Chokesmurf

This game was incredible, but not many people played it. It kinda pisses me off.

AC/DC and Bon Jovi.

Console gaming, Pepsi, and off-brand chips.

This ought to be fun.

Halo and Twisted Metal would be pretty interesting.

Hot Wheels to the max!

Twist the Knife (Slowly) in my ass.

The scariest part is the fact that he’s using Internet Explorer.

You know what else is heavy? YOU ARE!

February 3rd, which is Psychic / Fire, which means…

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I prefer consoles over PC. Why? Because their simple. Yeah, I know a decent PC won’t put you into extreme debt, but when I see some asshat bragging about his $2,000 setup and arguing how the “console crowd is nothing but inferior scum”, I can’t help but go back to playing local multiplayer on my console while everyone else has to shove their computer in their car and drive over to their friend’s house to play over a LAN connection. TL;DR: Both consoles and PC have their advantages, so shut your mouth, PC...

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This should get really fun, really fast. I guess I’ll start. “Batman: The Dark Dick Rises”

I thought that drink was called the “Amanda Todd”.

This bear was absolutely frightening because, the first time playing through, you had no idea where to go or what to do.

I continue to have dreams about either car crashes, high school drama, or a sickly combination of both. What does this mean?