Location: New Zealand / Middle Earth. There are orcs and sheep EVERYWHERE.
Joined Sep 21, 2011 at 01:51AM EDT
(Comprehensive description of myself
under construction; WATCH THIS SPACE.)
My easy, simple, three step guide to avoiding MLP,
ponies, bronies, furries, trolls, avatards, rabid fans, rage faces, Reddit,
9gag, overused memes, cancer and relevant paraphernalia.
STEP 1. – Get off the fucking internet and read a big, heavy book.
STEP 2. – Find topics that interest you and have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with internet/popular culture.
Seriously. I have scoured the following sites for anything, I can count the number of image macros I saw on one hand.
STEP 3.- Select a hobby that takes you as far away from internet society as possible and act on it in meet-space,
as opposed to discussing it online;my two favorite hobbies are physical recreation (Embed 1) and animal companionship (Embed 2).
Now you’re ready to go the distance! Make me proud!
Trust me, even if did manage to find and download it, I would STILL pay for a ticket; this one is far too valuable to me not to.
I imagine that when he’s beating the snot out of something, his battlecry is MAKOMAKOMAKOMAKOMAKO
I’ve got that exact helmet in looking at me right now.
Uploaded an image to Fedora Shaming.
I’m just more upset by damaged Senketsu.
Bisexual Mako is probably my favourite fanon.
Can we all just agree that Rule63 Ragyo played by Tim Curry would literally be the most horrifying thing ever? Those “purification” scenes would feel even more violating.
You just had to go and make Ragyo even MORE horrifyingly rapey, didn’t you?
It evolved that way so it could deliver sperm to others of it’s species who were attached to rocks further away, so I suppose it could.
“You now get to wear outfits much cuter than I am…”
Oh god, my heart!
PING PONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
It doubles as an alarm clock, and plays Blumenkranz very loudly at set times.
Hey, remember when we all thought this was just going to be some generic, shonen anime with pointless fanservice? Those were simpler times…
Uploaded an image to Do It For Her.
Uploaded an image to Reaction Faces.
Mr. Krabs will never feel it now…
This is just made even better by the fact that this is the animals wang.
Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! NOTHING AT ALL! NOTHING AT ALL!
[INTERNET PARAPHILIA INTENSIFIES]
It’s what I’m into.