Bird Bath

My vajyna just exploded like the Hindenburg. Oh, the humanity.

Hawaii is Kawaii.

Can a tech-savvy blogger please help me??? I signed up for Google AdWords and AdSense about a month ago. My AdSense account is still “active” but the day after I made my first payment on AdWords Google informed me that my account was suspended and the AdWords site said that it was because they couldn’t verify my billing information (this email isn’t JUST about Google programs so please read on… ). So I called AdWords and was given a run-around about 10 times. I would call and ask what the problem was, I...

My daughter watches this crap. Yech.

Because it tickled my fancy.

I said that there’s a pic of me on my old blog, in the banner. It’s pretty big and it’s the first thing you see. travatalkssmack.wordpress.com Oh and I didn’t answer 42 because I’m not as hardcore of a dork as some of you. I mean that in the awesomest most badass way possible.

I made it just for u!! :D

pees on all the sammiches

Thanks! I’m aware of this rule and have found it to be more of a guideline to keep us females confined between gagsluts and bangbros and out of more fun, creative venues where our thoughts and creations can be enjoyed on par with those of submittors who have penises… but here I go being all feminazi and stuff, silly me! giggle! Let me get back in the kitchen so I can make all you boys some nice sammiches! :D

Thanks brah.

Abooouuuutttt…..?

No, but I’m familiar with the meme, pics, videos and funny inside jokes. I have no particular disposition one way or the other regarding MLP or Bronies, but I do find them erotical.

We are a rare, sexy breed.

Banned because Xhibit thinks it’s racist, but it’s not.

2 trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.

A picture of what? theres a banner with a pic of me on my old blog. I am not so vain that I keep a selection of self-portraits on my PC at work. travatalkssmack.wordpress.com

WHen I was 2 I was on a powerwheels and crashed into a wall, splitting my lip. I had a broken nose and stitches over my mouth, so I had to eat through a straw for a few days. Relatively minor – no broken bones! yet! knock on bones

1. How did u come up with ur username: It’s an inside joke, like everything else. 2. Were you a good stripper?: The best one-legged stripper this side of the Mississippi.

1. Life: To be lived to the fullest and not to be taken too seriously, unless you were born into a shitty situation, like one of those poor little Ethipian kids and there’s like shooting and you have a stump for a leg. Then it’s okay to be serious sometimes. 2. Universe: Requires no answer as the answer would merely stretch into infinite questions made out of matter particles that are heavier than matter divided by mass so that it would cause a contusion in the worm hole. 3. Everything: The answer to...