Cesar Cappellozza


Location: Sao Paulo, BRAZIL

Joined Jun 20, 2011 at 01:57AM EDT



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Commented on Robin Williams

I kinda agree with Henry Rollins here. Yes, depression is a terrible thing, but IT’S NOT RARE! Suicide is kinda selfish, especially if you have people depending on you. It’s the ultimate “fuck you” to the world. I’m like every other parent who put the gun inside the mouth, but didn’t squeeze the trigger because of the kids – and there are lots of them around. Maybe those who don’t have children should SHUT THE FUCK UP, because they don’t know what they’re talking about, they don’t know what’s like to be fucked up in the head, hit rock botton and still have a family to provide for. You can’t just die, it’s a luxury.

Aug 23, 2014 at 12:23AM EDT

Commented on Unidan

Some guy is banned somewhere because of upvotes. Jesus fuck, give me my five minutes back.

Aug 03, 2014 at 10:01AM EDT

Commented on Greenpeace

Not even Greenpeace sees it. It’s like they’re saying “let’s ask Lego to fuck their own business”. Like that’ll work.

Jul 15, 2014 at 03:02AM EDT

Commented on 4a2.jpg

Wow, your comment is so original and clever!

Jul 15, 2014 at 02:40AM EDT

Commented on 239.jpg

So you KNOW the one I’m talking about, but chose to give a smartass comment anyway. Very nice.

Jun 20, 2014 at 02:29AM EDT

Commented on Emma Stone

I’m willing to look as creepy as Jim Carrey just to say how this girl is awesome!

Jun 20, 2014 at 02:23AM EDT

Commented on 335.png

Randy has finally got out of the friendzone.

Jun 18, 2014 at 10:19PM EDT

Commented on Ducking

Drama drama drama if only there was a way to disable auto correct…

Jun 07, 2014 at 12:16AM EDT

Commented on 239.jpg

Yeah, a great controller… that I had to give up for the first Wii, which was crap. This is good, but feels too little, too late.

May 31, 2014 at 01:49AM EDT

Commented on #YesAllWomen

I have a female friend who is very feminist, and she hates men who impose their sexism for whatever reason. She also is a homophobic, thinks every man who won’t hit on her is gay, and men who cry are wimps.

I don’t have that much hope for a better world.

May 28, 2014 at 02:24AM EDT

Commented on Honest Trailers - Godzilla (1998)

Transformers was WAY worse than this! Where is all these Godzilla fans that say this movie is Godzilla in name only? Couldn’t find a single Godzilla fan, not a single Godzilla presence in any comic convention from 98 to this day, not a single board or fan site dedicated to Godzilla. Who are these people? It’s the same hype about 2001 being a good movie, you never find these people around, but the general conception is there, and no one knows how the fuck did it get there. 2001 sucks, michael bay sucks and this movie may be subpar, but not that bad.

May 17, 2014 at 10:18PM EDT

Commented on Hero Cat

FINALLY you internet cat lovers, your douche pet of choice has done something useful in like 4000 years of written history. WAY TO GO!

May 17, 2014 at 10:03PM EDT

Commented on Fleshlight

But is it any good? I see that and all I can think is that I’m gonna hurt myself. The tenga egg looks more appealing.

Apr 27, 2014 at 01:10AM EDT

Commented on Actual Noise It Made

I don’t see how that’s a surprise, you guys are just way too young. On that subject, Jontron sitting on the floor with socks looks like he’s eleven.

Apr 26, 2014 at 08:54PM EDT

Commented on Valeria Lukyanova

Well, she wants to be the human Barbie, she should have Barbie-like opinions.

Apr 09, 2014 at 12:01PM EDT

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