Arlon The Serene (Free Cake)


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Joined May 07, 2012 at 08:14AM EDT



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It is my great honor to represent Mistress Viridi and the Forces Of Nature.
Starbound is love, Starbound is life.
On the bright side, there’s Free Cake, which isn’t 2edgy4 the rest of us.

…I’d like to tell you a little (Hint: Not little.) bit about myself. (NOTE: Actually, I’m not going to tell you squat-diddly about myself. Everyone knows that the Internet is full of dark genies offering you immortality for your personnel information. And everyone also knows that immortality is actually a terrible duel-edged sword that will destroy your life, even if your life is indestructible.) Just know that I’m a random person on the Internet who has HAD IT with these mother f***ing lurkers on this mother f***ing site and has decided to make an account. I’ve also sworn an oath to avoid silly conflicts and just stick to agreeing with things and going about light-heartedly, mostly, rather than going on the offensive. Not that I don’t have hot-blooded opinions I’d LOVE to scream at you all day, I just decided, “Ya’ know, what the heck? I don’t feel like starting WWIII.” So, instead, I’ll just give you a run-down of things I have interest in/pretend to be knowledgeable in.
  • Some video games, even though I am God-awful at them. Best game is Kirby Air-ride. That’s right. jmtb02 rocks as well. And now I play Team Fortress 2. Scout for life. And whenever Starbound comes out, I’m going to be all over that.
  • Lots of animes, shout-outs to Yu-Gi-Oh!, (GX is best. Haters gonna’ hate.) Code Geass and TTGL. Rozen Maiden is nice, too, desu. I’ve only seen the dub, though.
  • Some cartoons, because I see enough actual people as it is. These include Sponge Bob Square Pants, Teen Titans, Avatar and Samurai Jack, to name a few. And, yes, MLP:FIM.
  • Favorite subjects: “English”, as they call it in High School and colleges, though I liked how Middle School called it “Language Arts”. Also History. Super-really-pretty much important! Plus, “Philosophy”, though really, I just use Wiki-Pedia/Quote to sound intelligent. Because lying is fun.
    So, yeah, that’s me. How wonderfully TL:DR-esque! My entire reason for becoming a member is pretty much to comment on stuff. It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it. And If you’ve read through this whole thing, then you must be really bored. Bored enough, even, to make a KYM account, I bet. Whoever may be reading this, I want you know you are awesome. You deserve to be King/Queen/Hive Mind of the Internet. But to do that, you’ll have to stop lurking behind a computer and start lurking behind various political figures. And to do that, you must have a KYM account. Trust me, I’ve tried. It all falls apart faster than the Black Knights at the end of Stage 25. So join KYM, mysterious-lurker-who-the-Internet-has-been-waiting-for-to-be-their-savior-person. And when you do, the first thing you should do is Follow Me. Because I’m that desperate and you’re that bored. Peace.

Recent Activity

Commented on Anime Elsa?

Which means she’s Australian, so…
Also, that was a great episode. They actually said “hotter than hell” in English. Hilarious.

Sep 19, 2014 at 07:32AM EDT

Commented on Divine Dweebs

Dark Pit’s the loner emo goth, Viridi is the judgmental holier-than-thou vegan granola girl, Pyrrhon is the brainless jock and a bit of a bro, Medusa is a bad seed who got held back because of a senior prank Hades orchestrated, Hades is…well, Hades, he’s his own character, Poseidon is the swim coach and has a tendency to kick the best swimmers off the team because he doesn’t like their prideful attitudes, Magnus and Gaol are the couple that’s been going out since freshmen year and break up and get back together with such regularity no one even bats an eye to when it happens, Phosphora is Viridi’s one-woman girl posse, the Chariot Master is the track-and-field and/or cross-country coach because having an equestrian club would ruin the public school aesthetic, Dyntos would the crabby old geezer teacher who is really smart and yells at everyone else, student and teacher alike, for not knowing everything he knows the way he knows it, Arlon is the principle, totally not biased there and Hewdraw is the board of education because they never agree on anything. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Sep 18, 2014 at 07:47AM EDT

Commented on Shedding Light on European Issues, for Once

This. The rise of the reactionary-far-right in Europe is hella’ 2spooky4me. Fear-mongering and scapegoating and all that jazz. Shit’s so bad we’re actually learning about it in school on this side of the pond, even though we rarely ever discuss Euro affairs. Crazy neo-Nazi bastards make the Tea Party look almost-kind-of-maybe-sensible.

Sep 17, 2014 at 05:55PM EDT

Commented on WAR!

Do you have a classy French comic for your ship? I didn’t think so.

Sep 16, 2014 at 07:14AM EDT

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You do you, Sakurai. Nobody does it better.

Sep 16, 2014 at 07:12AM EDT

Commented on My friend doesn't know who Dio Brando is

Tiny dongs were all the rage in Ancient Greece, so I’ve heard. Goes with the whole “everybody is a monstrous barbarian but us” mentality. Monstrous cock was an insult to them, not a compliment. I’m sure you wanted to know all this.

Sep 15, 2014 at 09:19PM EDT

Commented on Korra: Warrior Princess

It is K-Y-H-U, though, just on her new account. If you really can’t tell it’s her by the art style, or that her Tumblr is filled with the exact same kind of stuff her old one had, I don’t know what to say to you.

Sep 13, 2014 at 12:19PM EDT

Commented on Book 4: Balance

Gosh golly gee wilikers, is this the fucking fifties or something, shit.

Sep 11, 2014 at 07:48AM EDT

Commented on f5c.png

Smart Asian, dumb blonde, Hispanic caretaker. That’s what it’s talking about, 99% confidence. I’m really feeling it.

Sep 08, 2014 at 10:48PM EDT

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However, do note that those tusks are not just for attracting mates. They offer a wide variety of other essential utilities the Elephant Crab requires, such as flicking through stacks of money and hitting people with it over arguments about marching band.

Sep 08, 2014 at 07:38PM EDT

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