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Fluttershy is best dinosaur.
“Did I ever tell you that my buddy Keith was a brony? Man, he was into My Little Pony like a 6-year-old girl. He’d spend hours blushing Fluttershy’s mane till it was silky smooth, throwing parties with Pinkie Pie, and racing Rainbow Dash against The Flash. I remember this one time, some biker dude called him a pussy for liking ponies. Let me tell you, that was the last mistake that biker dude ever made.”
I’ve been to many porn sites, and I’ve seen many ads like this one.
None of them have made me laugh like this one.
I’m not turned on by ponies (unless they’re humanized, and even that’s stretching it), but if someone else is, that’s completely fine. There are over a ton of different fetishes and sexual preferences out there, and many different people (myself included, admittedly) have at least one. Quite frankly, if you have a fetish for ponies, that’s alright in my book.
Besides, if Rule 34 of My Little Pony didn’t exist, neither would Rule 34 itself. Remember, no exceptions.
That’s it Rainbow Dash. Come closer… come closer… come clo- wait, hold on! Stop! NOT THAT CLOSE!
… well, that’s one way to spy-check, if a bit brutal.
That’s an excellent question, my good man.
What could possibly go wrong?
If you somehow can’t stand the fact that Nicktoons has content standards (just like every other TV network aimed towards children, including The Hub) and needs to censor blood, there’s always the DVDs.
Marry Rainbow Dash…
My life is now 20% cooler.
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The fact that these two share the same voice actor (Jim Cummings) baffles me on so many levels.
You know, a lot of people like to point to Sonic ‘06 as the worst Sonic game ever made. While it is indeed a very flawed game, it was at the very least playable (and like Superman 64, it was fun if you’re the kind of gamer who intentionally looks for glitches and tries breaking the game as much as possible).
Quite frankly, Sonic the Hedgehog: Genesis (along with Sonic Labyrinth for the Game Gear) is much more deserving of the “worst Sonic game ever” title.
If I see that fucking dog one more time…
Melee had Mr. Game & Watch… Brawl had ROB… and the fourth game now has the Wii Fit Trainer.
I wonder what other “WTF characters” could be included…
Also, I think I speak for his fans when I say that this guy definitely deserves a spot…
Sakurai has said that while Third-party characters (like the already-confirmed Mega Man) will appear, they won’t “go overboard” with them.
In all honesty, I like both Snake and Sonic and would like to see both of them return, but if one of them was not coming back due limiting third-party characters, I’d choose Snake. Besides, Sega does have other characters from different franchises that could represent them, like Alis Landale (Phantasy Star), Hatsune Miku (Project DIVA), Ryo Hazuki (Shenmue), and Bayonetta.
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