Location: Danvers State Hospital

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A young man ain’t got nothin’ in the world these days. But you know, in the old days, when a young man was a strong man… all the people’d step back, when a young man walked by.

But nowadays when you’re a young man, you ain’t got nothin’ in the world. Ain’t got sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet fuck-all.


Recent Activity

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I like how he times his peek with her blinking on the picosecond level. Makes me feel a little more normal for doing the same…

Dec 19, 2014 at 02:20PM EST

Commented on The Worst Bring-Your-Kid-to-Work Day Ever

This was the day before the kid’s birthday. The next day, he’ll wish for his daddy not to be able to tell a lie for a whole day, and all kinds of crazy shenanigans will occur.

Hey, that’s not a bad idea for a movie right there!

Apr 24, 2014 at 10:42PM EDT

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He has two extra arms inside his beard and still struggles to write consistently. Sad.

Apr 15, 2014 at 04:15PM EDT

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Ilyn Payne probably won’t be around for much longer anyway :/

Apr 15, 2014 at 04:08PM EDT

Commented on Nancy Grace

Haha, didn’t even notice that! Been hanging around IMDb too long there, I guess. “beep” is just so… undignified, you know.

Apr 13, 2014 at 11:59AM EDT

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Jesus Christ, they’re minerals!

Jan 21, 2014 at 11:59PM EST

Commented on Beyonce's Illuminati Sign

Everybody knows the Illuminati is a nonexistent lie perpetuated by the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo to throw people off the scent.

Dec 11, 2013 at 02:58PM EST

Commented on Brian's funeral

Thought for a minute they were implying Family Guy is set in the same universe as EarthBound.

Nov 30, 2013 at 04:12PM EST

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GRANDMA PANTY SHOT! ERROR! ABANDONSHIP#¤"#¤"#¤%U"#)=¤(“=#)¤(=!)”(#!“#%312543453242134”3

Nov 20, 2013 at 08:47PM EST

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Someone’s obviously starting out on the “Torture Cellar” theme challenge.

Nov 08, 2013 at 05:51PM EST

Commented on ddc.jpg

Okay… I was not fucking prepared for that. Anybody got a towel?

Nov 08, 2013 at 11:45AM EST

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My brain keeps thinking the reply button is a delete button.

Aug 30, 2013 at 09:26AM EDT

Commented on Miley Cyrus

Finally, we now have incorrigible proof of the dangers of utilizing cow parts in plastic surgery operations.

Aug 27, 2013 at 08:51AM EDT

Commented on 035.gif

So Rihanna sent her wax figure to the show in her place? Why didn’t I think of that in school?

Aug 26, 2013 at 09:25PM EDT

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Search term was “Freedom”, by the way.

Aug 11, 2013 at 01:30PM EDT

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Actually, my butt isn’t hurt at all since I’m not the guy who let fanon people and Nintendo dudes who don’t know what the hell they’re doing stick their dick up my ass.

Jul 02, 2013 at 06:59AM EDT

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