Brave Sir Robin

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Location: Camelot and all over Great Britain

Joined Jan 25, 2010 at 12:12PM EST


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About

“Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his penis--

That’s… that’s enough music for now lads…"


Brave Sir Robin's Forum Posts

Bad plot synopses

Watchmen – Doctor Manhattan and Ozymandias set up us the bomb. K-K-K-K-KILLING SPREE! Boondock Saints – Two guys pissed off at both Russians and Italians and decide to kill off a bunch of them. Hilarity and senior citizen rage ensue. All Saints Day – Same exact plot; substitute Russians for Chinese. American Psycho – You like Huey Lewis and the News?

Steam Sale - Your Thoughts?

As most of you were probably aware of (or just became aware of), the annual Steam sale that has been going on for the past two weeks is coming to a close. Many great deals occurred during this two week period (Deus Ex, the F.E.A.R. series, TF2 [finally got it], Hitman series, Half-life series, etc.) and I must say that I personally was impressed with the amount of awesome games that went on sale (and how much they went on sale for; most of them were around 60-90% off). Right now, the last day of the sale...

Nazis or desu?

“…and I for one welcome our new Desu overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.” Disclaimer – I’m all for Nazis, but Desu clearly wins. Desu.

Happy new year!

From your friendly neighborhood knight here at KYM, I wish everyone a Happy New Year and an amazing year ahead! Now would you all kindly get out of my bed? I’m trying to sleep here!

Back on the Internets

Oh hai, guise! I is back! I took a brief break from KYM (and most of the Internet) for a while, mostly because of my work schedule (moved into a new office), my band playing a few shows, and life in general. Apart from the website upgrade (still getting used to it), what/who did I miss?

New Batman Movie Title!

@Butterin – Nothing on the Internets yet about DDL, although that would make me jizz in my pants if they did. Just the thought of that (and all these other pictures in this thread)… DAMN IT!

so im new in town

Karma does absolutely nothing (ask Sweatie Killer about it) More or less, it just lets you know if anything you contribute on the forums is liked or not. Typically, funny posts will get you more Karma. If your username is Mellow, Jamie Dubs, or Chris Menning, well… Suddenly Karma! Thousands of them!

so im new in town

Welcome aboard, Levi! You should take some time and read the rules and FAQ about this site and posting on the forums. There is also a thread for newbies that you should check out, as well. As far as changing your title, start making useful contributions to meme entries/forum threads and you can be as powerful as the Emperor itself.

New Batman Movie Title!

I believe Catwoman is very possible (they were having casting calls for it, or so the rumor goes), but if she is in this movie, I believe she will play the “heroic villain” (fights both Batman and whoever the main villain is towards the climax of the plot). Personally, I would love to see Scarecrow (played by Cillian Murphy) come back as a sub-villain. As far as a main villain, my money was on the Riddler, but I’m not so sure anymore. All I know is Joseph Gordon-Levitt better be in this one somehow. Edit...

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