Arlon The Serene (Free Cake)


Location: KYM's Official Dungeon/Fall-Out Center/Oval Office/Secret Room Beneath Oval Office/Cheap, Smoky Bar/Arlon's Lunar Sanctum/Vatican City Embassy//In A House, With A Mouse/The Gold Wizard Card Room/Heaven/Platus's Thinking Corner/A Box.

Joined May 07, 2012 at 08:14AM EDT



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It is my great honor to represent Mistress Viridi and the Forces Of Nature.
Starbound is love, Starbound is life.
On the bright side, there’s Free Cake, which isn’t 2edgy4 the rest of us.

…I’d like to tell you a little (Hint: Not little.) bit about myself. (NOTE: Actually, I’m not going to tell you squat-diddly about myself. Everyone knows that the Internet is full of dark genies offering you immortality for your personnel information. And everyone also knows that immortality is actually a terrible duel-edged sword that will destroy your life, even if your life is indestructible.) Just know that I’m a random person on the Internet who has HAD IT with these mother f***ing lurkers on this mother f***ing site and has decided to make an account. I’ve also sworn an oath to avoid silly conflicts and just stick to agreeing with things and going about light-heartedly, mostly, rather than going on the offensive. Not that I don’t have hot-blooded opinions I’d LOVE to scream at you all day, I just decided, “Ya’ know, what the heck? I don’t feel like starting WWIII.” So, instead, I’ll just give you a run-down of things I have interest in/pretend to be knowledgeable in.
  • Some video games, even though I am God-awful at them. Best game is Kirby Air-ride. That’s right. jmtb02 rocks as well. And now I play Team Fortress 2. Scout for life. And whenever Starbound comes out, I’m going to be all over that.
  • Lots of animes, shout-outs to Yu-Gi-Oh!, (GX is best. Haters gonna’ hate.) Code Geass and TTGL. Rozen Maiden is nice, too, desu. I’ve only seen the dub, though.
  • Some cartoons, because I see enough actual people as it is. These include Sponge Bob Square Pants, Teen Titans, Avatar and Samurai Jack, to name a few. And, yes, MLP:FIM.
  • Favorite subjects: “English”, as they call it in High School and colleges, though I liked how Middle School called it “Language Arts”. Also History. Super-really-pretty much important! Plus, “Philosophy”, though really, I just use Wiki-Pedia/Quote to sound intelligent. Because lying is fun.
    So, yeah, that’s me. How wonderfully TL:DR-esque! My entire reason for becoming a member is pretty much to comment on stuff. It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it. And If you’ve read through this whole thing, then you must be really bored. Bored enough, even, to make a KYM account, I bet. Whoever may be reading this, I want you know you are awesome. You deserve to be King/Queen/Hive Mind of the Internet. But to do that, you’ll have to stop lurking behind a computer and start lurking behind various political figures. And to do that, you must have a KYM account. Trust me, I’ve tried. It all falls apart faster than the Black Knights at the end of Stage 25. So join KYM, mysterious-lurker-who-the-Internet-has-been-waiting-for-to-be-their-savior-person. And when you do, the first thing you should do is Follow Me. Because I’m that desperate and you’re that bored. Peace.

Recent Activity

Commented on fdd.png

…Yes random, it wasn’t always the global language like Greek, Latin or French. It’s just that its inception is based largely off of both Romance Languages (Latin, French, Spanish, Portuguese, etc.) and Germanic languages, with occasional other languages as well.

Jul 23, 2014 at 10:53AM EDT

Commented on Lewd

What’s funny is that the other girl is talking about how much she loves living at her house, but they’re cousins, so it’s still incest. Heh.

Jul 23, 2014 at 10:50AM EDT

Commented on SoundCloud

Soundclown should probably be listed here, right? It’s essentially the YTP of Soundcloud.

Jul 22, 2014 at 03:09PM EDT

Commented on Moon Animate Make-Up!

God, purposefully ugly animation looks so bad when placed side-by-side against good animation.
Other than that, great stuff. Lots of talent and quite the concept.

Jul 21, 2014 at 08:35PM EDT

Commented on 815.jpg

But there is a new bit added, which, apparently, makes it not a repost.

Jul 21, 2014 at 03:15PM EDT

Commented on Eric Garner's Death

Video games can’t replace human life. How about something on a slightly larger scale? But good effort, though.

Jul 21, 2014 at 01:02PM EDT

Commented on Gammerick's wall

You have good taste in the Yu-Gi-Oh’s.

Jul 21, 2014 at 10:45AM EDT

Commented on Reggie" "No Johns."

Even so, I think my joke still has humor in it. Not the correct humor, sure, but “correct humor” isn’t everything.

Jul 20, 2014 at 10:20AM EDT

Commented on e60.jpg

What is this? A convention for ants?

Jul 18, 2014 at 02:04PM EDT

Commented on Can't there be an anime that tackles incest in a mature manner? :(

I thought Yosuga No Sora, despite (Or perhaps in spite of.) being made from an eroge, handled the relationship pretty well. There were no shallow jokes about it, some of their friends were disgusted and never talked to them again, a few accepted it, they fled from prying eyes, it was pretty serious. Too bad the entire show wasn’t about their relationship, honestly.

Jul 18, 2014 at 09:43AM EDT

Commented on b1e.png

You’re not just doin’ it, you’re

Jul 18, 2014 at 09:27AM EDT

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