Alejandro joins the chase
Location: Toms River, New Jersey
Joined Jul 08, 2011 at 09:02AM EDT
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I’m not good at anything
Alejandro's Forum Posts
>Nine yaois left >They are walking home from Taco Bell back to their hotel >Did I mention they’re at a hotel >That’s kind of important >Go back to their rooms >There’s three of them >Jace, and Chowz are in one room (Ivan and Jellyfish were in that room) >Ninja, Falcon, Carnotaur, and Digoxin are in another >Sloth, Medic, and Mike are in the last >As Jace and Chowz are spooning, Sloth, Medic, and Mike are taking pictures and relaying them to the other four >“hahaha lol...
>After two days of some magical plot wizard’s respite >The remaining ten leave the Homosexual Beach of Homosexuality >They decide to go to Taco Bell to get shitty Mexican food >Chowz, being the leader of the group, orders one taco for each of them >Ninja is being a dick, eating everyone’s tacos >Ivan, Medic, and Digoxin are the only ones with tacos >Ninja goes up to Medic and tries to take his taco >Medic throws it away, to Chowz’s dismay >Digoxin is too late >Ninja scarfs...
>11 impatient sons of bitches (I’m joking of course) >One day, they are visiting the gay beach of gayness because they are all gay literally all of them >Digoxin and Nature’s Ninja are playing Gay beach volleyball against Mike and Ivan >Carnotaur, Douglas, and Chowz are swimming in the ocean >Jace spots a mass of dark mass in the water >“Oh shit yo what is that there dark mass in the water” >It begins to rise to the surface >“Shit shit” >They all breathe a sigh of...
Yessir. The first one will be up when I message the murderererer.
AGAIN Okay well however many people whant to join can join. I’ll start tomorrow if ya want. And hope that people want to join! Refer to this thread to see how it works if you’ve never played before.
What the heck is a furry Haha yeah
What the flim flam is goin’ on in this here thread
Can I write a screenplay for a movie based on this?
Just for the record the remaining players are: Iran Mike Derpson Weasel Chowz
I think that Derpson should stop getting angry because this is a game and it’s also a game of which he is still a part Yeah you’re transgendered in the game and you aren’t in real life Cool It’s just annoying that every time it’s mentioned you say something to dispute what the plot of the game is
My penis is erect
I think Markhaox and Iran should frick before everyone dies
No… I… I promised I’d die laughing and… And screaming… Screa… Screaming…
NO. IT’S… It’s not… It… Can’t be, right…? No, it’s… I can’t… I can’t believe it’s… Happening again… Medic… Why… Please stop this Hell… Please…
Alejandro Tintorero was a popular Spanish contemporary folk musician who became an ambassador to the US. He normally acts politely, yet is very jumpy and scares easily. About fifteen years ago, his distant cousin known only under the alias “The Paramedic” was involved somehow in a series of murders at a campsite, causing Alejandro to be entangled in a huge web of controversy for quite some time. Since that incident, Alejandro has developed a crippling case of paranoid personality disorder. This is his...
WOO I’M IN
It’s a-okay, friend! I just wanted to do this one because the last one I did was like a year ago.
>Medic and Markhaox are speeding down the highway >In the driver’s seat and passenger’s seat, respectively >Markhaox says “I’m gonna kill you, Medic.” >“Oh yeah, how?” >“I’m going to take the gun from the glove compartment. And then. I am going to kill you.” >Medic is clearly terrified >Markhaox calmly opens the glove compartment >“So, any last words?” >“Yes,” says Medic as he begins a monologue “I killed them all. I killed Bob. You guys were blissfully ignorant and didn’t see...