I’m claiming this joke before anyone else takes it. So there.
Arlon The Serene (Free Cake)
Location: KYM's Official Dungeon/Fall-Out Center/Oval Office/Secret Room Beneath Oval Office/Cheap, Smoky Bar/Arlon's Lunar Sanctum/Vatican City Embassy//In A House, With A Mouse/The Gold Wizard Card Room/Heaven/Platus's Thinking Corner/A Box.
Joined May 07, 2012 at 08:14AM EDT
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It is my great honor to represent Mistress Viridi and the Forces Of Nature.
Starbound is love, Starbound is life.
On the bright side, there’s Free Cake, which isn’t 2edgy4 the rest of us.
-DurvaroweWAHAHAHAHA!! FINALLY!! I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU ALL DAY!! NOW THAT I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU
…I’d like to tell you a little (Hint: Not little.) bit about myself. (NOTE: Actually, I’m not going to tell you squat-diddly about myself. Everyone knows that the Internet is full of dark genies offering you immortality for your personnel information. And everyone also knows that immortality is actually a terrible duel-edged sword that will destroy your life, even if your life is indestructible.) Just know that I’m a random person on the Internet who has HAD IT with these mother f***ing lurkers on this mother f***ing site and has decided to make an account. I’ve also sworn an oath to avoid silly conflicts and just stick to agreeing with things and going about light-heartedly, mostly, rather than going on the offensive. Not that I don’t have hot-blooded opinions I’d LOVE to scream at you all day, I just decided, “Ya’ know, what the heck? I don’t feel like starting WWIII.” So, instead, I’ll just give you a run-down of things I have interest in/pretend to be knowledgeable in.
- Some video games, even though I am God-awful at them. Best game is Kirby Air-ride. That’s right. jmtb02 rocks as well. And now I play Team Fortress 2. Scout for life. And whenever Starbound comes out, I’m going to be all over that.
- Lots of animes, shout-outs to Yu-Gi-Oh!, (GX is best. Haters gonna’ hate.) Code Geass and TTGL. Rozen Maiden is nice, too, desu.
I’ve only seen the dub, though.
- Some cartoons, because I see enough actual people as it is. These include Sponge Bob Square Pants, Teen Titans, Avatar and Samurai Jack, to name a few. And, yes, MLP:FIM.
- Favorite subjects: “English”, as they call it in High School and colleges, though I liked how Middle School called it “Language Arts”. Also History. Super-really-pretty much important! Plus, “Philosophy”, though really, I just use Wiki-Pedia/Quote to sound intelligent. Because lying is fun.
So, yeah, that’s me. How wonderfully TL:DR-esque! My entire reason for becoming a member is pretty much to comment on stuff. It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it. And If you’ve read through this whole thing, then you must be really bored. Bored enough, even, to make a KYM account, I bet. Whoever may be reading this, I want you know you are awesome. You deserve to be King/Queen/Hive Mind of the Internet. But to do that, you’ll have to stop lurking behind a computer and start lurking behind various political figures. And to do that, you must have a KYM account. Trust me, I’ve tried. It all falls apart faster than the Black Knights at the end of Stage 25. So join KYM, mysterious-lurker-who-the-Internet-has-been-waiting-for-to-be-their-savior-person. And when you do, the first thing you should do is Follow Me. Because I’m that desperate and you’re that bored. Peace.
Arlon The Serene (Free Cake)'s Forum Posts
But that’s mayo, not ice cream.
The cosmos is at my command!
This is infinitely tamer than /d/.
They don’t. Hence the phrase “There are no girls on the internet.”
The show itself is beautiful, (Music, scenery, character design, bending movements, fight sequences, etc.) but the plot was a little lacking. Which is sad because the premise was so good. I was disappointed how even in the last episode, people were still chucking rocks at spirits, despite the first few episodes showing how ineffective that was. Kind of ruins the moral of “there are problems with which straight-up attacking will not solve” when using holy water is eschewed in favor of brute force. Sorry...
I was…kinda’ right, right? He tried to destroy the current state of the world and bring in “A New Spiritual Age”. Dac gets the most points, though I doubt anyone would have guessed he would become a Kaiju-like monster.
20? Yeah, let’s go with that.
This is now a Mario Party thread.
15? Maybe? I’m the worst at guessing people’s ages.
For the sole purpose of procreation?
But then who was Plato?
>Not becoming naked for transformation sequence. 2/10 dropped. I kid. Really, though, Firefox should be the better-at-everything rival. Chrome would be the emotionless girl. Give it vaguely yuri undertones and we’re set! In other words, make it Hyperdimension Neptunia: The Animation for internet browsers.
Interesting how now Unalaq is trying to open the Spirit Gates with pure force, much like Korra did her first time except with fire, while Korra now is able to reach the Spirit World and purify dark spirits. Because before this, Unalaq was always so calm and thinking while Korra was just violent, but now it’s the other way around. Oh, also Mako’s life sucks. What else is new?
Alright, so it’s not scary. Still Halloween themed, though.
Shouldn’t Kamina be the guy who dies first?
Red X, standing by. (Also, me and Patrick are the only ones in here using correct grammar.)
>Next episode of Kill La Kill: Trigger. >Produced by: Studio Trigger.