Joined Apr 14, 2012 at 12:43AM EDT
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Chokesmurf's Forum Posts
My name comes from that old joke “If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?”
GOTTA GO FAST, MOTHERFUCKER
There’s plenty of vulgarity to go around in this video, but it brings up a good point. “I didn’t call someone faggot for being gay. I called them a faggot for…ya know, being a faggot!”
Down wif yer choclate melk!
I’m currently running through Cthulhu Saves The World, Manhunt, and Bioshock Infinite’s DLC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAKIty2fvCA This video may make it look easy, but the final battle in the first DBZ: Budokai was an absolute nightmare for me.
I actually really enjoyed the type of zombies of 28 Days Later. The idea that they’re still human but have been infected by a virus that causes them to rage uncontrollably is original and awesome.
Yeah, the arguments are ridiculous. I can only tell the difference between the screenshots because I’ve dumped hundreds of hours into each of the series. But it all comes to down to “Aim, shoot, reload, repeat”. Call of Duty is fun for just messing around while Battlefield is great for tactical play. End of story.
I sincerely hate the hive-mind mentality when it comes to hating Call of Duty. “Man, Aliens: Colonial Marines sure is bad…BUT AD LEEST ITZ NOT COWL OF DOOTY HAHAHAHAHAHA LOLZ” Seriously, fuck those people sideways with a chainsaw. Shut the hell up. It’s not even that bad of a game – it’s actually pretty decent. You just like being an angry asshole because kids like it and that it’s popular. Yeah, it’s got yearly releases. Guess what? Almost everything else that is successful has yearly releases too,...
The Legend of Zelda manga, while sometimes strange, was actually pretty cool. I picked it up at Border’s before it crumbled under poor sales, and I remember liking it quite a bit. I might have accidentally sold it at a garage sale once, but it was fun while it lasted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4yGsfYUAk0 The first three Spyro games all had fantastic soundtracks, but I think the first one had my favorite overall soundtrack. Although, nothing really beats Fireworks Factory in Spyro: Year of the Dragon.
It’s actually a creature found in an asylum in the movie “Grave Encounters 2”.
For me, at least, people seem to have a tough time talking about religion because of past experiences or issues. Many people see Christianity, or perhaps another religion, as it is portrayed in the media, and therefore see any religious follower as something negative. These extremists or false speakers turn off many with their outrageous ideas; i.e. “God hates fags!” These types of things clash with the beliefs and ideals of others, which results in a huge verbal war. It probably doesn’t help that...
SON OF A BITCH, I DIDN’T REPOST. AND HE HAD FIRE BREATH!
There was a food party going on for the foreign language classes at school. It was taking place outside. One of my friends got up to get a drink, and I gave my other friend an evil look. He knew what was going on. I planned to pull out the chair from under my friend when he sat back down from getting a drink. However, when I did pull out the chair, he fell on his ass and his head snapped back, hitting the wall of the building and putting a dent in a gutter pipe. Yeah, everyone still laughed, but I still...
Secret Service Porkin’: The best human to animal porn ever filmed in a FEMA theater. I feel like a pig for posting this.