Alejandro

I saw this mindfuck and thought of you

I was reading science, and I’m now going to do some Maths homework.

Do you read Homestuck?

I liek Rainbow Dash.
But Fluttershy is 2nd favorite.
not that that’s a bad thing

Oh, you like outer space?

Tell me about your Ph.D in Astrophysics.

I’m kidding, really, how’s it?

I don’t hate you outside the shipping thread.

Who’s your Waifu?

My mama was raised in New Jersey!
…Just not the shores.
No guidos in the middle of Jersey!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA….
(Did she live in the heart of Jersey? Shit forgot)

Fluttershy,
THE best pony is existence.

To be honest with you, I am terrible with Algebra and I have no idea if I got my math right

If you are using a similar formula does that mean I got it right? Or you have no idea either?

I’ve seen what you’ve been doin around here

You deserve a follow

705 googolplex comes out to around 6.5×10^1284 which doesn’t outbit Zarathh (who’s bid is so huge, I need someone who knows calculus to come and calculate it for me)

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You know where it’s at son.
FREINDSHIP

You feel for my trap card:

“The next person to bid infinity will get a fatal error that destroys all their unsaved data…followed by Slendy rape”

I crash your life points directly for 2000 damage!

And now I play slenderman in rape mode!

Prepare your anus!

Thanks. Though I have over 100, but for some reason it won’t update…

Nope, BUT thanks to your new name, I now have that song stuck in my head…
+1 Friendship ^{(Maybe my influence will turn you from the ways of that Yellow pony.)}

OK, so you’re following me…. Umm I’m sure I know one of your old names…care to refresh my memory?
Or maybe one of your old avatars…? I swear I know you from somewhere…..

The minimum bid over the current price is $2

Hah, I remember The Pirate Movie featuring that song

I’m not paying much attention to the forum at this time. I’m only active on my profile until I sort my shit out.

Thus I don’t really know who Tai Kamiya is. You need to provide me more details

Okay.

You have been outbid

[AUDIENCE GASPS]

OMG! OMG! OMG!

Oh Alejandro! OMG!…[looks at encouraging sassy black friend who gives that “you can do it girl!” look]

…[squeak]….yes!

OOOOMMMMGGGG!

[AUDIENCE CHEERS]

Oh Alejandro, lets go to the chapel today! I Wuv you so much!

[hugs]

[APPLAUSE, ROLL CREDITS]