Captain Douglas J Falcon
Location: Port Town, Aero Dive
Joined Jul 23, 2011 at 02:49PM EDT
100% JFF, 100% of the time
I Delete ALL posts on my wall when I get the chance, no matter what.
I’m not exactly the oldest guy on here. (Some of the mods, like Captain Blubber(Who is a douchebag), have been here for
45 years.) But, I’ve been around to see some shit.
And I haven’t done jack shit to help out the main site.(In terms of making articles, editing articles, and adding pictures. I HAVE reported a few spambots.) Hell, I haven’t even posted on GENERAL that much.
Either way, I’m still a veteran on the site.
Tips on how to not be a newfag
Lurk Moar. Always.
FAQ: (More like Questions I think up, then answer myself.)
Q: What’s your Skype account?
Email is email@example.com.
Don’t send me friend requests unless I actually know you and are an actual friend of mine.
Q: What’s your steam account?
A: It’s Captain Douglas J Falcon.
Q: Why should I care?
A: Because I care. I’M the one who took the time writing this out, and YOU should take the time to read.
HERP DE DERP DE DERP
nah, it’s a reference to JJBA.
I’m gonna have to remind everyone of nuts.wad
someone edit the voice clips so that way instead of the scream it says “Surprise Motherfucker”
I’d definitely pick the Blessing of Mike.
if I couldn’t choose Mike i’d pick Yellow Freddy or Phone Guy.
Will Kujo, with his stand Fresh Platinum.
you know, if Solid Snake’s your husbando, you could say he makes your Snake Solid.
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it’s happening again
Like Leisure Suit Larry 4? Oh god, that’d be hilarious.