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Tumblr user, TF2 fan

Derives continual enjoyment from the copious display of labcoats on this website

Recent Activity

Commented on Too Much Water

I am currently imagining the sound effect of a drowning trumpet, and it’s glorious.

Nov 19, 2014 at 03:41PM EST

Commented on 659.gif

Yeah, on the Tumblr dashboard, it would be a lot more effective because it would blend in.

Nov 17, 2014 at 06:33AM EST

Commented on Literally

This is why I’m mad. Because with all the other ways in the world of exaggerating something, the word “literally” is the only word left to say “I’m honestly not exaggerating or making some dumb metaphor here – I actually mean it exactly as I said it and you should take it as the truth.” Abuse it and it’s like crying wolf, and then no one can have a word to use as that honest disclaimer anymore. I really can’t think of any other word that does that same job…unless we have to start saying “non-metaphorically.”

Nov 15, 2014 at 03:06AM EST

Commented on Bye Felipe

Wouldn’t be surprised if this is why they don’t bother responding, if they just get vitriol in their faces.

Nov 05, 2014 at 07:43PM EST

Commented on Alex From Target / #AlexFromTarget

Probably for some of the same reasons Bieber became famous, since he looks so much like him. Except he bags groceries and doesn’t sing…?

Idk, teenagers, man.

Nov 03, 2014 at 10:54PM EST

Commented on 0e4.gif

I was honestly expecting it to just continue with piles upon piles of bacon

Oct 30, 2014 at 12:13AM EDT

Commented on 7fc.jpg

ISHYGDDT = I seriously hope you guys don’t deliver this

Oct 21, 2014 at 06:10AM EDT

Commented on Pregaben

Oh god, how many babies is he holding in there?

Wait, 9 years divided by 9 months…
Oh god, 12 babies.
Twelve tiny Gabens.

Or one massive baby Gaben 12 times the size of a normal baby.

Unless he’s delivering games. Directly out of his body.

Oct 21, 2014 at 06:07AM EDT

Commented on 7c7.gif

Maybe if he lets go, the chainsaw will do this automatically

Oct 21, 2014 at 12:04AM EDT

Commented on PSAT

It’s been a number of years, but IIRC, I took the ACT first and got really upset by the fact I didn’t have nearly enough time to do all the stuff – particularly the essay. I managed to probably get less than halfway through the essay after going through the motions necessary to set it up for the traditional 5 paragraph format or whatever it was. So on the SAT next, I skipped the outlining and went straight into the meat of it and got out everything I needed to say. They graded me way better for my perfectly outlined pile of barely anything than my defluffed long finished essay. I was really annoyed.

Oct 20, 2014 at 04:27AM EDT

Commented on Slender Man

They showed a screencapped video straight outta this article’s video gallery less than an hour ago on ABC World News Tonight, re: the Slender Man stabbing. Like, you could see our tags and junk next to the video, which they watermarked with Funny seeing this place up on the TV screen during the evening news.

Sep 25, 2014 at 07:24PM EDT

Commented on d5f

I was hoping the boss would get thrown out the window! :P

Aug 31, 2014 at 12:32AM EDT

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