Captain Douglas J Falcon
Location: Port Town, Aero Dive
Joined Jul 23, 2011 at 02:49PM EDT
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I’m not exactly the oldest guy on here. (Some of the mods, like Captain Blubber, have been here for 4 years.) But, I’ve been around to see some shit.
*And I haven’t done jack shit to help out the main site.(In terms of making articles, editing articles, and adding pictures. I HAVE reported a few spambots.) Hell, I haven’t even posted on GENERAL that much.
Either way, I’m still a veteran on the site.
Tips on how to not be a newfag
Lurk Moar. Always.
FAQ: (More like Questions I think up, then answer myself.)
Q: What’s your Skype account?
Email is firstname.lastname@example.org.
Don’t send me friend requests unless I actually know you and are an actual friend of mine.
Q: What’s your steam account?
A: It’s Captain Douglas J Falcon.
Q: Why should I care?
A: Because I care. I’M the one who took the time writing this out, and YOU should take the time to read.
A user who is very negative about most things.
Citationneeded 2.0 here.
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England’s overthrow.
But, by God’s providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James’s sake!
If you won’t give me one,
I’ll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn’orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!
@Rhett: Or you’re OP.
you’re my favorite superhero.
ohio is now my favorite state.
And now they’re going after pokemon.
Do they hate nintendo or something? (Besides the meat boy incident)
@Boss Negro: Reddit was playing on alienware pcs connected directly to the server ans the elite of reddit. /v/ was playing on toasters with 56k modem and were a ragtag group of people assembled in a half hour.
To those that put a – after saying candlejack:
UR DOIN IT WRO
@TheC: Yes, i’ts an incest comic.
Quarter circle forward, X.
Dear Silver Chariot:
I just realized your name came from Jean Pierre Polnareff’s stand from JoJo’s Bizarre adventure.
You are even more awesome.
@Roblox: 9gag is for faggots.
youre a cool guy
@Gregory: I approve
▲ ▲ I did it!
Sword fight with lady gaga.
Gained Loki’s powers. Nice.
+1 work or merge with ruined childhood.
Pretty sure this was made to make fun of reddit and 9gag.
my GOD, you’re fucked up