Captain Douglas J Falcon


Location: Port Town, Aero Dive

Joined Jul 23, 2011 at 02:49PM EDT



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Karma Given
+8,350 +9,742 (87%) -1,392 (13%)


100% JFF, 100% of the time
I Delete ALL posts on my wall when I get the chance, no matter what.

About me:
I’m not exactly the oldest guy on here. (Some of the mods, like Captain Blubber(Who is a douchebag), have been here for 4 5 years.) But, I’ve been around to see some shit.
And I haven’t done jack shit to help out the main site.(In terms of making articles, editing articles, and adding pictures. I HAVE reported a few spambots.) Hell, I haven’t even posted on GENERAL that much.
Either way, I’m still a veteran on the site.

Tips on how to not be a newfag
Lurk Moar. Always.

FAQ: (More like Questions I think up, then answer myself.)

Q: What’s your Skype account?
A: CptDouglasJFalcon.
Email is
Don’t send me friend requests unless I actually know you and are an actual friend of mine.

Q: What’s your steam account?
A: It’s Captain Douglas J Falcon.

Q: Why should I care?
A: Because I care. I’M the one who took the time writing this out, and YOU should take the time to read.


Recent Activity

Commented on 7fe.png

God help those born on Oct. 25th.

Feb 09, 2013 at 10:11PM EST

Commented on crusty's wall

I have more internets than you.

Jan 29, 2013 at 10:35PM EST

Commented on Catfish

@TL10: I think it’s grouped with all of the internet slang.

Jan 28, 2013 at 07:56AM EST

Commented on FlameHaste's wall

let’s be friends. I never leave a follower out.

Jan 25, 2013 at 07:42PM EST

Commented on "Huh?" Guy

Expected: shitty deadpooled meme
Recieved: Shitty confirmed meme.

Dec 20, 2012 at 08:21PM EST

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