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Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Hey guys, since the developers are going to cease further updates anyways and playing a goddamn game isn’t really going to change anything, here’s a link to Fighting is Magic. It isn’t my cup of tea, and I can’t say the leak looks terribly fun or exciting, but apparently you people care.

By the way, the developers already said “You can have fun playing the game if you want to”, referring to the leaked build, so you can stop getting mad over this shit for people playing it.

Aug 03, 2012 at 02:53AM EDT

Commented on Chick-Fil-A Gay Marriage Controversy

Yes, the article was published a week ago. It seems like with some Boston government dude going all “WE NEED TO BAN CHIK-FIL-A” or whatever, it spurred on a bunch of people to appreciate the restaurant and they’re doing great as of today. Go ahead, search it up on Youtube, sorted by upload date. August 1st, we’re seeing videos of Chik-Fil-A lines that are spanning from the counter from the outside of the restaurant, they’re that big. And they’re everywhere, it seems. More power to them, I say.

Also, geez, you’re claiming that being for traditional marriage causes pain and death? Well shit, kid, it must be awful to not have the unity of two men be officially recognized by documentation, even though it’s not preventing you from loving each other, living together, or having sex with each other.
In other news, today on the Internet, somebody said something mean to me. I’m going to cry about this hate speech and kill myself because I can’t stand the fuck up for myself.

Aug 02, 2012 at 02:49AM EDT

Commented on Chick-Fil-A Gay Marriage Controversy

Congratulations, guys. Fans have christened August 1st Chik-fil-a Appreciation Day, and business seems to be booming. Our local Chik-fil-a actually has a line pretty heavily backed up with plenty of customers, and I’m hearing several stories about how more of them all America are just as packed. Business has never been better for them.

Aug 01, 2012 at 03:00PM EDT

Commented on 1be.jpg

Who doesn’t kill him after he gives you the food?

Aug 01, 2012 at 12:37PM EDT

Commented on Aurora Colorado Theater Shooting

So apparently, these people seem to be interested in the mind and psyche of the person who committed this, rather than the actual act. And apparently they don’t support Holmes’ actions in any way.

Still, what the fuck, Tumblr?

Aug 01, 2012 at 12:36PM EDT

Commented on TheThirdJoe's wall

Everybody on this site is a moron if you didn’t already know, bro. At least I found your insight cool.

Aug 01, 2012 at 12:20PM EDT

Commented on /v/

Clownboss, it’s a hell of a lot more than lingo that makes you accepted. It’s more of like doing things to make people hate you less, really. You can use their terms all you want, but if you post a Reddit image or overused memeshit, expect to get shit all over for it. Besides, not even the slower boards want newcomers; we’re actively trying to get rid of them. Really, if people want to fit in, the only guide they need is lurking more.

Jul 30, 2012 at 01:12AM EDT

Commented on Chick-Fil-A Gay Marriage Controversy

Shit, guys, stop being such bigots. You don’t support multiple husbands and wives? Your kind of attitude is hurtful towards the millions of polygamists around the world. We live in a new world where anybody’s beliefs will be accommodated under our changes towards our longstanding customs. Next thing you guys know, you’ll be against beastiality. It’s not hurting you, so why should you care?

Geez, guys. I know plenty of people who are okay with gays and don’t support gay marriage. It’s not a fucking bigotry issue. Some people believe in traditional marriage. It’s not causing any of you morons to be any less gay or commit suicide.

Really, myself, I don’t give a shit either way. But Chik-Fil-A and Oreos can believe whatever the hell they want to.

Jul 28, 2012 at 04:57AM EDT

Commented on Mom's Spaghetti

Oh come on. It’s funny, but it’s hardly a big enough variation or widespread enough of a copypasta staple to make it a meme. Just put this shit in Spaghetti Stories if you guys have to.

Jul 26, 2012 at 10:14AM EDT

Commented on HUSSIEQUEST

I knew it was going to be a good video from the moment he exited Olive Garden… But this? My god, it’s flawless.

Jul 21, 2012 at 01:53PM EDT

Commented on 283.jpg

It looks just as good as the in-game graphics. Stunningly accurate.

Jul 17, 2012 at 10:30PM EDT

Commented on PewDiePie

I give credit where credit is due. There’s sometimes cool stuff on this site, and occasionally I’ll give props or compliment it. The problem is that I don’t see nearly as much cool stuff as I do this kind of shit.

Jul 17, 2012 at 08:16PM EDT

Commented on PewDiePie

I’m sorry I don’t like Random Screeching and Obnoxious Voices: The Lets Play. Obviously I’m just bitching about nothing. Next time I want to say my opinion, I’ll make sure that it isn’t negative in any way, shape, or form, so it doesn’t hurt your feelings.

Jul 17, 2012 at 01:37PM EDT

Commented on Anormulus' wall

I feel a vaguely positive emotion due to sharing an opinion with some people, and most of these people are pretty okay in my book.

Here’s some really shitty clip art to illustrate how I feel about you guys being pretty okay by my book.

Jul 16, 2012 at 06:29PM EDT

Commented on Gravity Falls

Calling it right now, this fanbase is gonna be Pony Jr. when it starts to spread. For only a handful of episodes released, the fans are already looking pretty damn bad.

At least it’s a pretty good show.

Jul 16, 2012 at 06:11PM EDT

Commented on Fifty Shades of Grey

Will KnowYourMeme ever shut up about their shitty Twilight fanfiction spinoffs? How many times has this shit been on the front page in the last month?

Jul 16, 2012 at 06:07PM EDT

Commented on PewDiePie

I tried watching an episode of this guy today. Goddamn, this guy is awful. Do people actually find this shit funny?

Jul 16, 2012 at 06:04PM EDT

Commented on Furries

“[People] who are fans of [antropomorphic animals] are also referred to as Furries.”
“Many believe that [4chan hates furries is] because furry cartoons does not fit the anime-oriented 4chan when it started out.”

Are people really this stupid?

Jul 14, 2012 at 03:07AM EDT

Commented on b71.png

But Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff isn’t even an MSPA. It just existed as a standalone mockery of a really shitty webcomic that some guy on the Penny Arcade forums posted. It just happened that Andrew decided to continue it years later after the joke was made.

Shit, KYM, get it together.

Jul 13, 2012 at 07:47PM EDT

Commented on /v/

Well, look where it is.
Yeah, true. I’d still like to say it’s better than the rest of the Internet communities out there, at least for the time being. There’s still always Night /v/, among other topics and gems that still show up, too. And even if I can’t prevent the board from becoming shit, I put what I can in to delay it.

Besides, if you hate this shit, why are you on KYM? I’m just here to be a cynical asshole and tell people they’re wrong.

Jul 13, 2012 at 04:22AM EDT

Commented on /v/

/v/ is dead to me now. The only thing I can do now is write what I remember about them /v/irgins and how bro they used to be.

Well congratulations, you’re bringing all the faggots from KYM and bringing them over here. We’re already having enough problems with this shit and you’re not helping.
Yeah, /v/ isn’t the same, but damn if I’m going to let it die (even more) without a fight.

Jul 11, 2012 at 11:01PM EDT

Commented on R.I.P. Headphone Users

People used this for a while, then it got spammed to hell and back, then everybody began to hate it and it gets thumbs downed every time somebody posts it now.

Whenever KYM first recognizes a meme, that’s a signal that tells you it’s already dead.

Jul 11, 2012 at 10:56PM EDT

Commented on Mnemonic's wall

It’s like pretty much everything you’ve ever said, I agree with.

You’re a cool guy.

Jul 10, 2012 at 08:48PM EDT

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