Arlon The Serene (Free Cake)


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Joined May 07, 2012 at 08:14AM EDT



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Winner of the 10/2/2014 Don Award of the day.
It is my great honor to represent Mistress Viridi and the Forces Of Nature.
SSB4 is love, SSB4 is life.
On the bright side, there’s Free Cake, which isn’t 2edgy4 the rest of us.

…I’d like to tell you a little (Hint: Not little.) bit about myself. (NOTE: Actually, I’m not going to tell you squat-diddly about myself. Everyone knows that the Internet is full of dark genies offering you immortality for your personnel information. And everyone also knows that immortality is actually a terrible duel-edged sword that will destroy your life, even if your life is indestructible.) Just know that I’m a random person on the Internet who has HAD IT with these mother f***ing lurkers on this mother f***ing site and has decided to make an account. I’ve also sworn an oath to avoid silly conflicts and just stick to agreeing with things and going about light-heartedly, mostly, rather than going on the offensive. Not that I don’t have hot-blooded opinions I’d LOVE to scream at you all day, I just decided, “Ya’ know, what the heck? I don’t feel like starting WWIII.” So, instead, I’ll just give you a run-down of things I have interest in/pretend to be knowledgeable in.
  • Some video games, even though I am God-awful at them. Best game is Kirby Air-ride. That’s right. jmtb02 rocks as well. And now I play Team Fortress 2. Scout for life. And whenever Starbound comes out, I’m going to be all over that.
  • Lots of animes, shout-outs to Yu-Gi-Oh!, (GX is best. Haters gonna’ hate.) Code Geass and TTGL. Rozen Maiden is nice, too, desu. I’ve only seen the dub, though.
  • Some cartoons, because I see enough actual people as it is. These include Sponge Bob Square Pants, Teen Titans, Avatar and Samurai Jack, to name a few. And, yes, MLP:FIM.
  • Favorite subjects: “English”, as they call it in High School and colleges, though I liked how Middle School called it “Language Arts”. Also History. Super-really-pretty much important! Plus, “Philosophy”, though really, I just use Wiki-Pedia/Quote to sound intelligent. Because lying is fun.
    So, yeah, that’s me. How wonderfully TL:DR-esque! My entire reason for becoming a member is pretty much to comment on stuff. It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it. And If you’ve read through this whole thing, then you must be really bored. Bored enough, even, to make a KYM account, I bet. Whoever may be reading this, I want you know you are awesome. You deserve to be King/Queen/Hive Mind of the Internet. But to do that, you’ll have to stop lurking behind a computer and start lurking behind various political figures. And to do that, you must have a KYM account. Trust me, I’ve tried. It all falls apart faster than the Black Knights at the end of Stage 25. So join KYM, mysterious-lurker-who-the-Internet-has-been-waiting-for-to-be-their-savior-person. And when you do, the first thing you should do is Follow Me. Because I’m that desperate and you’re that bored. Peace.

Recent Activity

Commented on Joe Biden

Gasp, people expressing their opinions! What bold, radical, unnatural, new offenses to God will they come up with next!? Voting!? A jury of their peers!? It’s absurd, truly.

Oct 20, 2014 at 04:24PM EDT

Commented on Empress Kuvira.

Duh. Star Wars and LOK S4 are both based on Fascist Germany, after all.

Oct 19, 2014 at 10:03AM EDT

Commented on Go to bed

Gyaheung(South Korea) / My little Pony : FIM / humanized / Yuri / My OTP is CeleLuna
Not quite.

Oct 19, 2014 at 09:59AM EDT

Commented on 169.png

How awful can it actually be if the only people ever shown to attempt it survived?

Oct 19, 2014 at 09:47AM EDT

Commented on samus and mac

I…don’t like this, actually. They turned a super-serious, legendary hero into a tee-hee tease. Bimbofication ain’t my fetish, I’m out. No matter how you slice it, that’s just not Samus. Nor is it a particularly likable replacement.

Oct 19, 2014 at 09:45AM EDT

Commented on Joe Biden

Do Vice Presidents even have enough responsibilities to be able to be incompetent? I feel like you have to have something you could be competent at in order for there to be the possibility of incompetence. VP’s have nothing of real importance to either succeed or fail at, right?

Oct 18, 2014 at 10:59PM EDT

Commented on 5ae.jpg

I’m clearly out of the loop. Someone tell me what beef people have with Smash Run.

Oct 17, 2014 at 05:15PM EDT

Commented on PSAT

I thought you actually could get certain scholarships or accolades depending on your scores, essentially removing the “preliminary” from the PSAT.
Inb4 PPSAT and so on.

Oct 16, 2014 at 08:25PM EDT

Commented on "Front Page" New York Times Article on GamerGate

Well, that’s fair, then. From my mostly neutral, if not unobservant perspective, it just looked like people were trying to both play down the significance of the article if what it said was bad and play it up if it was good news, which is kind of cheating.
But if it’s simply accepting the article as a small but important stepping stone, that’s fine. I just don’t want to see any “we win no matter what” mentality, since that’s a form of fact-twisting in a way.
Still a little miffed that people downvoted me just because I dared to point out flaws in the movement, even if I said I supported it. Since dissent is the highest form of patriotism, if I can’t muckrake/whistle-blow a muckraking/whistle-blowing movement without getting attacked for muckraking/whistle-blowing, that’s kind of a problem…reasonable critique can’t be viewed simply as a threat to the movement, after all. Especially if people hide behind -1’s rather than real comments, so I thank you, Gibus and adregun for explaining things.

Oct 16, 2014 at 08:22PM EDT

Commented on "Front Page" New York Times Article on GamerGate

Even though you could classify me as “pro-GamerGate”, this doesn’t fly with me, since what happened to:
>It’s a minuscule article that pretty much everyone will ignore in favour of the Ebola news outbreak.
>Implying that anyone cares about the New York Times anyway.
I thought their opinion of you didn’t matter? So now that they support you, it does matter and when they don’t, it doesn’t?
I don’t care what side you’re on, stay by your convictions and don’t try to hedge your bets with this “it’s just the New York Times, who gives a-HEY, they didn’t really rip into us at all, this is a BIG DEAL NOW!” thing you got going on.
If it doesn’t truly matter, it doesn’t truly matter regardless of what they say, not only when it’s something you don’t like.
No having your cake and eating it, too, please.

Oct 16, 2014 at 07:02PM EDT

Commented on 302.png

It seems times are tough, even for the Batman.

Oct 15, 2014 at 07:46PM EDT

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