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Founding member of K.I.L.L.P.O.N.I.E.S. – we don’t (necessarily) hate ponies, but we will not stand idly by while they crush the life out of the website we love.

My 2012 New Year’s resolution: Let the world know that Milhouse IS a meme! (Done.)

Many users have included music on their pages, and while it seemed it would be rather unoriginal to do so myself, I recently thought, “Well, if I’m considering being unoriginal, why not go all the way?” So, my intention is now to include on this page a new cover song on a roughly weekly basis.

#18 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction ギターウルフ covering The Rolling Stones
#18 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction by Phyllis Diller covering The Rolling Stones
#17 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction by Acid Drinkers covering The Rolling Stones
#16 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction by The Residents covering The Rolling Stones
#15 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction by Otis Redding covering The Rolling Stones
#14 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction by Devo covering The Rolling Stones
#13 It’s Oh So Quiet by Björk covering Betty Hutton
#12: Heartbeats by José González covering The Knife
#11: Kiss by Tom Jones (w/Art of Noise) covering Prince
#10: It’s Not Unusual by The Supremes covering Tom Jones
#9: I Hear a Symphony by The Jackson 5 covering The Supremes
#8: Smooth Criminal by Alien Ant Farm covering Michael Jackson
#7: Landslide by Dixie Chicks covering Fleetwood Mac
#6: Great Balls of Fire by Fleetwood Mac covering Jerry Lee Lewis
#5: What’d I Say by Jerry Lee Lewis covering Ray Charles
#4: Busted by Ray Charles covering Johnny Cash
#3: Hurt by Johnny Cash covering Nine Inch Nails
#2: Dead Souls by Nine Inch Nails covering Joy Division
#1: Higher Ground by Red Hot Chili Peppers covering Stevie Wonder

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Commented on SJWs, allies of North Korea

You know, OP may not have been trying to defend N.K., but rather may have been trying to criticize the U.S., in which case these are actually some semi-valid points.

I still don’t know what “99.9% alphebetization” is supposed to mean, though.

Feb 16, 2015 at 09:43PM EST

Commented on Feminist yogurt

Sorry, but I find this more hilarious than disgusting.

(Not that I’m lining up for a helping, mind you.)

Feb 14, 2015 at 12:12AM EST

Commented on Good thing I stopped reading Cracked a while back!

Yes, as others have said, the article in question was in very good taste and in no way condoned pedophilia. I’m sure Cracked knew they were going to catch shit for making such a controversial article, and decided it was worth it. Props to them.

Here’s a link to the article for those who like to read before judging.

Feb 12, 2015 at 11:23PM EST

Commented on 17d.gif

I can’t speak for the novels, but I recently watched both the first series and the second, and the second was pretty bad.

Jan 23, 2015 at 06:33PM EST

Commented on f9c.gif

It’s not. If you read the notes, it’s clearly NFSW. Big difference.

Jan 23, 2015 at 02:36AM EST

Commented on e86.jpg

I see the hentai, where’s the “quote”?

Never mind, this was obviously too hilarious not to post somewhere.

Jan 16, 2015 at 09:33PM EST

Commented on Brucker's wall

No, what would give you such an idea?

Jan 12, 2015 at 10:28PM EST

Commented on Endless Eight / Kyon-kun Denwa!

Just watched the whole thing yesterday. I can’t imagine the rage of fans watching the darn thing week after week for two months.

Jan 12, 2015 at 02:51PM EST

Commented on f27.png

Totally done this; at least… Early in my marriage, my wife was into beading. One day she said, “I wish we had a program for creating beading patterns.” I said, “It’s MS Excel!”

Jan 07, 2015 at 04:55PM EST

Commented on e07.png

What’s even weirder is that in many species (if not all, I don’t know) the head falls off when it turns into a chrysalis.

Jan 01, 2015 at 11:46PM EST

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Jan 01, 2015 at 05:30PM EST

Commented on Brucker's wall

Ah, well happy birthday to you, then.

Nov 29, 2014 at 01:56PM EST

Commented on The Koolaid Point

I’ve heard the term dozens of times and never on the Internet (until now).

Oct 29, 2014 at 12:53AM EDT

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