Bruelock

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Location: Malaysia

Joined Dec 07, 2011 at 02:49PM EST


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Bruelock's Forum Posts

The manwhore is ready.

I swear to god. After lurking around for a month, these quality threads just got better and better each day. Wait a second… am I seeing a second shipping thread here?!

Be completely honest...

Q1. Yes. I watch porn. Q2. There’s one time I was singing Baby while taking dump in the public toilet. Awkward… Q3. Believe it or not, due to Buddhism, I have to pay my respect, apologise and get permission from the “wandering spirits” just so I can urinate on their “properties”. By “properties”, I meant the trees, the rivers, any secluded or places where spirits could have travelled.

Seriously, Fuck My Life

Oh screw you guys, you all ain’t know nothing about having a terrible life as a child. Being this sh*t neighborhood really rustled my jimmies everyday. Being the only child in the family and being smart and sh*t didn’t really make any changes. Hell, I have the IQ similar of f*cking Albert Einstein and no one care jacksh*t on me. I built my own hover-car out of junkyard metals just so I can ride in mid-air to school. I even made by own augmented jetpack as my own school bag. I even constructed a secret...

KYM Pony General V: We Just Don't Know What Went Wrong

@seal Maybe most of the colts/stallions in Ponyville were abducted by Chrystalis for manifestation of love energy in only male species. The possibilities stand as follows: -Upon abduction of a single fully grown colt, manifestation will commence in a hybrid bio-magic transformation of the colt by draining the energy of ‘love’ from the victim. Victim will be cocooned similar to the formation of the previous invasion classified “Love Triangle”. Researchers have confirmed the tissue sample from the green...

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