Absolute Zero

These are the reasons you are here: 1. You just wanted to lurk in this thread and found a spinning water balloon. 2. You problably expected something holy. What’s more holy than this? 3. You got bored and decided to close the others tab except KYM, becuase you knew there will be something funny. 4. tl;dr 5. ???? 6. PROFIT! 7. The first thing that came to your mind was that it was NSFW. 8. You want use the reasons above in another thread. 9. My reason: ….

wasn’t enought too…

Wowt a yogurt pwned Anonymous. CHIEF

It’s over 9000 (Breaks visors with hand)

Rebel scum this. Pew pew pew

That weren’t involved…

!orb yrots looc The suspense…

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, desu

Banned for double-ban, now I triple ban.

Instant faint haunted the grunts. TDFAM

Banned for giving a statement.

Banned for telling the truth.

Banned because I forgot what I was going to do.

Banned for not reading this post.

I’ll take this cheeto… and make it a meme.

Banned for posting a post that was already posted in a different thread that has others post that end up in this thread, thus creating new posts here.

Raptorjesus, Y U NO COMMENT ABOUT THIS THREAD?

Banned for not posting anything else.

Banned because you’re doing it wrong

Banned for leaving thread.