Arlon The Serene (Free Cake)


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Joined May 07, 2012 at 08:14AM EDT



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It is my great honor to represent Mistress Viridi and the Forces Of Nature.
Starbound is love, Starbound is life.
On the bright side, there’s Free Cake, which isn’t 2edgy4 the rest of us.

…I’d like to tell you a little (Hint: Not little.) bit about myself. (NOTE: Actually, I’m not going to tell you squat-diddly about myself. Everyone knows that the Internet is full of dark genies offering you immortality for your personnel information. And everyone also knows that immortality is actually a terrible duel-edged sword that will destroy your life, even if your life is indestructible.) Just know that I’m a random person on the Internet who has HAD IT with these mother f***ing lurkers on this mother f***ing site and has decided to make an account. I’ve also sworn an oath to avoid silly conflicts and just stick to agreeing with things and going about light-heartedly, mostly, rather than going on the offensive. Not that I don’t have hot-blooded opinions I’d LOVE to scream at you all day, I just decided, “Ya’ know, what the heck? I don’t feel like starting WWIII.” So, instead, I’ll just give you a run-down of things I have interest in/pretend to be knowledgeable in.
  • Some video games, even though I am God-awful at them. Best game is Kirby Air-ride. That’s right. jmtb02 rocks as well. And now I play Team Fortress 2. Scout for life. And whenever Starbound comes out, I’m going to be all over that.
  • Lots of animes, shout-outs to Yu-Gi-Oh!, (GX is best. Haters gonna’ hate.) Code Geass and TTGL. Rozen Maiden is nice, too, desu. I’ve only seen the dub, though.
  • Some cartoons, because I see enough actual people as it is. These include Sponge Bob Square Pants, Teen Titans, Avatar and Samurai Jack, to name a few. And, yes, MLP:FIM.
  • Favorite subjects: “English”, as they call it in High School and colleges, though I liked how Middle School called it “Language Arts”. Also History. Super-really-pretty much important! Plus, “Philosophy”, though really, I just use Wiki-Pedia/Quote to sound intelligent. Because lying is fun.
    So, yeah, that’s me. How wonderfully TL:DR-esque! My entire reason for becoming a member is pretty much to comment on stuff. It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it. And If you’ve read through this whole thing, then you must be really bored. Bored enough, even, to make a KYM account, I bet. Whoever may be reading this, I want you know you are awesome. You deserve to be King/Queen/Hive Mind of the Internet. But to do that, you’ll have to stop lurking behind a computer and start lurking behind various political figures. And to do that, you must have a KYM account. Trust me, I’ve tried. It all falls apart faster than the Black Knights at the end of Stage 25. So join KYM, mysterious-lurker-who-the-Internet-has-been-waiting-for-to-be-their-savior-person. And when you do, the first thing you should do is Follow Me. Because I’m that desperate and you’re that bored. Peace.

Recent Activity

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I was expecting the punchline to be “That’s so Raven!”
This was good, too, though.

Apr 15, 2014 at 10:30PM EDT

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>Not the Great Sacred Treasure.
I’m actually surprised. Especially since he used some of the 3ST in his normal moveset in Brawl.

Apr 13, 2014 at 10:17AM EDT

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Stubbing your toe on the moon isn’t impossible. I do it all the time.

Apr 12, 2014 at 10:19PM EDT

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If it really is part Sims, part Animal Crossing, that just makes me even more curious if they’ll be able to have homosexual relationships. Not going to lie, I really kind-of thought the muscle-man was going to confess to Trinen.

Apr 11, 2014 at 09:31PM EDT

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I don’t make the rules. Tradition dictates when one asks for the name of an anime, you are supposed to say Boku No Pico. It’s how it’s been since time immortal. My father did it. My grandfather before him. It is a rite of passage. It is our way of life.

Apr 10, 2014 at 07:20PM EDT

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Nope, Ken Sugimori all the way.

Apr 08, 2014 at 11:04PM EDT

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Why not the Master Sword? Why no love for Amazing Mirror? It even had a Smash power in it…

Apr 08, 2014 at 11:01PM EDT

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To me, Kill La Kill is a reconstruction of the magical girl genre. Madoka took all the lighthearted fun out of being a magical girl and made it a super serious, do-or-die experience. Kill La Kill acknowledges the extreme pressure put on kids who suddenly have to save the world, but still show that people are able to be happy and have fun and not get sucked into a vortex of depression while doing so. Which is just how Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann responded to Neon Genesis Evangelion.
TL:DR: It ain’t all fun and games, but it sometimes is. Accept some darkness, but also accept some light. That’s what makes it reconstruct rather than deconstruct.
Also, WhipperSnapper, it’s not a tight fit (No pun intended.) but Kill La Kill definitely counts as a magical girl show. It’s got transformation scenes. Lesbian (sub)text. Was originally going to be a monster-of-the-week style show. But it’s Trigainax. It’s not going to fall squarely into a nice, little category.

Apr 07, 2014 at 07:56AM EDT

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Arc-V feels exactly the same as ZeXal, right down to the sound effects. Not sure if want.

Apr 06, 2014 at 01:55PM EDT

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It’s not like the Shadow Realm is exactly kittens and roses itself, though. It is essentially non-religious Hell.

Apr 06, 2014 at 10:31AM EDT

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But the good news is it’s not lupus.

Apr 06, 2014 at 10:14AM EDT

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But can it beat Red-Eyes Black Magician?

Apr 05, 2014 at 11:04PM EDT

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Someone just downvoted canon. It’s true in Japan where it was made and that’s what counts.

Apr 03, 2014 at 06:30PM EDT

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Weird, I feel like I play my best when I have friends watching me.
“See, look at this frickin’ boss, he’s insane. I’ve spent the last week trying to kill him.”
Takes down boss, barely taking any damage.
“This was difficult, I swear.

Apr 03, 2014 at 07:49AM EDT

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Dude, Operation: Capture Yeager II! is hands-down one of the best 5Ds episodes of all time. No April Fools. No homo. All ramen, all day.

Apr 01, 2014 at 08:19AM EDT

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