Location: New Zealand / Middle Earth. There are orcs and sheep EVERYWHERE.

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(Comprehensive description of myself
under construction; WATCH THIS SPACE.)
My easy, simple, three step guide to avoiding MLP,
ponies, bronies, furries, trolls, avatards, rabid fans, rage faces, Reddit,
9gag, overused memes, cancer and relevant paraphernalia.

STEP 1. – Get off the fucking internet and read a big, heavy book.
STEP 2. – Find topics that interest you and have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with internet/popular culture.
Seriously. I have scoured the following sites for anything, I can count the number of image macros I saw on one hand.
STEP 3.- Select a hobby that takes you as far away from internet society as possible and act on it in meet-space,
as opposed to discussing it online;my two favorite hobbies are physical recreation (Embed 1) and animal companionship (Embed 2).

Now you’re ready to go the distance! Make me proud!

Recent Activity

Commented on 261.gif

I’ve got that exact helmet in looking at me right now.

Apr 19, 2014 at 02:56AM EDT

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I’m just more upset by damaged Senketsu.

Apr 07, 2014 at 06:54AM EDT

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Bisexual Mako is probably my favourite fanon.

Apr 05, 2014 at 08:17AM EDT

Commented on Shinra Kotetsu Final Form

Can we all just agree that Rule63 Ragyo played by Tim Curry would literally be the most horrifying thing ever? Those “purification” scenes would feel even more violating.

Mar 30, 2014 at 03:12PM EDT

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You just had to go and make Ragyo even MORE horrifyingly rapey, didn’t you?

Mar 30, 2014 at 03:08PM EDT

Commented on 86e.gif

It evolved that way so it could deliver sperm to others of it’s species who were attached to rocks further away, so I suppose it could.

Mar 29, 2014 at 06:52AM EDT

Commented on Kill la Kill

Hey, remember when we all thought this was just going to be some generic, shonen anime with pointless fanservice? Those were simpler times…

Mar 28, 2014 at 08:12AM EDT

Uploaded an image to Do It For Her.

Mar 27, 2014 at 07:20PM EDT

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Mr. Krabs will never feel it now…

Mar 25, 2014 at 06:01PM EDT

Commented on 86e.gif

This is just made even better by the fact that this is the animals wang.

Mar 21, 2014 at 07:13AM EDT

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