Arlon The Serene (Free Cake)


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Joined May 07, 2012 at 08:14AM EDT



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It is my great honor to represent Mistress Viridi and the Forces Of Nature.
Starbound is love, Starbound is life.
On the bright side, there’s Free Cake, which isn’t 2edgy4 the rest of us.

…I’d like to tell you a little (Hint: Not little.) bit about myself. (NOTE: Actually, I’m not going to tell you squat-diddly about myself. Everyone knows that the Internet is full of dark genies offering you immortality for your personnel information. And everyone also knows that immortality is actually a terrible duel-edged sword that will destroy your life, even if your life is indestructible.) Just know that I’m a random person on the Internet who has HAD IT with these mother f***ing lurkers on this mother f***ing site and has decided to make an account. I’ve also sworn an oath to avoid silly conflicts and just stick to agreeing with things and going about light-heartedly, mostly, rather than going on the offensive. Not that I don’t have hot-blooded opinions I’d LOVE to scream at you all day, I just decided, “Ya’ know, what the heck? I don’t feel like starting WWIII.” So, instead, I’ll just give you a run-down of things I have interest in/pretend to be knowledgeable in.
  • Some video games, even though I am God-awful at them. Best game is Kirby Air-ride. That’s right. jmtb02 rocks as well. And now I play Team Fortress 2. Scout for life. And whenever Starbound comes out, I’m going to be all over that.
  • Lots of animes, shout-outs to Yu-Gi-Oh!, (GX is best. Haters gonna’ hate.) Code Geass and TTGL. Rozen Maiden is nice, too, desu. I’ve only seen the dub, though.
  • Some cartoons, because I see enough actual people as it is. These include Sponge Bob Square Pants, Teen Titans, Avatar and Samurai Jack, to name a few. And, yes, MLP:FIM.
  • Favorite subjects: “English”, as they call it in High School and colleges, though I liked how Middle School called it “Language Arts”. Also History. Super-really-pretty much important! Plus, “Philosophy”, though really, I just use Wiki-Pedia/Quote to sound intelligent. Because lying is fun.
    So, yeah, that’s me. How wonderfully TL:DR-esque! My entire reason for becoming a member is pretty much to comment on stuff. It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it. And If you’ve read through this whole thing, then you must be really bored. Bored enough, even, to make a KYM account, I bet. Whoever may be reading this, I want you know you are awesome. You deserve to be King/Queen/Hive Mind of the Internet. But to do that, you’ll have to stop lurking behind a computer and start lurking behind various political figures. And to do that, you must have a KYM account. Trust me, I’ve tried. It all falls apart faster than the Black Knights at the end of Stage 25. So join KYM, mysterious-lurker-who-the-Internet-has-been-waiting-for-to-be-their-savior-person. And when you do, the first thing you should do is Follow Me. Because I’m that desperate and you’re that bored. Peace.

Recent Activity

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Sakurai: No, I’ll just beat you within an inch of your life!

Aug 21, 2014 at 09:24AM EDT

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If you have to form a (possibly illegal) gang to protect yourself because (I assume) the government won’t do it for you, you’re probably pretty oppressed. Think of the minorities that form some of the most well-known gangs in America: Blacks, Jews, Irish and Italian, the last two of which are Catholic and the other two speak for themselves.

Aug 20, 2014 at 09:10AM EDT

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Do you think he’s compensating for something?

Aug 20, 2014 at 09:05AM EDT

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Why would you use TTGL? It’s literally one of the biggest things ever. It stomps on galaxies for Kamina’s sake. Also Ridley doesn’t deserve getting compared to team Dai-Gurren.

Aug 20, 2014 at 09:02AM EDT

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Whoever it is, she’s not as hot as Sakurai. But that’s a given, really.

Aug 19, 2014 at 10:28PM EDT

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But can it be changed to fit other things? Don’t most copypastas have lots of variations to them? I’m not sure if I can accept this quite yet without knowing its full qualifications…

Aug 19, 2014 at 11:06AM EDT

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I made that joke and got downvoted. Guess ZSS puts everyone in a good mood.

Aug 19, 2014 at 11:00AM EDT

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Space Dandy + Code Geass + Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure + Rock ‘n’ Roll = The GREATEST Space Dandy episode EVER.

Aug 18, 2014 at 02:57PM EDT

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I wish I knew more about quantum mechanics and other high-level forms of physics, because there’s probably a great joke in here somewhere. What we really need is one of the world’s leading experts on this stuff to waste their time making Avatar jokes. It’s what’s most pressing right now.

Aug 17, 2014 at 10:59AM EDT

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It means trips, duh. Letter trips. Those are a thing. Totes legit.

Aug 16, 2014 at 08:48PM EDT

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What is hate speech for four hundred, Alex.

Aug 16, 2014 at 09:43AM EDT

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They also wrote for The Might B and Fanboy And Chum Chum, so I say it’s time for the ol’ S.S. Pointlessly Skeptical to set sail once again. She may be down, but she ain’t out.

Aug 16, 2014 at 09:34AM EDT

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CollegeHumor makes comics? Since when?

Aug 14, 2014 at 09:33PM EDT

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Well, technically, it was written by Owler, (As it says in the bottom right.) but she and K-Y-H-U are bosom buddies, so she probably had some influence in it somewhere.

Aug 13, 2014 at 09:43AM EDT

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That’s fair, I guess. Thank you for sharing your side so I could better understand what you’re saying. I admit that the “people generations ago did a bad thing, so you are now wrong” isn’t really the best one, but I still think there are a lot of other arguments for why turning away everybody is wrong. Like, whatever happened to “Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore” or the American Dream of moving to the U.S. in hope of working hard and making a decent living? Not to mention that most of the people from Latin America come here because we by and large screwed up their countries. And we force a lot of other countries to accept refugees all the time, while trying to deny them here. Just like we tell newly-entered First World countries to not use so many resources when we really have no right to be saying that, either. So, yeah, even if this one is flawed, there are countless other reasons for why we should accept immigrants.

Aug 11, 2014 at 11:25PM EDT

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“Better” militarily, anyways.

Aug 11, 2014 at 10:02PM EDT

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I’m not trying to sound smug nor clever, I genuinely don’t understand how it’s not a fair argument. Land X was once owned by people A, got taken over by people B, who renamed it land Xenophobic, but it’s still largely the same land except for islands M and N, only now people B claim that people C have no right entering land xenophobic because it’s “rightfully theirs”, though really it isn’t. The only flaw I could see is if you think the Europeans “deserve” America, not sure why since their is no moral standing to that unless you’re Ayn Rand and barely any real legal standing to it, either. I would love to see your explanation for why it’s false, truly. Not meant to sound sarcastic or snide or condescending, I’m really interested in what you have to say, so I hope you reply.

Aug 11, 2014 at 10:01PM EDT

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