Arlon The Serene (Free Cake)

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Joined May 07, 2012 at 08:14AM EDT


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About

It is my great honor to represent Mistress Viridi and the Forces Of Nature.
Starbound is love, Starbound is life.
On the bright side, there’s Free Cake, which isn’t 2edgy4 the rest of us.
-Durvarowe

WAHAHAHAHA!! FINALLY!! I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU ALL DAY!! NOW THAT I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU
…I’d like to tell you a little (Hint: Not little.) bit about myself. (NOTE: Actually, I’m not going to tell you squat-diddly about myself. Everyone knows that the Internet is full of dark genies offering you immortality for your personnel information. And everyone also knows that immortality is actually a terrible duel-edged sword that will destroy your life, even if your life is indestructible.) Just know that I’m a random person on the Internet who has HAD IT with these mother f***ing lurkers on this mother f***ing site and has decided to make an account. I’ve also sworn an oath to avoid silly conflicts and just stick to agreeing with things and going about light-heartedly, mostly, rather than going on the offensive. Not that I don’t have hot-blooded opinions I’d LOVE to scream at you all day, I just decided, “Ya’ know, what the heck? I don’t feel like starting WWIII.” So, instead, I’ll just give you a run-down of things I have interest in/pretend to be knowledgeable in.
  • Some video games, even though I am God-awful at them. Best game is Kirby Air-ride. That’s right. jmtb02 rocks as well. And now I play Team Fortress 2. Scout for life. And whenever Starbound comes out, I’m going to be all over that.
  • Lots of animes, shout-outs to Yu-Gi-Oh!, (GX is best. Haters gonna’ hate.) Code Geass and TTGL. Rozen Maiden is nice, too, desu. I’ve only seen the dub, though.
  • Some cartoons, because I see enough actual people as it is. These include Sponge Bob Square Pants, Teen Titans, Avatar and Samurai Jack, to name a few. And, yes, MLP:FIM.
  • Favorite subjects: “English”, as they call it in High School and colleges, though I liked how Middle School called it “Language Arts”. Also History. Super-really-pretty much important! Plus, “Philosophy”, though really, I just use Wiki-Pedia/Quote to sound intelligent. Because lying is fun.
    So, yeah, that’s me. How wonderfully TL:DR-esque! My entire reason for becoming a member is pretty much to comment on stuff. It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it. And If you’ve read through this whole thing, then you must be really bored. Bored enough, even, to make a KYM account, I bet. Whoever may be reading this, I want you know you are awesome. You deserve to be King/Queen/Hive Mind of the Internet. But to do that, you’ll have to stop lurking behind a computer and start lurking behind various political figures. And to do that, you must have a KYM account. Trust me, I’ve tried. It all falls apart faster than the Black Knights at the end of Stage 25. So join KYM, mysterious-lurker-who-the-Internet-has-been-waiting-for-to-be-their-savior-person. And when you do, the first thing you should do is Follow Me. Because I’m that desperate and you’re that bored. Peace.

Recent Activity

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Well, technically, it’s 1/3 male and 2/3 female, but it’s still by and large true.

Aug 29, 2014 at 01:55PM EDT

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AND THEN BIG MAC GOT OUT HIS TRUSTY HAMMER AND WHACKED THE GROUND HARD BUT THE RAT RAN AWAY AND HE HIT HIS BIG TOE POOR OLD BIG BROTHER NOW HE WONT BE WORKIN IN THE FIELDS FOR DAYS AND I DONT RECKON ME NOR APPLE BLOOMLL BE ABLE TO MAKE UP FOR IT YESSIR TIMES ARE LOOKING MIGHTY TOUGH HERE AT SWEET APPLE ACRES WHAT WITH THE APPLE RAT ROT AND COLD SPELL AND NOW WE LOST A HELPING HOOF AND ALL SO ANYWAYS I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY REAL QUICK AND TELL YOU WHY I CANT MEET UP WITH YOU AND RARITY FOR THE BIG SHINDIG IM REAL SORRY BOUT IT TOO BUT THERE JUST AINT NOTHIN I CAN DO TO GET OFF WORK BUT I FELT BAD SO I GOT HER THIS FANCYSHMANCY NEW SCARF FOR YOU TO GIVE TO HER I HOPE SHE LIKES IT I AINT REAL GOOD WITH FASHION AND ALL THAT BUT ITS BLUE AND SHES BLUE AND THE SKYS BLUE SO I THINK IT MATCHES PURTY DARN WELL IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF OH AND UH HERES A BOOK ON THE HISTORY OF APPLES FOR YOU TWI I KNOW YOU ENJOY THAT KIND OF THING WELL SEE YOU AROUND SUGERCUBE BYE SPIKE BYE OWLWHATEVERYOURNAMEISNOTSUREICAUGHTIT!!

Aug 27, 2014 at 06:32PM EDT

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Is this from the Yeezus album?

Aug 27, 2014 at 06:11PM EDT

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Hah, wow. This is a Korean artist’s interpretation of a French artist’s work based on a Canadian kid’s show. Oh, the joys of the Internet.

Aug 27, 2014 at 11:18AM EDT

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The funny thing about old textposts is that we refer to them as classics, rather than simply reposts.

Aug 26, 2014 at 11:22AM EDT

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Aw yeah, now I know the F word in Korean. Invaluable knowledge.

Aug 26, 2014 at 11:16AM EDT

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I still don’t think she ate the bear considering that she was highly allergic to animals. Killed it, maybe, but not eaten.

Aug 25, 2014 at 08:14PM EDT

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Do dragons even eat gems? I thought they just sat on them. Make a bling-bling bed, sure, but don’t eat ’em.

Aug 25, 2014 at 11:27AM EDT

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Thank God they were able to finally make him something more than annoying comic relief in the end. Potential lived up to, I’m proud to say.

Aug 24, 2014 at 08:34AM EDT

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Your face’ll like Goatse after I’m done with it!

Aug 23, 2014 at 10:54AM EDT

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God, if they actually go down that road S4, how funny would that be? Good thing they’re already off the air, because that would take them off it in a heartbeat.

Aug 22, 2014 at 10:22PM EDT

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Sakurai: No, I’ll just beat you within an inch of your life!

Aug 21, 2014 at 09:24AM EDT

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If you have to form a (possibly illegal) gang to protect yourself because (I assume) the government won’t do it for you, you’re probably pretty oppressed. Think of the minorities that form some of the most well-known gangs in America: Blacks, Jews, Irish and Italian, the last two of which are Catholic and the other two speak for themselves.

Aug 20, 2014 at 09:10AM EDT

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Do you think he’s compensating for something?

Aug 20, 2014 at 09:05AM EDT

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