Location: Teh interbuttz
Joined Apr 22, 2012 at 01:59PM EDT
(Still looking for the point of this picture)
LOOK AT MY FUCKING RABBIT!! LOOK AT IT!
Satoshi Tajiri: At last, I have found a worthy successor to lead my empire…
Gilmonlee/Hitmonbat/whatever we’re calling the last one looks pretty cool actually.
It’s… it’s actually helpful…
EAT MY ANTHRO LOVING DICK, YOU CHUCKLEFUCK! flips the table
You don’t HUE?
They said the same thing about Pokémon when it first came to the US…
…and yet, here we are, over 15 years later. ;)
HUG TIEMZ NAO?
WTF not another stupid article trying to make a cat into a meme. +1 DeadpoooooOOAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW WOOK AT THE WIDDLE FACEY! +1 CONFIRM! (Srsly, +1 confirm. It seems legit to me.)
Ohohoh, man… ahahahahahaaaaha…
Guys, it’s okay… I did some research, and the article in this picture was taken from LandOverBaptist.net-- the forum site for a SATIRICAL fictional Baptist Church site.
Windigo with salad was right-- this IS, in fact, a satire. I gotta admit, I feel kinda stupid now… I went over to that site and (after seeing the outrageous crap people were writing in the threads) registered an account (which I planned to make as a “disposable/temporary” account), fully intending to give those people a piece of my mind.
And then it occurred to me to look up the site on Wikipedia. Sure enough, I found an article stating that the whole site is a work of parody. Taking a second look at the threads, it suddenly makes sense to me now… almost all of that stuff is just too outrageous-sounding to be sincere. XD
I have news.
The products owned by Hostess--including Twinkies-- have been purchased by another company with the intent to continue marketing them under new ownership. So dry your tears, Tallahassee. All will be well.
(sees the two downvotes on my last comment)
Dafu-- aw, screw you haterfags, that was funny and you know it!
I know old ban is old, but…
(grabs you in a bear hug)
Thank Celestia you’re okay… don’t you EVER go posting bannable pics on this site again, d’you hear me, mister? I don’t know what I’d do with myself if you were ever… (shudder) PERMA-BANNED…
As Barney Stinson might say (if he were a pony), “SADDLE UP!”
Aaaaahahahahahah, ohhh, Trixie, you little tease…!
(wipes tears of mirth from eyes, still laughing) …You’re… gahahaha… you’re a fugly bitch, I’m only here to… ohh man, ahahahahah… I’m only here to watch Rarity…
(shakes head) Ohhhh man, she honestly thought I was here to see her ugly ass… hahaaaaahahaha…
OH THANK GOD…
Okaayyyy… I take a hiatus from KYM, and return to find this:
All his closest friends putting on Anonymous-- check that, Advanymous-- masks, and renaming themselves in what I can only guess is some new Rarity-worshipping cult.
What’s the deal? Why did Advance get banned?
STAY OUTTA MAH STASH!!
WHA, BA, DUH… YOU AM WIZARD!!
(sees all the downvotes on my last comment)
Yeesh, guys, what’s with you? Candlejack continually kidna--(whirls around and points a blowtorch at Candlejack)--okay seriously, dude. You try to touch me one more f~~king time, and I’ll set your goddamn pointy little head on fire.
Candlejack: 0_0 (slowly backs away)
ANYWAYS… …Candlejack constantly kidnaps anyone who says his name-- HE KIDNAPPED NEARLY EVERY COMMENTER IN THIS THREAD! Y U ALL MAD AT ME 4 TRYING TO EXACT JUSTICE ON HIM??
(Yes, I know I’m taking this too seriously, but really-- why all the downvotes? Is a guy not allowed to go against the grain once in a while? Is there something wrong about me choosing not to let Candlejack pull the sentence-cutting-off stunt on me? Is there something wrong about me choosing instead to open a can of whoopass on him by falcon punching him? DO YOU PPL HAVE A PROBLEM WITH NONCONFORMITY?! DO YOU?!)
YESSSSSS… I ARE MAD… I ARE VERY MAD…
HOW DARE THAT BAD-HAIRSTYLE-WEARING DORK CRITICIZE…
… MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS… (cradles copies of Chalo’s art in arms)