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About

Just some random ex-cadet that likes ponies, animu, gun(dam)s and stuff.

Now ded.

Killed by college and IRL friends.


Website
http://fuckyeahwubwub.tumblr.com/

Recent Activity

Commented on GamerGate

Can we also get someone to dress up as Red Saber and take pics with Milo?

Mar 25, 2015 at 10:20PM EDT

Commented on TheBaxterBean Tweet

>Not realizing why I keep saying salt
>Not realizing that salt is the key to the reason for this thred
>Not realizing that political threads are prime targets for this raisin

Mar 22, 2015 at 03:00PM EDT

Commented on #GOPHatesPoorPeople

You know too much.

There’ll be a pizza party van coming to your house shortly. With no cost and any toppings you want.

~Hope to see you soon,
NSA

Mar 21, 2015 at 10:46PM EDT

Commented on TheBaxterBean Tweet

So we should give our money to what are most likely white men and just let a bunch of yazidis, kurds and iraqis die because reasons?

Aren’t conservatives like myself supposed to be the bigoted, privileged ones here?

H-Cl + Na-OH → This thread

Mar 21, 2015 at 10:42PM EDT

Commented on TheBaxterBean Tweet

True, but if we had $1.5 trillion saved, we could give every hobo two mansions.

But where would we get it?

The salt must flow.

Mar 21, 2015 at 12:39PM EDT

Commented on Brianna Wu is friends with a member of the Shorty Awards Nomination Board

No, the one you’re thinking of is Valerie Solanas.

The picture above shows Andrea Dworkin.

And none of them founded the most modern wave of feminism (3rd Wave). Dworkin did help collapse 2nd wave with her less-than-helpful participation in the Feminist Sex Wars and leave the door open for 3rd wavers like bell hooks, and Rebecca Walker who actually realized women can be as big an asshole as men can.

Mar 02, 2015 at 10:46AM EST

Commented on Squirrel Get!

FINE.

NAGATO DID SOMETHING LEWD WITH THE SQUIRREL. SHE ITCHES HER DITCH BY CUDDLING RODENTS. DID IT SO HARD SHE NEEDED TO GET A STITCH ON HER STERN TO MAINTAIN HER PITCH.

SHE IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER SLUT WITH A THING FOR ANIMALS IN THE CUTE-AS-HELL NICHE.

WHEN THE US NAVY BUSTED A NUCLEAR NUT WITH THE FORCE OF TWENTY-ONE KILOTONS ALL OVER HER FACE TWICE, SHE PROBABLY CAME SO HARD LIKE A BITCH THAT SOME THIRTY-OLD VIRGIN IN US NAVY COULD NO LONGER DIE AND BECOME A LICH.

I’M RUNNING OUT OF WORD THAT RHYME WITH ITCH AND MY CAPS LOCK IS IN THE HOSPITAL SO I’M ENDING THIS TIRADE. SANDWICH

Feb 28, 2015 at 10:49PM EST

Commented on GamerGate

I’m pretty sure if someone tried hard enough, they could find a historical account of Greek soldiers holding their spears and/or swords in a phallic position.

Feb 04, 2015 at 12:43PM EST

Commented on Super Bowl XLIX

This was the most nonsensical Super Bowl ever.

Katy Perry rode Voltron, Butler the Trip Kid caught a golden snitch, some kid would have run it with Lynch but he died instead, somebody made commercials #likeagirl, anti-gravity spell by Kearse, Matthews became Wilson-throw bait, and the Deflatriots won.

Feb 01, 2015 at 10:46PM EST

Commented on 279.jpg

That’s a Spanish Dancer sea slug, you cumsluts. They swim using highly modified feet.

I tried to find the origin of this gif in order to make you all feel like the retards you are but all I got was a Korean website that said it looked like sea vagina as well.

정말이야?

Jan 28, 2015 at 10:58AM EST

Commented on a4a.gif

Nice ship there.
It’d be a shame if something were to…

HAPPEN to it.

Jan 15, 2015 at 04:23PM EST

Commented on Nagato trying to play it cool

Generally it is true.

However, outliers exist.

Ex: Ryuujou
Standard Displacement: 8,000 tons
Normal Displacement: 10,150 tons
Breast Displacement: Landing Strip

Jan 15, 2015 at 03:38PM EST

Commented on 2fa.jpg

Poland had a docile bear once but said bear didn’t buy fish, he did something better.

During WW2, many Polish soldiers-in-exile joined the British Army rather than side with the Soviets (with whom relations were terrible). The British, trying to overcome the language barrier, subsequently organized many of these foreign soldiers into their own units within the British Army. One of these units, Polish II Corps, got stationed in Persia (modern day Iran). During their stay in Persia, somehow the 22nd Artillery Supply Company of this unit had adopted & raised a bear cub that they named Wojtek.

Normally, pets aren’t allowed in active units, but again the Poles managed to get Wojtek registered as a private within their unit.

Not only had the 22nd snuck a bear past their British commanders but they had also taught Wojtek to pick up and carry artillery shells as well as salute. In defiance of the adage “war is serious,” the 22nd actually brought Wojtek with them on combat deployment in Italy and had him perform his ordinance-bearing duties during the battle of Monte Cassino.

So step up Nippon-senpai. Y’all got a flightless bird getting you the other white meat from the market to cram in your faceholes while the Poles had a mother-freakin’ bear getting them big ass slugs of explosives to cram into the Fascists’ faceholes.

Jan 04, 2015 at 06:59PM EST

Commented on 9a8.png

Novice bald naked.

So I’m Danny DeVito trying to hide in a couch from chasing guards?

Jan 01, 2015 at 12:50PM EST

Commented on Robbaz

Twas not a mistake.

Twas destiny!

Dec 29, 2014 at 01:51PM EST

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