Arlon The Serene (Free Cake)


Location: KYM's Official Dungeon/Fall-Out Center/Oval Office/Secret Room Beneath Oval Office/Cheap, Smoky Bar/Arlon's Lunar Sanctum/Vatican City Embassy//In A House, With A Mouse/The Gold Wizard Card Room/Heaven/Platus's Thinking Corner/A Box.

Joined May 07, 2012 at 08:14AM EDT



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It is my great honor to represent Mistress Viridi and the Forces Of Nature.
Starbound is love, Starbound is life.
On the bright side, there’s Free Cake, which isn’t 2edgy4 the rest of us.

…I’d like to tell you a little (Hint: Not little.) bit about myself. (NOTE: Actually, I’m not going to tell you squat-diddly about myself. Everyone knows that the Internet is full of dark genies offering you immortality for your personnel information. And everyone also knows that immortality is actually a terrible duel-edged sword that will destroy your life, even if your life is indestructible.) Just know that I’m a random person on the Internet who has HAD IT with these mother f***ing lurkers on this mother f***ing site and has decided to make an account. I’ve also sworn an oath to avoid silly conflicts and just stick to agreeing with things and going about light-heartedly, mostly, rather than going on the offensive. Not that I don’t have hot-blooded opinions I’d LOVE to scream at you all day, I just decided, “Ya’ know, what the heck? I don’t feel like starting WWIII.” So, instead, I’ll just give you a run-down of things I have interest in/pretend to be knowledgeable in.
  • Some video games, even though I am God-awful at them. Best game is Kirby Air-ride. That’s right. jmtb02 rocks as well. And now I play Team Fortress 2. Scout for life. And whenever Starbound comes out, I’m going to be all over that.
  • Lots of animes, shout-outs to Yu-Gi-Oh!, (GX is best. Haters gonna’ hate.) Code Geass and TTGL. Rozen Maiden is nice, too, desu. I’ve only seen the dub, though.
  • Some cartoons, because I see enough actual people as it is. These include Sponge Bob Square Pants, Teen Titans, Avatar and Samurai Jack, to name a few. And, yes, MLP:FIM.
  • Favorite subjects: “English”, as they call it in High School and colleges, though I liked how Middle School called it “Language Arts”. Also History. Super-really-pretty much important! Plus, “Philosophy”, though really, I just use Wiki-Pedia/Quote to sound intelligent. Because lying is fun.
    So, yeah, that’s me. How wonderfully TL:DR-esque! My entire reason for becoming a member is pretty much to comment on stuff. It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it. And If you’ve read through this whole thing, then you must be really bored. Bored enough, even, to make a KYM account, I bet. Whoever may be reading this, I want you know you are awesome. You deserve to be King/Queen/Hive Mind of the Internet. But to do that, you’ll have to stop lurking behind a computer and start lurking behind various political figures. And to do that, you must have a KYM account. Trust me, I’ve tried. It all falls apart faster than the Black Knights at the end of Stage 25. So join KYM, mysterious-lurker-who-the-Internet-has-been-waiting-for-to-be-their-savior-person. And when you do, the first thing you should do is Follow Me. Because I’m that desperate and you’re that bored. Peace.

Recent Activity

Commented on My friend doesn't know who Dio Brando is

Tiny dongs were all the rage in Ancient Greece, so I’ve heard. Goes with the whole “everybody is a monstrous barbarian but us” mentality. Monstrous cock was an insult to them, not a compliment. I’m sure you wanted to know all this.

Sep 15, 2014 at 09:19PM EDT

Commented on Korra: Warrior Princess

It is K-Y-H-U, though, just on her new account. If you really can’t tell it’s her by the art style, or that her Tumblr is filled with the exact same kind of stuff her old one had, I don’t know what to say to you.

Sep 13, 2014 at 12:19PM EDT

Commented on Book 4: Balance

Gosh golly gee wilikers, is this the fucking fifties or something, shit.

Sep 11, 2014 at 07:48AM EDT

Commented on f5c.png

Smart Asian, dumb blonde, Hispanic caretaker. That’s what it’s talking about, 99% confidence. I’m really feeling it.

Sep 08, 2014 at 10:48PM EDT

Commented on a3f.gif

However, do note that those tusks are not just for attracting mates. They offer a wide variety of other essential utilities the Elephant Crab requires, such as flicking through stacks of money and hitting people with it over arguments about marching band.

Sep 08, 2014 at 07:38PM EDT

Commented on 8c8.gif

The PS3 has no games… except for Madden 15.

Sep 07, 2014 at 12:00AM EDT

Commented on I hate when that happens

I know. Which is confusing, since that would be eating an item worth, what, $10,000 or something, I think? Isn’t that how much Golden Frying Pans sell for currently?

Sep 06, 2014 at 09:16AM EDT

Commented on 83a.gif

This makes no sense.
Senpais don’t run classes, Senseis, teachers, do. Senpai means upperclassman, meaning that, especially in Japan, there’s no way you could ever be in a class with your senpai. Someone didn’t do their homework on how to be a proper weeb.

Sep 06, 2014 at 09:04AM EDT

Commented on 8a4.jpg

I mean, he did kind of steal the show there.

Sep 05, 2014 at 06:24PM EDT

Commented on Little Rei

Her hair reminds me of little Nonon, only with her face shadowed like Dio or something. Also sweet shades.

Sep 03, 2014 at 10:38PM EDT

Commented on Life Fiber Absorption.

That scene and the accompanying music ended, like, two seconds too early. Made me so mad since this was so great aside from that.

Sep 03, 2014 at 10:34PM EDT

Commented on 219.jpg

At first, I thought this was by TIME magazine. Which made it very confusing to see it call itself a villain.

Sep 03, 2014 at 08:10PM EDT

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