Asalvus Faze

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Location: TOL Training Facility

Joined Nov 24, 2011 at 10:05PM EST



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I am a 4chan Archivist, saving epic threads whenever I run across them, and keeping a record of awesome pictures. I have been studying the effects of anonymity on human behavior for a long time, and have discovered that /b/ is an amazing place to do that.

Recent Activity

Commented on Shitlord

I’m sorry, (wo)man/myn/xir, didn’t mean to trigger anything. I’ll make sure to include trigger warnings in my posts. #CheckingMyPrivilege #Bigotry #NotEveryoneCanBeAShitLord #Hashtag #IThinkThisIsTheProperNumberOfHashtagsForATumblrSJWPostButIMightBeACoupleShort #ReallyLongHashtags #I’mDoingThisCorrectly,Right?

Jul 01, 2014 at 02:05AM EDT

Commented on Shitlord

Check your asshole privilege, not everyone can find their assholes!

Jun 30, 2014 at 05:07PM EDT

Edited meme entry LEGO.

Mar 19, 2012 at 09:29PM EDT

Edited meme entry LEGO.

Mar 19, 2012 at 09:26PM EDT

Edited meme entry LEGO.

Mar 19, 2012 at 09:18PM EDT

Edited meme entry LEGO.

Mar 19, 2012 at 09:13PM EDT

Uploaded an image to Uncle /b/.

Uncle /b/
Feb 07, 2012 at 08:04PM EST

Commented on Vermin Supreme

Lets see, he solves the energy crisis, the economic crisis, the job crisis, the fashion crisis, and actually tells us to not expect him to do anything he says he will…
That puts him well above the rest of the people running for president as far as how well they’d do in office.

Jan 10, 2012 at 02:22AM EST

Commented on Anxiety Cat

This is popular on 9Gag?
Definitely not a meme.
+2 Deadpool

Dec 23, 2011 at 04:46PM EST

Commented on What's Going On / Jonah Mowry

Watch it muted, then read the description on the video. Suddenly, it’s just someone out to get people to follow him. +1 attention whore, -1 meme

Dec 10, 2011 at 07:47PM EST

Commented on Asalvus Faze's wall

For your information I have been bullied as well, and I can say without exaggeration that it was the worst time in my life. However, I did not make Youtube videos explaining how I thought about killing myself when I obviously didn’t. He explains in the video description that he was lying through his teeth, for Christ’s sakes. If you would like to pity an actor, please do, but realize that that is what you are doing, nothing more. He’s exaggerating the truth and you’re kissing his ass about how much it sucks to live in a fake world. It’s nothing more than a publicity stunt, and I see it as just that.

Dec 10, 2011 at 07:44PM EST

Commented on Megyn Kelly Essentially

Megyn Kelly? She’s a meme, essentially.
Also, I agree with the comment that she should be sprayed with pepper spray, but i don’t know where it went. Perhaps it’s on the ‘Casual Cop’ page.

Nov 27, 2011 at 07:00PM EST

Commented on Nuder Control

What is this I don’t even…
Huge /b/tard here and I haven’t heard of it. +1 Deadpool or +1 Wait

Nov 27, 2011 at 04:27PM EST

Commented on M9nO8.jpg

Did I ever say how awesome this picture is?

Nov 24, 2011 at 10:07PM EST

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