biotic zombie

Yo, yo check it I’m ‘bout to spit somethin’ stupid, you feel? Spaghetti, I eat that. Treats, I burst into them. Phone, I don’t even know who was. But I’m bout to show you ’cause, Bang, Pow, yo girlfriend looks like a cow, By the time I’m done here, you’ll be saying wow I might fuck on the first date, but Phone, you just mah jailbait. …But I’m not a rapper.

Hi Katie ._.

That insight was, just necessary and not at all pointless.

I remember thinking the Wii’s version was too complicated to be really fun, imo, but I should replay it. Loved the DS’s, but Double Dash being my favorite MK, also makes it my favorite Rainbow Road.

I’ve never taken any drugs in my whole life, But yeah, legalize weed and whatnot, srsly.

I prayed once and it was awful.

>fleshlight >not using cheeto dust as a lubricant Nobody will relate to the video.

Zombie party

you a giraffe.

Zombie party.

no trollking.

I’m 16 years old, what about you guys? (Just so you know, I’m legal in England/Wales.)

i’m going to be different. ._.

I don’t understand why people have to include an image in every single post.

Promiscuous girl…you’re teasing me. You know what I want, and I got what you need.

Eh.

@RussianFedora Neat. @Silver Chariot If you don’t know how to thread, your state’s public education system sucks. I think. @Dr. Coolface If I even begin trying to answer that, I’ll lose. @Ric Tesla I hope not. @Philip J. Fry <3

Sup.

>2012 >thinking there’s not a single person on this planet and their mother who don’t know ’bout memes ’

Nice.