AssfroTheWanderer

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Many moons had passed since the day that my old landlord was defeated, i was left to care for his estate in his absence, and befriending a person you might know as Skimaskkass. After a while it began to occur to me that, while this was indeed a very sweet setup I had here, there was something lacking, a missing spark; if you will. I still had my gunblade from that fatefull day, and it still lacked a name. Eventually I came to the cunclusion that staying here would slowly become boring as all hell, and the redundancy of living in a castle is unending ( there were candles every 2 feet in that place!! Who the hell needs THAT MANY candles!?!?); I decided I was going to leave the castle behind and travel where ever I pleased.

With that rather roomy abode left behind in the care of my great friend, I set out to have myself one damn fine adventure, strewn with exitement, money; and an odd fight here and there. ( The last statement was more prominent when I was in Tasmania.) One endeavour of Particular note, took place in Valencia. I’d happened upon a very peculiar looking man, he stood approximately five feet and ten inches tall, his skin and long, ponytailed hair hair seemed to resemble that of ivory; his eyes that of an albino. They seemed to stare straight through me. He also had one of the biggest hats I’d ever laid eyes on. As I approached him, I felt a strange feeling of dread, there was almost an aura of malicious intent radiating off of his archaicly dressed figure; he seemed to become less human the closer I came. I noticed a strange armament at the left side of his hip, not unlike what I carried myself. When I questioned him about it, his only answer was that it was merely an “airloom” and that it had been passed down his family line for over thirty generations and that he liked to keep it close. The part about it being passed down for generations seemed to be true, judging from the decorations of the hilt, however, the statement that it was “only an airloom” seemed to be a downright lie, for the hilt showed the obvious smootheness of wear, and the blade exibited various nicks and scratches on the metal; some of them appereared fresh. We happened to be in a tavern at the time, so I invited him to a game of poker, he said he haden’t known what that was, as it was an unfarmilliar game to where he came from. I asked him if he was willing to learn to play, he seemed indifferent to the question as he answered, “My time is infinite upon this world, and I have no other priorities at the moment. Very well.” In a low, hollow voice. He seemed to be a quick study, the entire time I’d taught him to play, he’d just watched my actions with a smile at the corner of his mouth; his crimson eyes never blinked more than once over the course of ten minutes. The strange look of knowing mirth, as though a trap was slowly closing over prey, never left his visage as we delt cards and called one another’s bluffs as they surfaced, like shooting clay pidgeons just as they reach the top of their arc.

After a few hours, the man’s eyes narrowed, and his look twisted into a look of dismay, as it appeared he was out of money. He seemed to genuinely enjoy the game, so I chose this moment to inform him that collateral was an acceptable form of currency in poker; a dark, feral grin split from the lower part of his face, almost stretching ear-to-ear. “That changes everything.” His voice still had the same hollowness to it, only this time, more depth to it. “I wager my pistol blade, worth a small fortune.” he said, never losing his grin as he unsheathed the blade and placed it noiselessly on the table. The words “small fortune” rang louder in my ears than any he’d said before now. “I’ve not enough money or any object on me that could even hope to go against that in terms of value!” My dumbfoundedness must have shown, for his grin stretched even wider; almost letting out a laugh, the man said said “Oh, but you do. You just haven’t found it yet.” The crimson in his eyes seemed to grow brighter as he angled his gaze lower, towards my heart. The aura he let off seemed to grow noticeably stronger as he did so. The frequency of his blinking even still did not elevate. As our game drew to a close, I’d won only by one card. We both had a flush, exactly identacle cards, only that his hand had a six; mine a seven. He still sat at the table as the man pushed the blade further towards me, and I picked it up by the pommel, and just before I stowed it in a cloth sheath,I glanced at the underside of the gaurd. “Nirvana” was written there, indicating a name. It’s pistol barrel located on the gaurd, protruded from underneath the cloth. Even as I did so, he still looked at me with the same mirthful smile he had kept up until the end. Before walking away, I asked him what his name was, for I’d forgotten to ask earlier; his answer was “de Leon”. I had bid him farewell and hope that we meet again, just as I was turning around, “We will.” the man said “We will.” He still sat unmoving, still and steady as a statue.

As I paced towards the front doors of the tavern, I’d gotten the urge to look back one last time. I turned and stared in disbelief, as the table we played on seemed to be empty, and de Leon nowhere to be seen. I left the tavern with mixed feelings and confused thoughts, as I did so, there seemed to be an ominous feel on the air; and a shadow at the corner of my eye.

Current Track: Megaman X; Maverick Hunter X: Enter Zero





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Skimaskkass
Skimaskkass

Jan 08, 2012 at 10:12PM EST0

Horseraddishdashofthesandsoftime is what I thought of when I heard your music.

Eventful Eagle
Eventful Eagle

Nov 21, 2011 at 06:58PM EST0

For whatever reason, I can’t add you as a steam friend. I’m Vengeful Eagle.

Verbose
Verbose

Nov 15, 2011 at 12:22AM EST+2

They say you make long posts…

Challenge Accepted

Patrick
Patrick

Nov 14, 2011 at 12:21AM EST0

The DJ… We must find them, and kill them.

Oh, and if it makes you feel any better, we have (at least) four radio stations already playing NOTHING BUT CHRISTMAS MUSIC.

Eventful Eagle
Eventful Eagle

Nov 12, 2011 at 08:02PM EST+1

This is the single most awesome thing ever. I’m not even kidding. They lied when they said MLP was the best thing ever. It’s this. So why are you wasting your time reading this? Start watching!

Natsuru Springfield
Natsuru Springfield

Nov 11, 2011 at 01:33PM EST0

Probably. It may get rebooted… again… by the same person… I hope not.

I will probably wright a diffrent kind of continue the story soon to save the forum from this war stupidity.

Natsuru Springfield
Natsuru Springfield

Nov 09, 2011 at 02:16PM EST0

Lol, don’t worry, im not the type to tl;dr. (Quite a bit of brilliant wrighting you have also.)

As for the Magic part… I touch into the Dark Arts myself. xD Though I focus more on Fire, Light, and Thunder Magic.

AssfroTheWanderer
AssfroTheWanderer

Nov 08, 2011 at 09:08PM EST0

Strange, those two sound clips go together really well. Almost as if they were meant to co-incide

Patrick
Patrick

Nov 08, 2011 at 08:00PM EST0

THAT NEW AVATAR! IT’S SO… SO…
HNNNNNNNNNNNNGH!

Eventful Eagle
Eventful Eagle

Nov 08, 2011 at 07:38PM EST0

http://youtu.be/Y8uXgIO4dFo
http://youtu.be/uiwnP23GV_8
watch these in order. trust me it’s awesome.

AssfroTheWanderer
AssfroTheWanderer

Nov 06, 2011 at 04:31PM EST0

It seems that I’ve been granted the title “Lurker”. Am I proud? Not really. Is it true? Hell yes. I think this calls for a comemerative picture:

Hmmm…he seems a bit pissed. The idea that I should be hiding behind something is slowly creeping in to my head right now.

AssfroTheWanderer
AssfroTheWanderer

Nov 05, 2011 at 07:09PM EDT0

Changed the music again, I did. However, this is so badass, I’m stickin’ with it.

Skimaskkass
Skimaskkass

Nov 02, 2011 at 11:46PM EDT0

Yeash Assfro, what ur deal? (LOL REFERENCES LOL)
But really you should add that guy :P

WONDERING
-SMK

AssfroTheWanderer
AssfroTheWanderer

Nov 02, 2011 at 12:25AM EDT0

Well, thank you kindly; good sir! I’ve been dead for a while now, but methinks I shall return to my old KYM ways, so I plan to see you around the site, good day; and good fortune!

Captain Scootaloo the Slowpoke
Captain Scootaloo the Slowpoke

Oct 23, 2011 at 07:37AM EDT0

Hello Assfro! Sorry for the late reply, i’ve been busy saving the planet from robots and aliens.
After reading your bio i came to the conclusion that you’re a pretty epic guy, stay classy my friend!

Eventful Eagle
Eventful Eagle

Oct 07, 2011 at 09:15PM EDT+1

I writing this while I download TF2. Time to celebrate with suudzu!

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