Arlon The Serene (Free Cake)


Location: KYM's Official Dungeon/Fall-Out Center/Oval Office/Secret Room Beneath Oval Office/Cheap, Smoky Bar/Arlon's Lunar Sanctum/Vatican City Embassy//In A House, With A Mouse/The Gold Wizard Card Room/Heaven/Platus's Thinking Corner/A Box.

Joined May 07, 2012 at 08:14AM EDT



Karma Received
+1,015 +1,090 (93%) -75 (7%)
Karma Given
+13,071 +13,071 (100%) -0 (0%)


It is my great honor to represent Mistress Viridi and the Forces Of Nature.
Starbound is love, Starbound is life.
On the bright side, there’s Free Cake, which isn’t 2edgy4 the rest of us.

…I’d like to tell you a little (Hint: Not little.) bit about myself. (NOTE: Actually, I’m not going to tell you squat-diddly about myself. Everyone knows that the Internet is full of dark genies offering you immortality for your personnel information. And everyone also knows that immortality is actually a terrible duel-edged sword that will destroy your life, even if your life is indestructible.) Just know that I’m a random person on the Internet who has HAD IT with these mother f***ing lurkers on this mother f***ing site and has decided to make an account. I’ve also sworn an oath to avoid silly conflicts and just stick to agreeing with things and going about light-heartedly, mostly, rather than going on the offensive. Not that I don’t have hot-blooded opinions I’d LOVE to scream at you all day, I just decided, “Ya’ know, what the heck? I don’t feel like starting WWIII.” So, instead, I’ll just give you a run-down of things I have interest in/pretend to be knowledgeable in.
  • Some video games, even though I am God-awful at them. Best game is Kirby Air-ride. That’s right. jmtb02 rocks as well. And now I play Team Fortress 2. Scout for life. And whenever Starbound comes out, I’m going to be all over that.
  • Lots of animes, shout-outs to Yu-Gi-Oh!, (GX is best. Haters gonna’ hate.) Code Geass and TTGL. Rozen Maiden is nice, too, desu. I’ve only seen the dub, though.
  • Some cartoons, because I see enough actual people as it is. These include Sponge Bob Square Pants, Teen Titans, Avatar and Samurai Jack, to name a few. And, yes, MLP:FIM.
  • Favorite subjects: “English”, as they call it in High School and colleges, though I liked how Middle School called it “Language Arts”. Also History. Super-really-pretty much important! Plus, “Philosophy”, though really, I just use Wiki-Pedia/Quote to sound intelligent. Because lying is fun.
    So, yeah, that’s me. How wonderfully TL:DR-esque! My entire reason for becoming a member is pretty much to comment on stuff. It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it. And If you’ve read through this whole thing, then you must be really bored. Bored enough, even, to make a KYM account, I bet. Whoever may be reading this, I want you know you are awesome. You deserve to be King/Queen/Hive Mind of the Internet. But to do that, you’ll have to stop lurking behind a computer and start lurking behind various political figures. And to do that, you must have a KYM account. Trust me, I’ve tried. It all falls apart faster than the Black Knights at the end of Stage 25. So join KYM, mysterious-lurker-who-the-Internet-has-been-waiting-for-to-be-their-savior-person. And when you do, the first thing you should do is Follow Me. Because I’m that desperate and you’re that bored. Peace.

Recent Activity

Commented on e0d.png

Maybe it’s revenge for never calling or writing to her?

Jul 10, 2014 at 11:52AM EDT

Commented on 818.jpg

Noooooo! Not my love of proper English!

Jul 09, 2014 at 05:37PM EDT

Commented on f39.png

>94 notes.
Their wish came true, only in a very twisted way. Classic.

Jul 09, 2014 at 10:02AM EDT

Commented on Take This to Heart, Everyone

You are now about to witness the strength of E-knowledge:
Straight outta’ Mein Kampf, crazy motherfucker named Hitler
From the race called Aryans Wit Attitudes
When I’m having a rough day, I got a Walther PPK
Squeeze the trigger and my body is hauled off
You too Jew if you fuck with me
The Allies are gonna’ have to come and get me
Off yo ass, that’s how I’m going out
For the inferior of the races that’s showing out
Judes start to eat at ya’, they wanna’ beat at ya’
Mix ‘em and cook ’em in an oven like pizza
Going off on a lesser man like that
With a gat, that’s pointed at yo ass
So give it up Jew
Ain’t no telling when I’m down for a jerk move
Here’s a murder speech to keep you chipper
With a crime record like Jack the Ripper
Sturmgewehr 44 is the tool
Don’t make me act the motherfucking fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I’m knocking nicht-deutschen out the vaterland, daily
Yo weakly, monthly and yearly
Until them dumb sub-humans see clearly
That I’m down with the capital M-K-P
Stalin, you can’t fuck with me
So when I’m in you kolkhoz, you better duck
Cause Hitler is as crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I’m the boss
But when I come back, boy, I’m coming straight outta Mein Kampf

Jul 08, 2014 at 05:14PM EDT

Commented on fdc.jpg

Well, aren’t you positively oozing love and tolerance? And so on-topic, too. The picture of moral stability.

Jul 08, 2014 at 04:48PM EDT

Commented on 55c.jpg

Do I do the opposite if the reverse ever happens?

Jul 08, 2014 at 03:32PM EDT

Commented on 141.jpg

@Particle Mare
Thank you for putting things in perspective.
@Yann Solo
Thank you for explaining that I’m not saying “incest is best, put your sister to the test!” I’m merely advocating for treating people as humans because they have done nothing wrong.
Thank you for wanting to keep things civil.

Jul 08, 2014 at 10:57AM EDT

Commented on 141.jpg

@The Expert’s Second in Command
Just because you had a dream once doesn’t guarantee it will come true. And saying that incest will automatically lead to that dream is such a slippery slope fallacy. And I never said we should stop saving the environment or ending world hunger just to make incest legal, I’m simply saying it’s another issue to consider. This really isn’t at the top of my own list, but that doesn’t mean it just isn’t important. All issues have some degree of importance, because all people are important. Also, I really do have a sister. You might not think it, but it’s true. You’re right, though, that I have no clue what “family in blood” means and when I Googled it I got nothing. But I do know what “traditional marriage” is suppose to and always mean and yet here we are without arranged marriages, marrying to people of different classes and without giving dowries to wives. It’s almost as if things change. Lastly, what consequences are there to incestuous couples (That are smart and don’t bear children.) aside from that you don’t like it? Marriages has changed in the past few centuries. It’s no longer about marrying for power or position. It’s finally about love. And to me, that’s what this is all about.

Jul 08, 2014 at 10:55AM EDT

Commented on 141.jpg

As I said, I don’t actually have an incestuous relationship with a family member. Heck, I don’t have an intimate relationship with anyone at the moment. >tfw no gf and all that.
And I’m happy that you took the time to read what I wrote, even if you still disagree with me. Because that’s what intelligent discussion looks like. Everyone is free to say what they think without fear of being drowned out simply for being different. Regardless of who is right on the issue, we’re both discussing it in the right way. And that makes us all winners/other equally cheesy sports-movie ending.

Jul 08, 2014 at 10:54AM EDT

Commented on 141.jpg

If you want to have a reasonable, intelligent discussion, yeah, kinda’.

Jul 07, 2014 at 10:56PM EDT

Commented on 141.jpg

And just what is that clear difference? That our society says one is okay and one isn’t? Even though Albert Einstein, who married his cousin Elsa Einstein, died in 1955, the same year Emmett Till was lynched for supposedly flirting with a white women. Public opinions are constantly changing and today’s pariahs are tomorrow’s people.
As the OP, Harry Longjohnson, said above me, if it’s an 11 year old, it probably isn’t consent in the first place. An incestuous couple is probably more likely to be consensual, (And faithful.) since it’s a person you’ve known for your entire life (Probably.) and already have a deep connection with. It’s not like you can just casually date your sister. You would have to be very confident of who you are and committed to your relative to date them knowing full well how people will treat you. It takes courage to go against the grain.
Lastly, my sister is a lesbian. No, really.
But if she wasn’t and we were both romantically and sexually attracted to one another without any form of coercion, then I probably would find no wrong doing in having sex with her. I want to have sex with her. She wants to have sex with me. We are using some form of contraception to prevent unwanted and unhealthy pregnancy. I am happy. She is happy. That, to me, sounds like the basis of moral stability. Everyone gets what they want within the bounds of not negatively affecting others. I find it hard to argue against that, personally.

Jul 07, 2014 at 07:21PM EDT

Commented on 141.jpg

@Not The Expert: Disciple of Faust
I was actually referring to kings and queen marrying within the family to keep the bloodline “pure” and power concentrated. And I didn’t say that it wasn’t a problem, (in that context) I’m just saying that it really happened and could potentially be applicable here.
If it’s consensual, sure, why not? If two people love each other and are smart about what they can and cannot do in their relationship, I really can’t object simply because I don’t like it or partake in it myself. That is freedom, I believe. Laws aren’t meant to keep things that people find “tasteless” or “disgusting” at bay, they’re meant to keep things that people find “dangerous” or “harmful” at bay. And while some may believe that the inherent immortality of homosexual, incestuous or even…interracial relationships are a danger to society, the truth is that consensual love, regardless of whether or not you like it, has never brought an empire to its knees. Usually, it makes it stronger.

Jul 07, 2014 at 03:44PM EDT

Commented on 141.jpg

@Tom the Pickle
There’s at least one person who has made his views on incest very clear…
I think the modern idea of incest being bad largely stems from the wide range of birth defects that incestuous couples have. But the royal princesses are both female, so it’s not like that’s a problem here…not to mention it’s kind of historically accurate, don’t you think?

Jul 07, 2014 at 10:37AM EDT

Commented on aa9.png

As in “Game, stap, wat r u doin?” or like the store?

Jul 07, 2014 at 10:32AM EDT

Commented on 2bb.png



Jul 07, 2014 at 10:29AM EDT

Commented on 41d.png

They mad ‘cuz they know they ain’t cool like Shadow, clearly.

Jul 07, 2014 at 10:26AM EDT

O HAI! You must login or signup first!