Captain Douglas J Falcon
Location: Mute City
Joined Jul 23, 2011 at 02:49PM EDT
100% JFF, 100% of the time
I Delete ALL posts on my wall when I get the chance, no matter what.
I’m not exactly the oldest guy on here. (Some of the mods, like Captain Blubber(Who is a douchebag), have been here for -5 years.) But, I’ve been around to see some shit.
And I haven’t done jack shit to help out the main site.(In terms of making articles, editing articles, and adding pictures. I HAVE reported a few spambots. EDIT: I now have one picture. Happy now?) Hell, I haven’t even posted on GENERAL that much.
Either way, I’m still a veteran on the site.
Tips on how to not be a newfag
Lurk Moar. Always.
FAQ: (More like Questions I think up, then answer myself.)
Q: What’s your Skype account?
Email is email@example.com.
Don’t send me friend requests unless I actually know you and are an actual friend of mine.
Q: What’s your steam account?
A: It’s Captain Douglas J Falcon.
Q: Why should I care?
A: Because I care. I’M the one who took the time writing this out, and YOU should take the time to read.
hey, I can visit the Elite 4 now.
That’s incorrect. Delfino Plaza gave it the seal of “Too Much water”
Ah, I remember the old days…
You’ll do it for free, right?
GRAPES, MELONS, ORANGES
Metroid is a pretty cool guy…
Uh… Er… Bayonetta?
Posted Let's play Organ Trail: The Zombie Themed Dysentery Simulator in the Just For Fun forum.
They were based on the game Smash bros. was gonna be before it became Smash bros.
Ridiculously Photogenic Jumpscare.
Posted Poorly Drawn Stick Dude Quest 2: Actually gonna finish it this time in the Forum Games forum.
Damn right show me your moves.
I’m not afraid to hit where it hurts.
Girl me is hot.
Uploaded an image to Super Smash Brothers.
I sure showed him my moves.