Advance

So I hear you’ve gone…
to the dark side

As long as you look like Rarity…
Maaaybe we will work this out somehow…

What the hell did you do to my sword?

Pulls out pistols and fires.

Also, it seems that there is a usurper.

Of course – all hail our generous god-queen of the night!

Oh yeah, the comic. I should probably read that sometime.

YOU TRIED TO WARN US

WE COULD HAVE STOPPED IT

Nightmare Advance, you’re going down.

Unsheathes katana and charges.

So, I was going to ask if you had seen what happens to Rarity in the latest comic, but something tells me that you have.

You wake up one morning, and you see her.

Vot vill you du?

@BpB
I think I know who did it and how he did it

How on earth did you manage this?

Well you seem like a pretty cool dude, and I’m happy you responded to me :)

Stalin is love, Stalin is life, eh?

Indeed! Everybody needs at least a little of Stalin to have a good day.

Why, I’ve even tried to convince Nintendo to make Stalin the main character of every Mario game. But they keep refusing.

Why can’t others accept his greatness?

oh i didn’t think you would respond to me…

I swear bro…
GOATSE IS NEXT.

Have some quality fapping material…

But of course! Can’t get out of bed without his moving words.

Hey Advance, how is it go-

I think I’m doing this right

SO, FUCK THE RULES

But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

Why does everyone keep posting Linkin Park on my wall? I don’t even like Linkin Park…