Captain Douglas J Falcon
Location: Port Town, Aero Dive
Joined Jul 23, 2011 at 02:49PM EDT
I have to thank the user MasterBurner for making my current avatar. Her drawing is very good.
100% JFF, 100% of the time
I Delete ALL posts on my wall when I get the chance, no matter what.
I’m not exactly the oldest guy on here. (Some of the mods, like Captain Blubber(Who is a douchebag), have been here for 4 years.) But, I’ve been around to see some shit.
And I haven’t done jack shit to help out the main site.(In terms of making articles, editing articles, and adding pictures. I HAVE reported a few spambots.) Hell, I haven’t even posted on GENERAL that much.
Either way, I’m still a veteran on the site.
Tips on how to not be a newfag
Lurk Moar. Always.
FAQ: (More like Questions I think up, then answer myself.)
Q: What’s your Skype account?
Email is email@example.com.
Don’t send me friend requests unless I actually know you and are an actual friend of mine.
Q: What’s your steam account?
A: It’s Captain Douglas J Falcon.
Q: Why should I care?
A: Because I care. I’M the one who took the time writing this out, and YOU should take the time to read.
ohio is now my favorite state.
And now they’re going after pokemon.
Do they hate nintendo or something? (Besides the meat boy incident)
@Boss Negro: Reddit was playing on alienware pcs connected directly to the server ans the elite of reddit. /v/ was playing on toasters with 56k modem and were a ragtag group of people assembled in a half hour.
To those that put a – after saying candlejack:
UR DOIN IT WRO
@TheC: Yes, i’ts an incest comic.
Quarter circle forward, X.
Dear Silver Chariot:
I just realized your name came from Jean Pierre Polnareff’s stand from JoJo’s Bizarre adventure.
You are even more awesome.
@Roblox: 9gag is for faggots.
Posted Hurt/Heal 9: The How Can This Still Be Interesting (the reboot) in the Riff-Raff forum.
@Gregory: I approve
▲ ▲ I did it!
Sword fight with lady gaga.
Gained Loki’s powers. Nice.