Captain Douglas J Falcon


Location: Port Town, Aero Dive

Joined Jul 23, 2011 at 02:49PM EDT



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100% JFF, 100% of the time
I Delete ALL posts on my wall when I get the chance, no matter what.

About me:
I’m not exactly the oldest guy on here. (Some of the mods, like Captain Blubber(Who is a douchebag), have been here for 4 5 years.) But, I’ve been around to see some shit.
And I haven’t done jack shit to help out the main site.(In terms of making articles, editing articles, and adding pictures. I HAVE reported a few spambots.) Hell, I haven’t even posted on GENERAL that much.
Either way, I’m still a veteran on the site.

Tips on how to not be a newfag
Lurk Moar. Always.

FAQ: (More like Questions I think up, then answer myself.)

Q: What’s your Skype account?
A: CptDouglasJFalcon.
Email is
Don’t send me friend requests unless I actually know you and are an actual friend of mine.

Q: What’s your steam account?
A: It’s Captain Douglas J Falcon.

Q: Why should I care?
A: Because I care. I’M the one who took the time writing this out, and YOU should take the time to read.


Recent Activity

Commented on 446.png

I’m gonna have to remind everyone of nuts.wad

Aug 19, 2014 at 03:03PM EDT

Commented on Surprise, Mothafucka!

someone edit the voice clips so that way instead of the scream it says “Surprise Motherfucker”

Aug 17, 2014 at 10:21PM EDT

Commented on choose your destiny

I’d definitely pick the Blessing of Mike.
Based Mike.

if I couldn’t choose Mike i’d pick Yellow Freddy or Phone Guy.

Aug 16, 2014 at 08:05PM EDT

Commented on ab3.gif

Will Kujo, with his stand Fresh Platinum.

Jul 09, 2014 at 01:00PM EDT

Commented on Laika's wall

you know, if Solid Snake’s your husbando, you could say he makes your Snake Solid.

Jun 21, 2014 at 05:04PM EDT

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