Arlon The Serene (Free Cake)
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Joined May 07, 2012 at 08:14AM EDT
It is my great honor to represent Mistress Viridi and the Forces Of Nature.
Starbound is love, Starbound is life.
On the bright side, there’s Free Cake, which isn’t 2edgy4 the rest of us.
-DurvaroweWAHAHAHAHA!! FINALLY!! I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU ALL DAY!! NOW THAT I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU
…I’d like to tell you a little (Hint: Not little.) bit about myself. (NOTE: Actually, I’m not going to tell you squat-diddly about myself. Everyone knows that the Internet is full of dark genies offering you immortality for your personnel information. And everyone also knows that immortality is actually a terrible duel-edged sword that will destroy your life, even if your life is indestructible.) Just know that I’m a random person on the Internet who has HAD IT with these mother f***ing lurkers on this mother f***ing site and has decided to make an account. I’ve also sworn an oath to avoid silly conflicts and just stick to agreeing with things and going about light-heartedly, mostly, rather than going on the offensive. Not that I don’t have hot-blooded opinions I’d LOVE to scream at you all day, I just decided, “Ya’ know, what the heck? I don’t feel like starting WWIII.” So, instead, I’ll just give you a run-down of things I have interest in/pretend to be knowledgeable in.
- Some video games, even though I am God-awful at them. Best game is Kirby Air-ride. That’s right. jmtb02 rocks as well. And now I play Team Fortress 2. Scout for life. And whenever Starbound comes out, I’m going to be all over that.
- Lots of animes, shout-outs to Yu-Gi-Oh!, (GX is best. Haters gonna’ hate.) Code Geass and TTGL. Rozen Maiden is nice, too, desu.
I’ve only seen the dub, though.
- Some cartoons, because I see enough actual people as it is. These include Sponge Bob Square Pants, Teen Titans, Avatar and Samurai Jack, to name a few. And, yes, MLP:FIM.
- Favorite subjects: “English”, as they call it in High School and colleges, though I liked how Middle School called it “Language Arts”. Also History. Super-really-pretty much important! Plus, “Philosophy”, though really, I just use Wiki-Pedia/Quote to sound intelligent. Because lying is fun.
So, yeah, that’s me. How wonderfully TL:DR-esque! My entire reason for becoming a member is pretty much to comment on stuff. It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it. And If you’ve read through this whole thing, then you must be really bored. Bored enough, even, to make a KYM account, I bet. Whoever may be reading this, I want you know you are awesome. You deserve to be King/Queen/Hive Mind of the Internet. But to do that, you’ll have to stop lurking behind a computer and start lurking behind various political figures. And to do that, you must have a KYM account. Trust me, I’ve tried. It all falls apart faster than the Black Knights at the end of Stage 25. So join KYM, mysterious-lurker-who-the-Internet-has-been-waiting-for-to-be-their-savior-person. And when you do, the first thing you should do is Follow Me. Because I’m that desperate and you’re that bored. Peace.
As well-made and clever as this is, it looks like an animation you’d find on DA. Weird to see it made by College Humor. Animu Nicki Minaj feels like something they’d make fun of.
Did he scream reeeeeeeeeal good?
I can’t believe I’ve been doing a meme this whole time and no one ever told me.
Well, now it’s not a secret!
What happens when the English dub censors all the religion!?
The Japanese do horse legs more anatomically correct than they should for MLP, it seems.
Okay, but he is Black Pit, if we’re going by the Japanese names. Poor taste, I’ll admit, but that is kind of funny, in a wrong way.
There’s gotta’ be an animu that does James Bond with lolis, right?
Repost. I distinctly remember having MScratch explain what the connection was last time.
The way he continuously breaks into a running start makes him look like a video game character.
But it is one of the best manga of all time. Of all time!
Right, right, sure. But anons have a tendency for (not serious but still) antisemitism along the lines of “le happy merchant face”, Hitler did nothing wrong, jews did 9/11, moot is a tool for greedy jews, etc. So comparing them to Jews is ironic in that sense. It’s about as real as an anons racism towards non-whites, most of /pol/‘s neo-nazi white power posting is a joke not to be taken seriously, but, still. That’s how I always interpreted it, anyways.
Are you seriously going to tell me anons are Jews?
Really? I’d say they take it rather freely.
You have my respect, I just wanted you to know that.
Well, then, it wouldn’t really belong in the Tumblr gallery, now would it?
Shrek is love
Which means she’s Australian, so…
Also, that was a great episode. They actually said “hotter than hell” in English. Hilarious.
You, too, huh?