Chokesmurf

The song “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey. I just want to light up any device that even mutters one note of this song with a machine gun.

Well, Prom is May 4th, so I guess that.

“What the fuck is the Internet?” - Jay from “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back”

Both have their ups and downs. I’m trying to come up with ways in which one country has superior games in a certain genre, but I can’t come up with anything. Maybe FPS games, but that’s about it.

Driving during stormy weather and bees are two of my notable fears.

>playing with polly pockets when I’m a 4 year old boy >trying to get them to eat plastic food >try over and over again to make them eat plastic spaghetti >eventually lodge the spaghetti in the mouth of a doll >puts doll on ground >dog steps on the doll and breaks it >spaghetti falls out of pockets

What did Cinderella say after she got to the ball? makes gagging noises

Yeah, EA is bad, whatever. Blah blah blah. Many of their games still kick ass; it’s just poor handling and online support that can make the experience less impressive.

Do you have every work H.P. Lovecraft created? Ever?

Severe loss of blood by thousands upon thousands of paper cuts. My Item: Stick of deodorant

If you have wanted to understand the flaws of the American Industrial revolution, this is probably your best bet.

My only weakness? It could only be a double-decker bologna sandwich!

I want to listen to music for free, but Spotify makes me listen to ads…