Captain Scootaloo the Slowpoke

Well, you see, whenever I’m at my dad’s house, which is about half of the week, I have to use his girlfriend’s computer, since my laptop is broken. Her computer is a Mac, so I can’t open images in new tabs. Since I click on a lot of images and like to comment on most of them, whenever I get back to my mom’s house, I go through all of the images that have been uploaded since I went to my dad’s house and go on a commenting spree.

By the way, I don’t know how you got that song to play, but that’s Darkbind Sonichu’s theme in the Sonichu Audiobooks.

And like a 90’s boy band, it is DONE

Well, biscuits, I forgot your steam name.

Hold on, let me give it a try. This has happened before.

It looks so disgusting. Its story and concept is disgusting, too.
I’ve seen an episode. It makes me wanna burn my eyes and ear drums out. And my brain as well.

DO NOT GIVE IN SCOOTALOO HES TRYING TO STEAL YOU FROM ME!!!!1

>Goes to my KYM profile page
>Look at your post
>My sadistic part of me melts because of cuteness

I’m obviously the better Apple Bloom you wont be seeing that impostor anytime soon.

Hey man,whats up?Just thinking i would drop by and say hi.
Also,have some Fry (lolol i rhymed);

Godspeed, young grasshopper.

Well, don’t feel to bad, I haven’t either.

Wow, didn’t know you ponies, particularly you fillies have a mean streak about you when it comes to not having cake.

GlaDOS here would be in pieces by now.

Stare war?

Very well my student.
Wait… you are ready? 0.o

And that concludes lesson 1: The random mind can always twist thing into something different.

Haha, well, I think it’s the least she could do after hog-tying you twice.

Haha, I think you meant she, maybe that’s why she did it, cause you called her a him, lol, but at least she offered you cake the second time around.

Not a whole lot, looking at those hilarious pictures posted on your wall, though I can image you getting wrapped up by Apple Bloom wasn’t fun.

Very well young one. But learn a lot, you must.
I will teach you the ways of the random.

As you wish!