of a year without looking like a naïve fool. And it’s not like the normal human body can handle as many orgasms as are physically possible without serious harm, or that it only takes ten damn minutes and there’s a lot of evidence that masturbating has several health benefits, or even that there are multiple habits frequently used to cope with stress and pain that are several thousand times worse, like say, I don’t know, slitting your wrists or beating the shit out of your family members.
Seriously though, I am so fucking tired of these douches getting universal praise for doing something so pointless and wrongheaded.

Jul 29, 2014 at 07:49PM EDT

Commented on Operation Shell Shock

Alright, everyone here agrees that these two are stupid and evil. But please, please for fuck’s sake keep PETA out of this. Remember, they’re just as stupid and evil, and arguably far more so. The fact that animal abuse exists and is horrible does not justify their existence; besides, it’s not like we’re lacking in alternative organizations to turn to.

Jul 18, 2014 at 10:23PM EDT

Commented on Operation Shell Shock

Oh good, someone pointed out that they’re from Florida, so I don’t have to make a joke about it.

Well… here’s Patton Oswalt anyway.

You’re welcome, people.

Jul 18, 2014 at 10:15PM EDT

Commented on Who Needs Feminism?

She’s not a troll, and quite frankly I’m not even sure if you know what a troll is. But otherwise, all good points here. Glad to see that I’m not the only complete misanthrope on this website.

Jul 12, 2014 at 06:20PM EDT

Commented on Who Needs Feminism?

Okay, I’m no MRA myself (I think at this point the US, Europe [excluding certain nations in the southeast] and other such places simply need egalitarianism, which is what I consider myself), but that has got to be one of the most blatant straw men I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Jul 12, 2014 at 05:13PM EDT

Commented on Who Needs Feminism?

Exactly what I was thinking. The actions of a relatively small group of horrible idiots (with everyone else being disgusted by their actions) does not make good evidence for the need of any kind of movement.

Jul 12, 2014 at 05:10PM EDT

Commented on ...'s wall

This site ain’t big enough for two users with ellipsis in their names, boy!

Jul 12, 2014 at 04:06PM EDT

Commented on Jada's Sexual Assault Case

Don’t worry, man. A moronic despicable fuck is a moronic despicable fuck, no matter the sex or race. Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes of all time:
“I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,’ I said. ‘By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn’t true. The world is only broken into two tribes: the people who are assholes and the people who are not.”
-Sherman Alexie, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian

Jul 11, 2014 at 02:10AM EDT

Commented on Jada's Sexual Assault Case

You know, as much as I absolutely despise the human race, I’m constantly impressed that there are groups out there that can manage to make me hate it even more. Good job!

Jul 11, 2014 at 01:58AM EDT

Commented on 2014 World Cup Semfinal: Brazil vs. Germany

You know, I was going to originally post a clip from the film Brazil in relation to this ordeal of the country Brazil. And then I said, “Hey, you know what, come to think of it, I haven’t seen that fucking movie.” So if anyone wants to help pick up the slack, that’d be greatly appreciated.

Jul 10, 2014 at 01:37AM EDT

Commented on Columbusing

“On June 25th, 2014, the women’s interest site Jezebel published an article praising the video for calling out cultural appropriation.”
Did you even read the page?

Jul 09, 2014 at 04:46PM EDT

Commented on Brazil - Germany

Yeah, but I don’t see Loki getting in a weak, pathetic little jab at the end, so it’s equivalent.

Jul 08, 2014 at 07:32PM EDT

Commented on Columbusing

I’m smelling some serious bullshit on this page.

Jul 08, 2014 at 05:49PM EDT

Commented on 3e4.jpeg

You’re not describing pessimism, you’re describing depression. There’s a pretty big fucking difference, you know?

Jul 07, 2014 at 06:28PM EDT

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