Captain Douglas J Falcon
Location: Mute City
Joined Jul 23, 2011 at 02:49PM EDT
100% JFF, 100% of the time
I Delete ALL posts on my wall when I get the chance, no matter what.
I’m not exactly the oldest guy on here. (Some of the mods, like Captain Blubber(Who is a douchebag), have been here for -5 years.) But, I’ve been around to see some shit.
And I haven’t done jack shit to help out the main site.(In terms of making articles, editing articles, and adding pictures. I HAVE reported a few spambots. EDIT: I now have one picture. Happy now?) Hell, I haven’t even posted on GENERAL that much.
Either way, I’m still a veteran on the site.
Tips on how to not be a newfag
Lurk Moar. Always.
FAQ: (More like Questions I think up, then answer myself.)
Q: What’s your Skype account?
Email is firstname.lastname@example.org.
Don’t send me friend requests unless I actually know you and are an actual friend of mine.
Q: What’s your steam account?
A: It’s Captain Douglas J Falcon.
Q: Why should I care?
A: Because I care. I’M the one who took the time writing this out, and YOU should take the time to read.
hey, I can visit the Elite 4 now.
I would totally get in my car.
Welcome to My World.
I’ll give you another daily dose if you know what I mean
That was the highest rating i’ve ever given to anyone besides Little Mac.
Sues for copyright infringement
The Fabulous Falcon*
Chopped for ya.
That’s incorrect. Delfino Plaza gave it the seal of “Too Much water”
Ah, I remember the old days…
You’ll do it for free, right?
GRAPES, MELONS, ORANGES
Metroid is a pretty cool guy…
Uh… Er… Bayonetta?
Posted Let's play Organ Trail: The Zombie Themed Dysentery Simulator in the Just For Fun forum.
They were based on the game Smash bros. was gonna be before it became Smash bros.
Ridiculously Photogenic Jumpscare.