Blue Screen (of Death)
Sr. Forum Moderator
Location: New Zealand
Joined Nov 08, 2011 at 08:42AM EST
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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!? Please post on my wall and introduce yourself. If I don’t really know you or talk to you, I will not friend you. If you are still just embarrassingly sitting in my follow list then it is because I have no idea who you are and I find it awkward. If you seek to change that then socialize!
The error of terror…The fatal exception of deception…
No spambot survives
Some guy who codes websites and drinks excessively
TF2, Starcraft 2 and Borderlands 2. Find me on Steam, same name there as here. But 90’s gaming will always live on in my heart
Ponies and Homestuck. If you hate those, too bad. But I’m cool with other fandoms too.
Also Carl Sagan is best pony
DnB, Trance, Dubstep and a bit of House. Favorites include BSE, SoM, Pendulum, The Upbeats, Shapeshifter and Seba.
Metal is fine too. Don’t mind Rammstien, Disturbed or System of a Down.
I am a bass addict. No bass, not interested
Sometimes I draw shit. I’m terrible at it.
But hey, at least my pony OC was not drawn with some pony creator program"
I’m a trained PHP web developer. I’m all about the code.
I started the famous trend of themed profiles when I discovered a way to inject my own CSS and Jquery into my profile….but then people abused that and now you can’t do it anymore. Dumbasses
I browse KYM because its a fast way to follow what’s happening in internet culture. Net culture fascinates me and how differently it works compared to every other culture in the world despite being part of every other culture in the world. Plus I like the discussions we have here
I like sci-fi. But not the “UFO blows up New York” crap, I mean real sci-fi such as Star Trek, Stargate, Aliens, Predator…you know all that stuff from before Hollywood ran out of ideas. Then again the internet is pretty much my TV nowadays. The following summarizes my modern TV experience:
Obligatory profile music
Carl Sagan > Lady Gaga > Katy Perry > Miley Cyrus
Shall we crash it?
(Image by Disturbed)
Uploaded an image to his profile.
And yes, tag NSFW ASAP
I was going to crack a joke about Fluttershy’s terrible misjudgement of her own underwear size
But then I saw that this is seriously about rape and it stopped being funny. The next panel better be Fluttershy throat punching those guys.
Fantastic artwork, this guy has skillz
It’s almost as if I’m posting to him right now
Uploaded an image to his profile.
I should tell you…there’s something I always wanted to do with my own clone…
Wait, if you are my opposite, shouldn’t you be drinking blueberry Gatorade instead of Jack Daniels?
1) The mods scrub spam off the ass of the forum every day and we never get thanked for it. We take spam from nobody. 2) Flooding renders whole pages useless. 3) It’s not okay to derail a derailing thread even further. 4) We already had a designated thread for shitposting and didn’t need another
It’s the spam that really did that thread in. I tried to keep the thread alive. But I locked the thread anyway purely because I saw the rows of spam. Purposely killing topics that way is a major dick move
Do not flood threads with row after row of spam, no matter who’s thread it is. It’s behaviour we don’t want encouraged. If you have to get it out of your system, use the shitposting thread.
Besides, I could tell people were trying to kill the thread anyway. Some might be upset by my decision, but I know others wanted it
So apparently there was a massive ass beating that followed the thread I locked when several users tried to take on mods for the closing of this
Then I get emails like this:
“What was wrong with the thread. We were having fun, last time i checked having fun wasnt against the rules.”
Let me share my response to this:
By all means, continue filling threads with countless lines of “Around the world”. Just do it in the shitposting thread.
The fact that we have a shitposting thread in JFF, doesn’t mean spam is now fair game. Instead it means we want to keep the shitposting in one place and not let it infect other threads like the one Sweatie made. It doesn’t matter how serious he really was. It’s Sweatie; we know he never expected his thread to have good posts in the first place. But that’s not an excuse to shit his whole thread up with the following:
I think so, but not easily. I believe it’s cheaper just to keep banning them
For an unpopular opinion, this one gets agreed upon quite often. “Friendzoned” guys exist, but I also believe the Friendzone does not exist. I’m pretty sure that the Friendzone is just an excuse
So two of my best friends are female. We won’t be anything more. But the difference between me and “Friendzoned” guys is that I accept this fact. My friends aren’t into me and I respect that. This is nobodies fault. I don’t go around acting like it’s their fault they aren’t falling madly in love, or it that it’s all societies fault at large.
It’s not because of a bullshit rule in society that prevents friends from having sex (fuck-buddies prove otherwise), it’s because they simply have taste in other guys. So I moved on and looked for other girls rather than whined about the ones that would rather “be friends”
Friendzone guys don’t do this. They instead pretend that all girls wanna bang them anytime and that it’s only some “don’t fuck friends” rule in society that gets in between their genitals. This is not how it works
Guys CAN just be friends with girls and theres nothing wrong with leaving it that way. You don’t have to be fucking a girl to have a good relationship with her. But if your goal is getting laid, just being a friend isn’t going to drop panties anytime soon. You have to take more initiative than that. And if that still doesn’t work, realise that if she isn’t into you, then she isn’t into you and move on.
Hey you know that really dangerous compound called oxygen? Yea, the one that the Andromeda convention banned from intergalactic chemical warfare? They breath that
They’re so frightening that they even frighten each other, then they make up horror stories to frighten themselves some more.
Their younglings constantly simulate war scenario’s on digital devices in preparation to brutal destroy anyone that comes near their planet
And don’t forget, THEY EAT EVERYTHING
I was gonna say this too
Looks like another mod nailed it before I got there. But he keeps coming back no matter how many times we ban anyway
That dude is using more sophisticated spam software that spoofs the IP. Not a lot of ways to stop it.
Replace “Asleep” with “Awake” and this would be pretty much how KYM Pony General operates