Arlon The Serene (Free Cake)


Location: KYM's Official Dungeon/Fall-Out Center/Oval Office/Secret Room Beneath Oval Office/Cheap, Smoky Bar/Arlon's Lunar Sanctum/Vatican City Embassy//In A House, With A Mouse/The Gold Wizard Card Room/Heaven/Platus's Thinking Corner/A Box.

Joined May 07, 2012 at 08:14AM EDT



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It is my great honor to represent Mistress Viridi and the Forces Of Nature.
Starbound is love, Starbound is life.
On the bright side, there’s Free Cake, which isn’t 2edgy4 the rest of us.

…I’d like to tell you a little (Hint: Not little.) bit about myself. (NOTE: Actually, I’m not going to tell you squat-diddly about myself. Everyone knows that the Internet is full of dark genies offering you immortality for your personnel information. And everyone also knows that immortality is actually a terrible duel-edged sword that will destroy your life, even if your life is indestructible.) Just know that I’m a random person on the Internet who has HAD IT with these mother f***ing lurkers on this mother f***ing site and has decided to make an account. I’ve also sworn an oath to avoid silly conflicts and just stick to agreeing with things and going about light-heartedly, mostly, rather than going on the offensive. Not that I don’t have hot-blooded opinions I’d LOVE to scream at you all day, I just decided, “Ya’ know, what the heck? I don’t feel like starting WWIII.” So, instead, I’ll just give you a run-down of things I have interest in/pretend to be knowledgeable in.
  • Some video games, even though I am God-awful at them. Best game is Kirby Air-ride. That’s right. jmtb02 rocks as well. And now I play Team Fortress 2. Scout for life. And whenever Starbound comes out, I’m going to be all over that.
  • Lots of animes, shout-outs to Yu-Gi-Oh!, (GX is best. Haters gonna’ hate.) Code Geass and TTGL. Rozen Maiden is nice, too, desu. I’ve only seen the dub, though.
  • Some cartoons, because I see enough actual people as it is. These include Sponge Bob Square Pants, Teen Titans, Avatar and Samurai Jack, to name a few. And, yes, MLP:FIM.
  • Favorite subjects: “English”, as they call it in High School and colleges, though I liked how Middle School called it “Language Arts”. Also History. Super-really-pretty much important! Plus, “Philosophy”, though really, I just use Wiki-Pedia/Quote to sound intelligent. Because lying is fun.
    So, yeah, that’s me. How wonderfully TL:DR-esque! My entire reason for becoming a member is pretty much to comment on stuff. It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it. And If you’ve read through this whole thing, then you must be really bored. Bored enough, even, to make a KYM account, I bet. Whoever may be reading this, I want you know you are awesome. You deserve to be King/Queen/Hive Mind of the Internet. But to do that, you’ll have to stop lurking behind a computer and start lurking behind various political figures. And to do that, you must have a KYM account. Trust me, I’ve tried. It all falls apart faster than the Black Knights at the end of Stage 25. So join KYM, mysterious-lurker-who-the-Internet-has-been-waiting-for-to-be-their-savior-person. And when you do, the first thing you should do is Follow Me. Because I’m that desperate and you’re that bored. Peace.

Recent Activity

Commented on Cordyceps, Lord of Nothing's wall

Sorry for the late reply.
I dunno’, you’re the writer, essentially. It looks to me to be about a crazed man and his girlfriend/wife/lover/mistress Katarina who go about killing people in the name of G-d/their crazed cult beliefs/for the fun of it. Appears to be told by the main character as he’s about to be tried/given the death penalty/commit suicide, looking back on his life. Likely talking to someone, hence why he is constantly insulting what seems to be the audience, thereby making him look more crazy even when he isn’t. Probably won’t die (But will kill whoever he’s talking to.) and will go off looking for Katarina/his rival/some other last important task he must do, allowing for an easy starting point for the sequel. Sounds like a really depressing German Expressionism kind of deal. Frankly, I’m not sure I’d read it myself.

Jul 31, 2014 at 06:02PM EDT

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Isn’t that what the entire Internet is for?

Jul 31, 2014 at 05:48PM EDT

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Except Milotic ain’t even a legendary, shit. Literally thousands of fish like them in the ocean.

Jul 31, 2014 at 12:17PM EDT

Commented on Quickscoping

Fun/scary fact: When you search for that on KYM, all that comes up is a single forum post made by me almost a year ago.

Jul 31, 2014 at 12:11PM EDT

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I care about your tags, Cordy. I plan on compiling all of them at some point and seeing if I can write a best-seller out of them. Split the profits 50-50, yeah?

Jul 30, 2014 at 08:28PM EDT

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Probably because incredibly loud rappers start showing up whenever you eat them.

Jul 30, 2014 at 08:20PM EDT

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What about male angels? Or is everyone in Heaven female? Or does everyone become female when they enter Heaven?

Jul 29, 2014 at 10:51PM EDT

Commented on Shots fired

That’s still a lot better than ruining people’s lives with your greed.

Jul 29, 2014 at 10:45PM EDT

Commented on Crushed to Death

I’ll have you know this is the Internet and I’ll complain about anything and everything even if it doesn’t make a lick of sense! You can’t take away my freedom to be annoying, lizardman! I don’t care how much of the government is wrapped around your scaly little finger, you’ll never get to me! Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeer!!

Jul 29, 2014 at 05:34PM EDT

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It’s that brutal honesty that makes you a corrupted version of Applejack, Krupam.

Jul 29, 2014 at 05:32PM EDT

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Truth be told, Korean fanartists have a weird reputation for drawing lesbian incest shipping more than, say, the Japanese do. Like, you can find a lot of Elsanna or any combination of the Kiryuin clan in Korean. Not sure how that came to be, though…

Jul 29, 2014 at 05:30PM EDT

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How does anyone know what Heaven really smells like? Maybe, to be accommodating, it doesn’t smell like anything (Or at least anything on Earth.) so as to not trigger allergies. Unless going to Heaven and becoming an angel cures you of any ailments you may have. Like a full-heal upon leveling up.
I minored in Theosmology, you know.

Jul 29, 2014 at 05:25PM EDT

Commented on Moms Against Gaming

Too many people in this site are taking this obvious troll way too seriously…
That being said, it’s weird that MAG is a bizarre fusion of both right-wing grandma “change is the devil, God hates videogames, I miss the 50’s” style of stereotype and the left-wing granola girl “this is triggering, violence is bad, objectification of women is bad, your rights end where my feelings begin” kind of stereotype.

Jul 29, 2014 at 05:20PM EDT

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Wait, if she’s supposed to be the stereotypical white, Conservative Christian, (As evidenced in her quoting Reagan.) why is she in support of homosexuality? Where’s the “Sodomy is sin, you can be gay in the Sims, therefore videogamers are sodomites who will bring about the end of days!”?

Jul 29, 2014 at 05:11PM EDT

Commented on Crushed to Death

And wow is it a bad one, I mean
>Shipping Rarity with Blueblood.

That doesn’t even make sense, we know Rarity hates his guts. Blueblood can only be shipped with himself because he’s just that vain.

Jul 29, 2014 at 11:14AM EDT

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It’s kind of like the new Shrek, in a way.

Jul 28, 2014 at 10:29PM EDT

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Dude, they’re sirens. They’re meant to be erotic.

Jul 27, 2014 at 03:34PM EDT

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