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Founding member of K.I.L.L.P.O.N.I.E.S. – we don’t (necessarily) hate ponies, but we will not stand idly by while they crush the life out of the website we love.

My 2012 New Year’s resolution: Let the world know that Milhouse IS a meme! (Done.)

Many users have included music on their pages, and while it seemed it would be rather unoriginal to do so myself, I recently thought, “Well, if I’m considering being unoriginal, why not go all the way?” So, my intention is now to include on this page a new cover song on a roughly weekly basis.

#18 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction ギターウルフ covering The Rolling Stones
#18 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction by Phyllis Diller covering The Rolling Stones
#17 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction by Acid Drinkers covering The Rolling Stones
#16 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction by The Residents covering The Rolling Stones
#15 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction by Otis Redding covering The Rolling Stones
#14 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction by Devo covering The Rolling Stones
#13 It’s Oh So Quiet by Björk covering Betty Hutton
#12: Heartbeats by José González covering The Knife
#11: Kiss by Tom Jones (w/Art of Noise) covering Prince
#10: It’s Not Unusual by The Supremes covering Tom Jones
#9: I Hear a Symphony by The Jackson 5 covering The Supremes
#8: Smooth Criminal by Alien Ant Farm covering Michael Jackson
#7: Landslide by Dixie Chicks covering Fleetwood Mac
#6: Great Balls of Fire by Fleetwood Mac covering Jerry Lee Lewis
#5: What’d I Say by Jerry Lee Lewis covering Ray Charles
#4: Busted by Ray Charles covering Johnny Cash
#3: Hurt by Johnny Cash covering Nine Inch Nails
#2: Dead Souls by Nine Inch Nails covering Joy Division
#1: Higher Ground by Red Hot Chili Peppers covering Stevie Wonder

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Commented on 9c4.png

Am I the only one who experienced the opposite? When I was in 5th grade, this kid was chewing gum, and the teacher said, “Did you bring enough for everyone?” He said, “I sure did!” and pulled out a crate of gum.

We had a gum party that day.

Jul 21, 2014 at 05:57PM EDT

Commented on Brucker's wall

I’ve thought about it, and even made a half-assed attempt at one point. The problem is that it takes a lot of effort to put the thing together, and the last time I did it I was working a part-time job and not going to school; now I’m in school and looking for work and I feel like my free time should be taken up with job searching.

It’s within the realm of possibility that I’d do it again, but I’d have to feel pretty motivated and have some big chunks of free time.

Jul 20, 2014 at 04:09PM EDT

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Jul 19, 2014 at 10:32PM EDT

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I don’t believe in forcing beliefs on others, mainly because I don’t think it’s possible to really do that.

Jul 12, 2014 at 02:06PM EDT

Commented on 788.png

Must be one of those cunning linguists.

Jul 12, 2014 at 12:43AM EDT

Commented on 8a7.jpg

Might be; with 8,500 images in the gallery, who can tell?

Jul 09, 2014 at 11:54AM EDT

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Jul 09, 2014 at 12:10AM EDT

Commented on 788.png

I’m a fundamentalist Christian, and this busted me up good!

Jul 08, 2014 at 01:14AM EDT

Commented on Tea

I’ve been told by an Englishwoman that you have to use boiling water, nothing less will do. Steep for four minutes before drinking.

Jul 03, 2014 at 02:04AM EDT

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This is the best answer ever.

Jul 01, 2014 at 07:35PM EDT

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Especially for those of us who vividly remember the days of dial-up.

Jul 01, 2014 at 07:29PM EDT

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Jul 01, 2014 at 01:44AM EDT

Commented on Tubgirl

While this is rather well-written for what it is, I don’t think we need more coverage of tubgirl beyond the brief mention she’s given in the Shock Sites entry. For now, I’m going to move it to being a sub-entry, but my vote is +1 deadpool, and I’ll leave it up to the other mods to make a decision.

Jun 28, 2014 at 05:05PM EDT

Commented on d21.png

Yes, including quite a few Christians. I just happen to be one who has.

Jun 23, 2014 at 01:08AM EDT

Commented on d21.png

Deut. 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

And yet Jesus himself was a bastard, wasn’t he? I mean, his parents weren’t married when he was conceived, so…

Jun 21, 2014 at 03:02PM EDT

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Yes, Bradbury has repeatedly said that it’s not about censorship so much as it is about society dumbing itself down.

Jun 19, 2014 at 08:55PM EDT

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Jun 14, 2014 at 11:13PM EDT

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