Arlon The Serene (Free Cake)


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Joined May 07, 2012 at 08:14AM EDT



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It is my great honor to represent Mistress Viridi and the Forces Of Nature.
Starbound is love, Starbound is life.
On the bright side, there’s Free Cake, which isn’t 2edgy4 the rest of us.

…I’d like to tell you a little (Hint: Not little.) bit about myself. (NOTE: Actually, I’m not going to tell you squat-diddly about myself. Everyone knows that the Internet is full of dark genies offering you immortality for your personnel information. And everyone also knows that immortality is actually a terrible duel-edged sword that will destroy your life, even if your life is indestructible.) Just know that I’m a random person on the Internet who has HAD IT with these mother f***ing lurkers on this mother f***ing site and has decided to make an account. I’ve also sworn an oath to avoid silly conflicts and just stick to agreeing with things and going about light-heartedly, mostly, rather than going on the offensive. Not that I don’t have hot-blooded opinions I’d LOVE to scream at you all day, I just decided, “Ya’ know, what the heck? I don’t feel like starting WWIII.” So, instead, I’ll just give you a run-down of things I have interest in/pretend to be knowledgeable in.
  • Some video games, even though I am God-awful at them. Best game is Kirby Air-ride. That’s right. jmtb02 rocks as well. And now I play Team Fortress 2. Scout for life. And whenever Starbound comes out, I’m going to be all over that.
  • Lots of animes, shout-outs to Yu-Gi-Oh!, (GX is best. Haters gonna’ hate.) Code Geass and TTGL. Rozen Maiden is nice, too, desu. I’ve only seen the dub, though.
  • Some cartoons, because I see enough actual people as it is. These include Sponge Bob Square Pants, Teen Titans, Avatar and Samurai Jack, to name a few. And, yes, MLP:FIM.
  • Favorite subjects: “English”, as they call it in High School and colleges, though I liked how Middle School called it “Language Arts”. Also History. Super-really-pretty much important! Plus, “Philosophy”, though really, I just use Wiki-Pedia/Quote to sound intelligent. Because lying is fun.
    So, yeah, that’s me. How wonderfully TL:DR-esque! My entire reason for becoming a member is pretty much to comment on stuff. It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it. And If you’ve read through this whole thing, then you must be really bored. Bored enough, even, to make a KYM account, I bet. Whoever may be reading this, I want you know you are awesome. You deserve to be King/Queen/Hive Mind of the Internet. But to do that, you’ll have to stop lurking behind a computer and start lurking behind various political figures. And to do that, you must have a KYM account. Trust me, I’ve tried. It all falls apart faster than the Black Knights at the end of Stage 25. So join KYM, mysterious-lurker-who-the-Internet-has-been-waiting-for-to-be-their-savior-person. And when you do, the first thing you should do is Follow Me. Because I’m that desperate and you’re that bored. Peace.

Recent Activity

Commented on 8bc.gif

Dude, they’re sirens. They’re meant to be erotic.

Jul 27, 2014 at 03:34PM EDT

Commented on 64c.jpg

Also Nick’s trying to shut down the show because “not Spongebob”.

Jul 26, 2014 at 11:33AM EDT

Commented on Red Skull's wall

You’re a pretty nice guy…for a nazi.

Jul 24, 2014 at 10:56AM EDT

Commented on you could stop at five or six stores

The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your wallet. You’re fucking dead, customer. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can charge you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed checkout, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the GenericMart and I will use it to its full extent to take your miserable dead president’s face off the face of the continent, you little shopper. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit savings all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, customer.

Jul 23, 2014 at 04:53PM EDT

Commented on you could stop at five or six stores

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little customer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Business School at Harvard, and I’ve been involved in numerous board meetings in GenericMart, and I have over 300 owned outlets. I am trained in customer satisfaction and I’m the top sales rep in the entire continental US. You are nothing to me but just another shopper. I will clean you the fuck out with savings the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of employees across the USA and your home address is being traced right now so, honey, you’ve got a big storm comin’.

Jul 23, 2014 at 04:52PM EDT

Commented on fdd.png

…Yes random, it wasn’t always the global language like Greek, Latin or French. It’s just that its inception is based largely off of both Romance Languages (Latin, French, Spanish, Portuguese, etc.) and Germanic languages, with occasional other languages as well.

Jul 23, 2014 at 10:53AM EDT

Commented on Lewd

What’s funny is that the other girl is talking about how much she loves living at her house, but they’re cousins, so it’s still incest. Heh.

Jul 23, 2014 at 10:50AM EDT

Commented on SoundCloud

Soundclown should probably be listed here, right? It’s essentially the YTP of Soundcloud.

Jul 22, 2014 at 03:09PM EDT

Commented on Moon Animate Make-Up!

God, purposefully ugly animation looks so bad when placed side-by-side against good animation.
Other than that, great stuff. Lots of talent and quite the concept.

Jul 21, 2014 at 08:35PM EDT

Commented on 815.jpg

But there is a new bit added, which, apparently, makes it not a repost.

Jul 21, 2014 at 03:15PM EDT

Commented on Eric Garner's Death

Video games can’t replace human life. How about something on a slightly larger scale? But good effort, though.

Jul 21, 2014 at 01:02PM EDT

Commented on Gammerick's wall

You have good taste in the Yu-Gi-Oh’s.

Jul 21, 2014 at 10:45AM EDT

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