Brave Sir Robin

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Location: Camelot and all over Great Britain

Joined Jan 25, 2010 at 12:12PM EST


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“Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his penis--

That’s… that’s enough music for now lads…"


Brave Sir Robin's Forum Posts

KYM Smash Brothers Character Selection

My new items: 1) Cat (A Cat is Fine, too) – can be thrown at opponent; if cat hits opponent, multiple pedophiles come out and rape targeted player. 2) CandleJack Doll (Candlejack) – can be thrown anywhere (like a pokeball); once activated, stays in background until someone says Candlejack and is taken aw- 3) Hypnotoad (Hypnotoad) – can be thrown anywhere (like a pokeball); once activated, any players caught staring in its direction will be hypnotized and become stunned for a few moments while saying the...

Explain this to me...

@Jostin – Abra did get it right (hence my comment underneath the embedded vid). I found it randomly while browsing around the Fark forums. @wolleM – Giggity?

A Tribute to Jim Henson

I don’t know about everyone else, but when I was growing up, I used to love watching the Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, Sesame Street, and movies such as “The Muppets Take Manhattan” and the classic David Bowie movie “Labyrinth.” So who do we have to thank for pioneering such awesome moments in my childhood growing up? Jim Henson! As the creator of the Muppets, he has gone on to create shows that would capture the imagination of kids, adults, and mental patients everywhere. He is a legend in the world of...

Sweatie Killer

Toasting in epic bread? Good jorb, Obvious Sweat Stain. May we all bask in the inspiration you have inspired in the Surgeon.

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