Captain Douglas J Falcon

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Location: Port Town, Aero Dive

Joined Jul 23, 2011 at 02:49PM EDT


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About

I have to thank the user MasterBurner for making my current avatar. Her drawing is very good.
100% JFF, 100% of the time
I Delete ALL posts on my wall when I get the chance, no matter what.

About me:
I’m not exactly the oldest guy on here. (Some of the mods, like Captain Blubber(Who is a douchebag), have been here for 4 years.) But, I’ve been around to see some shit.
And I haven’t done jack shit to help out the main site.(In terms of making articles, editing articles, and adding pictures. I HAVE reported a few spambots.) Hell, I haven’t even posted on GENERAL that much.
Either way, I’m still a veteran on the site.

Tips on how to not be a newfag
Lurk Moar. Always.

FAQ: (More like Questions I think up, then answer myself.)

Q: What’s your Skype account?
A: CptDouglasJFalcon.
Email is cornergas1@live.com.
Don’t send me friend requests unless I actually know you and are an actual friend of mine.

Q: What’s your steam account?
A: It’s Captain Douglas J Falcon.

Q: Why should I care?
A: Because I care. I’M the one who took the time writing this out, and YOU should take the time to read.
Jackass.


Website
http://mutecity.org/

Recent Activity

Commented on Catfish

@TL10: I think it’s grouped with all of the internet slang.

Jan 28, 2013 at 07:56AM EST

Commented on FlameHaste's wall

let’s be friends. I never leave a follower out.

Jan 25, 2013 at 07:42PM EST

Commented on "Huh?" Guy

Expected: shitty deadpooled meme
Recieved: Shitty confirmed meme.

Dec 20, 2012 at 08:21PM EST

Commented on Fifth of November

full rhyme:
Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England’s overthrow.
But, by God’s providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James’s sake!
If you won’t give me one,
I’ll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn’orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

Nov 06, 2012 at 09:56PM EST

Commented on Tribes: Ascend

@Boss Negro: Reddit was playing on alienware pcs connected directly to the server ans the elite of reddit. /v/ was playing on toasters with 56k modem and were a ragtag group of people assembled in a half hour.

Oct 03, 2012 at 05:27PM EDT

Commented on Candlejack

To those that put a – after saying candlejack:
UR DOIN IT WRO

Sep 29, 2012 at 11:44PM EDT

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