Captain Scootaloo the Slowpoke

Merry Christmas

Good day sir! I figured I may as well give you a greeting for no reason right about now! Also I should tell you there was a funeral held recently for the Scout. At the eulogy was read this “Here lies scout; he ran fast and died a virgin” snorty French laughter

The eulogy was read by this man:

He looks a bit like he’s gone off the deep end to me.

Wazzap!

Hai der.

Hello my waifu, I must say that i have awesome cancer…i produce an uncontrollable amount of epic per second about 25.5000 grams per second! I MUST GIVE EVERYONE THIS CANCER SO THE WORLD CAN BE EPIC!!!! wait maybe its just My Little Pony same thing :3 Stay gold waifu

Oh also before I forget my good friend Lady Lyra is following you, personally I find her to be a great tasted, kind KYMer and since you friend many users why the he’ll not friend her?

-SMK

Hey there, I just wanted to say hello after you waking up from your internet slumber and ask how your doing. Secondly I kindy ask you to reply to my friend Assfro’s comment. I think it would really help him make his day if you did that :D. Also random question to further conversation with each other. What is your favorite food?

Awaiting response
-SMK

Quite meh.
You’ve been gone for a pretty long time though =O

Well, you and Shadowbane (formerly King Applebloom) were waifus, and i became waifus with Shadowbane, so now you are mai waifu by default /)^3^(\

Well hello good, good Captain! I regret the the rather large amount of time I’ve taken to greet you properly, so here i am now! Your badassery level is on the high end of the spectrum in my eyes, so i hope you accept this friendly leter from your friends at:

I LURVE MA WAIFU TO DEATH!

So here is a new profile pic :P

MY SWEEDISH FRIEND!!!!
HOW ARE YOU DOING?

Scoot, do you like to spend your time with Pinkie?

Long time no see.
How do you do?

I want to stop watching the walking Scootaloo, but I can’t.

Thanks for the welcome :D

Thanks for the following!
Enjoy my nurse outfit!

I guess you win