Brave Sir Robin

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Location: Camelot and all over Great Britain

Joined Jan 25, 2010 at 12:12PM EST


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About

“Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his penis--

That’s… that’s enough music for now lads…"


Brave Sir Robin's Forum Posts

gears of whores

Gears of Awesome pretty much summed up the last game really well. The question about this game remains – has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

How does this make you feel?

♪ I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay. And I pity any girl who isn’t me today. (la la la la la, la la, la la la) I feel charming, oh so charming. It’s alarming how charming I feel! And so pretty That I hardly can believe it’s real. (la la la la la, la la, la la la) See that pretty girl in the mirror there? (What mirror? Where?) Who can that attractive girl be? (Who could that be?) Such a pretty face, Such a pretty face, Such a pretty face, Such a pretty face! ♪

How to make my post on KYM Forums without a low karma?

It would seem Jason has won in this trolling game. You see, a proper troll requires a few elements in a simple but complex formula: Poor grammar * time/frequency * amount of posts = proper troll So to acknowledge that Jason should “GTFO and DIAF!!1!1eleventy!1” would mean for him to win. Therefore, take the high road, folks, and yell at this cute kitteh instead. Note – This post may or may not be a troll attempt in itself. Proceed with caution.

Some guy yells at cats

I laughed at the first one (Jump, you pussy!), but after that, it just seemed repetitive and like something PETA would get their panties in a bunch about.

Where do you live?

I’ll make a confession – I don’t live in Britain or anywhere near there. In fact, much like Hamilton Turtle, I live in senior-infested-but-sunny Florida (South Florida, to be more specific). I’ll be waiting for Sweatie Killer to come after me…

Just ... no

@The Major – That’s Jaime Pressly and yes, she was on “My Name is Earl.” @topic being discussed – this commercial is bringing up a lot of discussions on the Internets. In particular, check out this forum discussion about the commercial and what some parents think about it.* I have no idea how I ended up on a parenting site like that. Google led me too far into the wabbit hole, it seems.

Pedobear...

I should learn to lurk moar. It seems that a thread in the Meme Research section has this already covered. (D’oh!)

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