Berry Punch


Location: Ponyville

Joined Aug 28, 2011 at 12:55PM EDT



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I’m back…


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Nov 20, 2011 at 07:09PM EST

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Nov 18, 2011 at 10:28PM EST

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Me and Pokey:
I can’t remember if I put this in my last post but let me restate. Pokey came to the bar (it was actually a bar in a club) all the time, trying to get me to like him. Sadly it succeeded. I convinced me to love him and have a “meaningful” (now meaningless) relationship. One time he just forgot and got me pregnant. I got really, and I mean really sick, we originally thought I was going to die. When her found out about the foal, he ran like a coward. There are rumors he went to live with the Diamond Dogs (he worked with Rarity and knew here gem spell.) He came back several years later, can’t find work (like and ex-con from your world).
I’ll tell you about why I kept Ruby later (I wasn’t so happy about having a foal at the time.) Just remind me.

Nov 17, 2011 at 11:33PM EST

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Nov 16, 2011 at 11:13PM EST

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ime for a little more.
As I said, my mother died giving birth to my sister and I. My dad, understandable, could not function normally after this. He took to drinking, beer was his favorite. He still had a job, paid the rent, got us food, kept us from dying (barely sometimes). My sister and I only sometimes went to public school. Mostly as younger fillies we just sat around the house and talked and played.We taught ourselves a lot under the circumstances, enough for us to survive with other ponies and for us to get decent jobs. Once we got our cutie marks (at a similar time) ((I’ll have to tell you guys that story too!)) We went and lived on our own. It was just too hectic at home.
We lived together for a good few years, Cheeri teaching and myself bartending (who would have guessed!?!). About that time we started to demonstrate the more interesting parts of our personalities. Cheeri was a fillyfooler and I was just a drunk bisexual nympho.
More probably tomorrow, Colgy’s calling me to bed now. Love you all! ASK QUESTIONS!

Nov 16, 2011 at 12:04AM EST

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So I’ll progressively post a little about myself, to help all you understand why I’m like who I am and do what I do.
First the basics:
Dad: sad drunk, left my sister and I alone most of the time
Mom: died giving birth to Cheerilee and myself
Sister: Cheerilee, my twin
Daughter: Ruby Pinch (I’m not good at filling out birth certificates dunk) my one and only daughter
Fillyfriend: Colgate, just got back from teaching new dentist ponies
Ruby’s dad: Pokey Pierce (I think I’ve decided on snapping off his horn and shoving it up his ass :3)
More to come soon
You need to know that I sometimes lie when I’m drunk, I’m not drunk now though.
Feel free to ask questions!

Nov 15, 2011 at 11:28PM EST

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I miss you, please come over some time. <3

Nov 05, 2011 at 03:46PM EDT

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I will stare into your soul, nao… brb

Nov 03, 2011 at 11:44PM EDT

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Oct 29, 2011 at 07:07PM EDT

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Oct 28, 2011 at 11:26PM EDT

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Oct 27, 2011 at 08:19PM EDT

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Why do you need a stethoscope to be a dentist? I’ll never figure out these things, along with how magnets work.

Oct 23, 2011 at 09:52PM EDT

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You know my bio already. Drunk, pony, likes Colgate… you get the picture…

Oct 19, 2011 at 09:44PM EDT

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Oct 19, 2011 at 09:42PM EDT

Commented on Not Nathan's wall

Hi Nath, you ever get that mega milk of me? You should bring it to my house, tonight, at midnight. With hoofcuffs.

Oct 16, 2011 at 11:15PM EDT

Commented on Romana's wall

You’re so sweet! (Minty actually.)

Oct 16, 2011 at 10:57PM EDT

Commented on badsitrep's wall

How was your 20 hour long molestation last night?

Oct 16, 2011 at 10:01PM EDT

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Oct 16, 2011 at 07:15PM EDT

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