Location: New Zealand / Middle Earth. There are orcs and sheep EVERYWHERE.

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(Comprehensive description of myself
under construction; WATCH THIS SPACE.)
My easy, simple, three step guide to avoiding MLP,
ponies, bronies, furries, trolls, avatards, rabid fans, rage faces, Reddit,
9gag, overused memes, cancer and relevant paraphernalia.

STEP 1. – Get off the fucking internet and read a big, heavy book.
STEP 2. – Find topics that interest you and have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with internet/popular culture.
Seriously. I have scoured the following sites for anything, I can count the number of image macros I saw on one hand.
STEP 3.- Select a hobby that takes you as far away from internet society as possible and act on it in meet-space,
as opposed to discussing it online;my two favorite hobbies are physical recreation (Embed 1) and animal companionship (Embed 2).

Now you’re ready to go the distance! Make me proud!

Recent Activity

Commented on a1f.png

“I’m gonna be a one man yaoi apocalypse…”

Jul 23, 2014 at 06:11PM EDT

Commented on ATACpilot112's wall

Fun fact; In addition to being a vegetarian, Hitler’s regime was startlingly considerate of “animal welfare and outlawed animal testing”: and he even “had a program to resurrect the aurochs”: a species of wild european bull that went extinct in Europe.

Jun 19, 2014 at 06:44PM EDT

Commented on f89.png

Well, not quite. It is an archosaur, the clade that encompasses all dinosaurs, pterosaurs, and rauisuchians (which include crocodilians). However, taxonomically speaking, while the crocs are very closely related to dinosaurs, birds literally are dinosaurs. Which is neato.

Jun 18, 2014 at 06:24PM EDT

Commented on Assassin's Creed

For what it’s worth, I enjoyed Liberation and Freedom Cry more than ACIII and Black Flag (Liberating slaves while blowing people away with an 18th century shotgun is amazing, okay?). But really, I think I speak for everyone when I say we just want a good fucking game.

Jun 12, 2014 at 05:18PM EDT

Commented on e32.png

There seems to be some confusion over the first lady in the picture. This screencap should explain it.

(Special thanks to ThatOtherGuy80 for posting it in the gallery as a response.)

Jun 09, 2014 at 06:28PM EDT

Uploaded an image to Tumblr.

Jun 08, 2014 at 07:08AM EDT

Commented on Atomic Breath

Reptilian bipeds know how to put a motherfucker in the ground. It was like King Kongs jawbreaker but even more metal.

May 18, 2014 at 06:07PM EDT

Commented on Atomic Breath

I thought it was kind of like a sensitivity to electromagnetism or something like that.

May 18, 2014 at 06:04PM EDT

Commented on 261.gif

I’ve got that exact helmet in looking at me right now.

Apr 19, 2014 at 02:56AM EDT

Commented on 01f.jpg

I’m just more upset by damaged Senketsu.

Apr 07, 2014 at 06:54AM EDT

Commented on b84.png

Bisexual Mako is probably my favourite fanon.

Apr 05, 2014 at 08:17AM EDT

Commented on Shinra Kotetsu Final Form

Can we all just agree that Rule63 Ragyo played by Tim Curry would literally be the most horrifying thing ever? Those “purification” scenes would feel even more violating.

Mar 30, 2014 at 03:12PM EDT

Commented on d21.jpg

You just had to go and make Ragyo even MORE horrifyingly rapey, didn’t you?

Mar 30, 2014 at 03:08PM EDT

Commented on 86e.gif

It evolved that way so it could deliver sperm to others of it’s species who were attached to rocks further away, so I suppose it could.

Mar 29, 2014 at 06:52AM EDT

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