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Joined Dec 10, 2009 at 04:23PM EST



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Founding member of K.I.L.L.P.O.N.I.E.S. – we don’t (necessarily) hate ponies, but we will not stand idly by while they crush the life out of the website we love.

My 2012 New Year’s resolution: Let the world know that Milhouse IS a meme! (Done.)

Many users have included music on their pages, and while it seemed it would be rather unoriginal to do so myself, I recently thought, “Well, if I’m considering being unoriginal, why not go all the way?” So, my intention is now to include on this page a new cover song on a roughly weekly basis.

#18 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction ギターウルフ covering The Rolling Stones
#18 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction by Phyllis Diller covering The Rolling Stones
#17 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction by Acid Drinkers covering The Rolling Stones
#16 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction by The Residents covering The Rolling Stones
#15 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction by Otis Redding covering The Rolling Stones
#14 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction by Devo covering The Rolling Stones
#13 It’s Oh So Quiet by Björk covering Betty Hutton
#12: Heartbeats by José González covering The Knife
#11: Kiss by Tom Jones (w/Art of Noise) covering Prince
#10: It’s Not Unusual by The Supremes covering Tom Jones
#9: I Hear a Symphony by The Jackson 5 covering The Supremes
#8: Smooth Criminal by Alien Ant Farm covering Michael Jackson
#7: Landslide by Dixie Chicks covering Fleetwood Mac
#6: Great Balls of Fire by Fleetwood Mac covering Jerry Lee Lewis
#5: What’d I Say by Jerry Lee Lewis covering Ray Charles
#4: Busted by Ray Charles covering Johnny Cash
#3: Hurt by Johnny Cash covering Nine Inch Nails
#2: Dead Souls by Nine Inch Nails covering Joy Division
#1: Higher Ground by Red Hot Chili Peppers covering Stevie Wonder

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Commented on Brucker's wall

Ah, well happy birthday to you, then.

Nov 29, 2014 at 01:56PM EST

Commented on The Koolaid Point

I’ve heard the term dozens of times and never on the Internet (until now).

Oct 29, 2014 at 12:53AM EDT

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There’s an old joke that’s one of my favorites that uses this line.

A Mexican goes into a store in the U.S. to buy some socks, but he doesn’t know the English word. The monolingual American salesman keeps picking up various things and showing them to the Mexican until finally he holds up a pair of socks.

“Eso si que es!” shouts the Mexican.

The American says “Well, if you knew how to spell it, why didn’t you?”

Oct 26, 2014 at 08:16PM EDT

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I got diagnosed with depression at about 35. When I got on the right meds, I suddenly realized that I’d been depressed since I was like twelve. I can totally relate to this post; I was like, “Who the fuck am I?”

Oct 04, 2014 at 12:46AM EDT

Edited meme entry Keneth Ojeda.

Sep 15, 2014 at 01:09AM EDT

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Aug 20, 2014 at 02:41AM EDT

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Aug 04, 2014 at 11:34PM EDT

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Jul 28, 2014 at 11:14AM EDT

Commented on kusonpadam's wall

Just a word of warning; if you keep dropping links to your site everywhere you go, you’re going to be identified as a spammer and banned from the site.

Jul 27, 2014 at 10:10PM EDT

Commented on Thurston McQ's wall

I saw your request for editorship of “U Jelly”, but I’m not inclined to give a Brand New Member editorship. Can’t you just upload the comic to the gallery and comment on why you thought it was significant? I’d love to see it; I’m a fan of Herriman.

Jul 26, 2014 at 01:15AM EDT

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Does anyone know what bird this is?

Jul 23, 2014 at 12:52AM EDT

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Am I the only one who experienced the opposite? When I was in 5th grade, this kid was chewing gum, and the teacher said, “Did you bring enough for everyone?” He said, “I sure did!” and pulled out a crate of gum.

We had a gum party that day.

Jul 21, 2014 at 05:57PM EDT

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