Arlon The Serene (Free Cake)
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Joined May 07, 2012 at 08:14AM EDT
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It is my great honor to represent Mistress Viridi and the Forces Of Nature.
Starbound is love, Starbound is life.
On the bright side, there’s Free Cake, which isn’t 2edgy4 the rest of us.
-DurvaroweWAHAHAHAHA!! FINALLY!! I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU ALL DAY!! NOW THAT I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU
…I’d like to tell you a little (Hint: Not little.) bit about myself. (NOTE: Actually, I’m not going to tell you squat-diddly about myself. Everyone knows that the Internet is full of dark genies offering you immortality for your personnel information. And everyone also knows that immortality is actually a terrible duel-edged sword that will destroy your life, even if your life is indestructible.) Just know that I’m a random person on the Internet who has HAD IT with these mother f***ing lurkers on this mother f***ing site and has decided to make an account. I’ve also sworn an oath to avoid silly conflicts and just stick to agreeing with things and going about light-heartedly, mostly, rather than going on the offensive. Not that I don’t have hot-blooded opinions I’d LOVE to scream at you all day, I just decided, “Ya’ know, what the heck? I don’t feel like starting WWIII.” So, instead, I’ll just give you a run-down of things I have interest in/pretend to be knowledgeable in.
- Some video games, even though I am God-awful at them. Best game is Kirby Air-ride. That’s right. jmtb02 rocks as well. And now I play Team Fortress 2. Scout for life. And whenever Starbound comes out, I’m going to be all over that.
- Lots of animes, shout-outs to Yu-Gi-Oh!, (GX is best. Haters gonna’ hate.) Code Geass and TTGL. Rozen Maiden is nice, too, desu.
I’ve only seen the dub, though.
- Some cartoons, because I see enough actual people as it is. These include Sponge Bob Square Pants, Teen Titans, Avatar and Samurai Jack, to name a few. And, yes, MLP:FIM.
- Favorite subjects: “English”, as they call it in High School and colleges, though I liked how Middle School called it “Language Arts”. Also History. Super-really-pretty much important! Plus, “Philosophy”, though really, I just use Wiki-Pedia/Quote to sound intelligent. Because lying is fun.
So, yeah, that’s me. How wonderfully TL:DR-esque! My entire reason for becoming a member is pretty much to comment on stuff. It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it. And If you’ve read through this whole thing, then you must be really bored. Bored enough, even, to make a KYM account, I bet. Whoever may be reading this, I want you know you are awesome. You deserve to be King/Queen/Hive Mind of the Internet. But to do that, you’ll have to stop lurking behind a computer and start lurking behind various political figures. And to do that, you must have a KYM account. Trust me, I’ve tried. It all falls apart faster than the Black Knights at the end of Stage 25. So join KYM, mysterious-lurker-who-the-Internet-has-been-waiting-for-to-be-their-savior-person. And when you do, the first thing you should do is Follow Me. Because I’m that desperate and you’re that bored. Peace.
If it’s futa, it really isn’t yuri anymore. Sorry, JONY.
The situation is going to be completely reversed in the next episode, though.
I wasn’t even aware images could reference Jojo and get dubs and not be posted by Scratch.
Wear a hydro-condom at all times.
“Your trap card just activated my trap card!”
Praise the Lord.
Eye see what you did there.
If you watch anything even slightly political, scientific or religious, he’ll show up, along with about half a dozen other bizarre, possibly-offensive, hour long conspiracy theory videos. And you thought YouTube was a blind tool of the communist, super-intelligent molemen underground movement spearheaded by Google. Hah. Joke’s on you.
I was hoping the punchline would be:
“This pizza isn’t half-baked.”
I got a really strong Making Fiends feel from this episode.
I like it.
“Dr Strange Love Or: How I Learned To Stop Losing My Way And Love The Life Fibers.”
Even if there was no God, the idea of one has had far more of an effect than Celestia ever will. You just got owned by something you don’t even think exists. That’s pretty sad, PC.
I mean, the point of the Ojamas is to interfere with other people’s business. This is pretty fitting.
Does this mean M. Night Shyamalan is secretly directing the United States Of America?
I’m a sucker for those Japanese GX Life Point meters.
Can we really live on a war economy forever, though? Isn’t that risky? More importantly, do we really want to? I would prefer to not have this pleasantly formal discussion mutate into a screaming match, so I’ll just leave it at that.
That is fair, but since almost half of the world’s military spending is from the U.S. that’s still a ton of money on said bullets and guns and Iron Man suits, even if we spend it on other stuff, as well. Just the weapons part alone can be more than what other countries spend on anything slightly military-related in total.
Quote Iroh: “No, she’s crazy and needs to be stopped.”
But that doesn’t mean she has to go through the same kind of horrific torture she inflicted on others. “An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.” As a rule of thumb, heroes generally stop villains through force, often nonlethal, but don’t enjoy having to do so. Anti-heroes, on the other hand, tend to enjoy their lethal methods far more. Wanting the guilty to face fair punishment for their actions is one thing, being excessive about it is another.
TL:DR: I’d rather not be sadistic about the sadistic death of a sadistic person who I don’t like because they’re sadistic.
I gotta’ agree with PaperLucario on this one. Do I look like Jack The Ripper to you? Reveling in the bloodlust of character’s deaths, even the worst characters who are unquestionably evil, is a moral no-no. Getting giddy at the sight of people dying is something Nui actually does, doing it to her would just feel wrong.
Makes me think of Magneto and Scarlet Witch from X-Men: Evolution.
Only if I get muffins.
I like how amidst talk of ancient beliefs and Gods from the beginning of the universe is an image of Truman. Really feels out of place.
Why aren’t they smiling?