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Commented on nothing changed

Jesus christ, are you that stupid? So suddenly if Shepard spontaneously combusted into a cloud of confetti in the beginning of Mass Effect 3, you can justify this because it’s Bioware’s story and they can write whatever plot holes and explanations they want? You are the very definition of an apologist.

Jul 02, 2012 at 03:11PM EDT

Commented on Age Test

So much of this is painfully obvious. Stuff like the cassettes and the pencil are good tests, but it’s kind of hard not to know who either Mario, Sonic, or Link is, especially when they’ve been in recent commercials. And then there’s stuff like the PS1 memory card which still works on their games on the PS2 (Not to mention it says goddamn Playstation memory card on it)… And there’s no way in hell watching DBZ makes you an otaku. It just means you had a badass childhood.

I realize that kids are getting more ignorant of the past by the day, but step it up, guys.

Jun 29, 2012 at 04:16AM EDT

Commented on Oreo's Gay Pride Cookie Controversy

Guys, people have different opinions. It’s the people who make a big fucking deal out of it that are the real morons. It’s okay to dislike homosexuality. It’s okay to support homosexuality. Then you’ve got the morons who hate the other side who are boycotting Oreos and bashing religions.

Homosexuality is against the Bible and teachings of Christianity. It’s a sin. And go ahead and disagree with it, but when you’re insulting people, demanding only your way of thought, you’re going into gray waters.

Jun 28, 2012 at 09:35PM EDT

Commented on Billy Mays

Man, I still miss Billy Mays to this day. It feels like an eternity since I last heard his voice through TV. But no matter what, we’ll always keep his voice in our hearts.

Never forget.

Jun 28, 2012 at 09:03PM EDT

Commented on IRL Troll Posters

Why are they called Troll Posters? There’s nothing trolling about them. They’re just funny parody posters and similar.

Jun 28, 2012 at 08:58PM EDT

Commented on nothing changed

Even if you don’t agree with the colors, it’s hardly disputable that the synthetic merge ending made no sense by any means. Mass Effect has always been good at explaining how things worked in their universe, but suddenly they left it up to magic plot bullshit. Suddenly, every single life form in the galaxy has now been fundamentally altered to become part-synthetic beings? Gee, Citadel, I didn’t know that you had overarching power that the combined whole of the Reapers didn’t even have, not to mention the energy needed and the ability to look at each being as an individual to where the merge is seamless. Not only are there so many problems with this happening, it’s also supposed to stop the synthetic uprising that the Reapers are so desperately trying to fix?

Even the “Destroy all Synthetics” ending is bullshit to a degree, but that’s at least somewhat debatable compared to the merge ending.

Jun 28, 2012 at 01:42PM EDT

Commented on Meet the Pyro

Guys, Meet the Pyro was one of the first Meet the Team shorts written. Shit has nothing to do with ponies. Just a forewarning.

That being said, I’m rather disappointed at this. The candyland joke was all fine and dandy, but it just dragged on through the entire video. Some great moments were had in the intermissions, like the Medic burning in the barn, but with such a short video, all of two minutes, they wasted too much time on one idea.

Jun 27, 2012 at 04:29PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

I knew one of you would post Meet the Pyro.

Fuck, we’re going to get so many “PYRO IS BRONY” comments. Just try not to shove it in our faces, guys.

Jun 27, 2012 at 02:17PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

It looks like Hotdiggedydemon still has it. was goddamn amazing and a must-watch. I think this is probably the best of his series yet. It’s also a helluva lot better than the shit you guys are talking about now, too.

Jun 27, 2012 at 12:13PM EDT

Commented on Mass Effect 3 Endings Reception

Hey, guys! The extended cut is out! Suddenly, this changes everything and the game suddenly isn’t shit anymore! They didn’t fix all the other metric fuckton of flaws, but the ending was the only thing that mattered! Bioware finally made it to where the ending is more than the same ending, except with different colors!

…No, wait…

Jun 27, 2012 at 11:41AM EDT

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Jun 26, 2012 at 04:59PM EDT

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Jun 26, 2012 at 04:56PM EDT

Commented on reddit

“I go on 4chan and I like reddit.”
Unless you’re going to /b/, /soc/, or another shitty board, we don’t want you here. You can say you go to 4chan, but that doesn’t make you one of them. It’s pretty much agreed across the majority of the boards that Reddit is a cancerous shithole.
“I think that it’s 9gag we all need to hate.”
We hate 9gag more than Reddit, but that still doesn’t mean that we can’t hate Reddit. You guys are almost as bad.

Jun 26, 2012 at 04:50PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

So how the hell are the other entries getting so many views, anyways? I don’t care one way or the other, but the articles themselves are pretty piss-poor. Even coolface has a horribly written page that barely tells you anything. That’s pretty damn sad for probably the most recognizable meme in recent history.

Jun 21, 2012 at 04:51PM EDT

Commented on Anormulus' wall

I’ve been getting this kind of reaction a lot lately. Who’s up for a love-hate orgy?

Jun 21, 2012 at 04:25PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

@That last guy
Of course there’s going to be something wrong with any fanbase. That’s a given. I never said the first ponyfags didn’t have undesirables.

The problem is that the wrong part of the fanbase has outgrown the good. Even you guys can hate the kinds of people who I listed in my last post. When there’s so many of them that they become the majority, that’s when you either can’t deal with them, unassociate with them, or do something about it, AKA grow a spine.

Another thing. Do you just think that every fanbase is the same because there’s always nutjobs on both sides? Or that everybody is exactly like you, in which you don’t try to force your views or you don’t obsess over ponies? Just because you don’t see them or choose to ignore them doesn’t mean they exist. You’ve got an awfully limited view.

Jun 20, 2012 at 07:33PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic


We, the rational people, don’t hate the show, guys. We hate the fans. They’re obnoxious, they’re obsessive, they push ponies on everything, it’s the sole goddamn thing that identifies them, they’re so quick to jump on the bandwagon, they shove it in our faces, and they never know when to quit.
Yes, I get it. You’re a special snowflake and you’re not like them. A lot of them aren’t like them. This isn’t a comprehensive guide that speaks for every brony here. The problem is that the people that fit the above description are growing. In the beginning of ponies, there were very few of these people, but as it got mainstream, that number began to grow and the descriptors list began to grow.
And I’m afraid you guys aren’t going to be able to stop it. If you can, that’s wonderful, but it looks like history is repeating itself and you guys will jump the ship like we did when we didn’t want to associate with you guys.

okay i’m never being longwinded again

Jun 20, 2012 at 06:19PM EDT

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